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Show your ninja skills to win a DS Lite and N+ photo

Lorks-a-lordy, it's contest time here on Destructoid yet again, and we have yet another console giveaway in exchange for your soul. Everybody knows that Destructoid's community is made up of highly trained ninja, and that means that Dtoid and Rocket XL are prepared to give a DS Lite and a copy of N+ to whomever shows us that their ninja skills are the both the skilliest, and most ninjastic of all. First up, here's what's up for grabs:

1st Prize: DS Lite, one copy of N+ and N+ swag.

1 Runner Up: One copy of N+ and N+ swag.

As always I want some legwork if you want the goods. All you have to do is post a comment to this article with proof of your ninja skills. Yes, that sounds very vague, but if you're a good enough ninja, you will know that any mission can be decoded from the most obscure orders. You can provide a photo, link to a video or a signed letter of approval from Itagaki himself -- just prove to me that you are a true ninja, and the N+ stuff can be yours. 

You have a month to do this thing, so the contest will end at midnight (EST) on September 28. As with most of our major giveaways, Destructoid will arrange it on our end and make this a worldwide contest. One entry per poster, all photos must have the subject holding an "Also Cocks" sign to prove they're genuine and be aware that with many of our community members at PAX, this is a great opportunity to get a headstart. GO NINJA!


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Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 09:17
Ninja In Distress
Comment won't post >_>
Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 09:40
Ninja In Distress
The rest of my story can't be posted for some reason. I'll find a way to link to it or send it to Mr.Sterling himself

*disapears in smoke*
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 13:29
Wexx
I'm pretty sure this link explains my ninja-hardcoreness better than anything.

My dojo.
Prof Doctor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2008 00:26
Prof Doctor
<a href="http://s69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/eMpTy-MiND3d/?action=view¤t=Ninja.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i45/eMpTy-MiND3d/Ninja.jpg" border="0" alt="I am ninja"></a>

A demonstration of my cyber-ninja abilities

Note: i was moving so fast those are only the places i remember being in that image.
Davoidbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2008 01:24
Davoidbot
As a testament to my ninja abilities I caused the "Red-ring of Death" epidemic.
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2008 11:37
Daxelman
I shot a pirate. With his own gun.
acq031's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2008 11:50
acq031
最少それを期待する場合私は形態現在の割振りからのあなたの脊柱を引き裂く深さ這う。 私はあなたの子供の不快感の原料である。
toledosuperman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2008 15:02
toledosuperman
I won this contest three days ago and you have yet to find out about it.
Eroteri's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/30/2008 23:51
Eroteri


Sometimes i need a break.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 16:39
mikeyed
I follow the way of the ninja. I need not boast.

However, I will regale you with the extraordinarily lengthy tale of the street ninja.

mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/31/2008 16:42
mikeyed
Whoops, I link bad... fail...

I follow the way of the ninja. I need not boast.

However, I will regale you with the extraordinarily lengthy tale of the street ninja.



Actually the picture sums it up quite well.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/01/2008 14:51
manasteel88
This is racist against all non ninjas! Wonderful!

But for those who want to become a ninja master here is a step by step guide for you non-ninja types.

Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2008 19:30
Dead Movie Star
@Mana
How did you steal my ninja mask scroll?

... oh yeah. I am slacking on my ninja defense skills.
Marioland's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2008 20:08
Marioland
I'm gonna be hokage... believe it!
Cricketman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2008 22:13
Cricketman
I'm such a ninja that there are three ninjas hidden in this post. B|
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/03/2008 23:33
Baron Calico
I can beat all 3 NES Ninja Gaidens, and Xbox Ninja Gaiden 1 on Hard.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2008 09:32
MechaMonkey
I'm so ninja I can jump 100% of the time in Eternity's Child.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2008 10:48
falinter
I'm so ninja that Atari hired me back in '82 to hide their stash of E.T cartridges.

Beat that.
Soggy Toast's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/04/2008 15:51
Soggy Toast
I played ET for the 2600 and finished it...

On the ceiling!
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/09/2008 05:14
Vitamin Awesome
Well, this ninja finally got off his ass and did some ninja geetar.



And to prove that it IS, in fact me (my ninja skills killed the first sign, and needed a replacement):

mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 16:10
mix
So far there is only ONE legit entry...lol

I'm totally hitting this up ASAP.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2008 19:52
Dead Movie Star
@ Mix
I count five.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2008 03:25
mix
@Dead Movie Star

lol...guess some pictures weren't loading at work but I have an idea for this!
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 09:39
Cataract
This is my 27th comment in this thread.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 13:39
wilbo
looks like im going to win
im the only person to post ONE picture whilst HOLDING an also, cocks sign
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/21/2008 14:54
Dead Movie Star
Oh, you cheeky wilbo.
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2008 17:07
Knives
"and be aware that with many of our community members at PAX, this is a great opportunity to get a headstart."

That explains why I hadn't hear about this :P
Bramenjam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 12:59
Bramenjam
I don't know if I can embed a video, so just click on it to get to the real thing!
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 13:28
wilbo
lacks "holding" also,cocks sign
but was hilarious
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 22:09
mix
I Eat Pirates for Breakfast
.....Story Board edition....

Also, top half is worst dressed ninja but the bottom half is best dressed and yes they are clean.

I sure do hope I put these in the right order.....

Pirates, they be near....


Never before has the in air "Death Dance" been captured








NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 22:24
NihonTiger90
What is this bullshit? All these people wrapping shirts around their heads and proclaiming themselves ninjas. Hah. You wish.

Ninjas do not take a crap on the toilet reading a novel. They do not relax lazily doing sudoku. And they certainly do not have mustaches and hang out in coat racks.

No, a ninja's job is to kill unsuspectingly. It is all serious, all the time. A ninja is always ready to strike.



This is a ninja. Accept no substitutes.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 22:54
wilbo
how dare you mock my ninja ways!
and why can't a ninja have a mustache!
you'll be sorry when you wake up with 7 shurikens attaching a mustache to your forehead!
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 23:00
mix
@Nihon Tiger90

Since when did ninja's have baby blue pillows that matched their baby blue walls?
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 11:02
NihonTiger90
@mix: Since my parents refused to let me paint the walls a different color.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 11:27
mix
@NihonTiger90

As soon as you get your own place you can paint your walls with the the blood of many, makes it very homey.
Bramenjam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/25/2008 12:22
Bramenjam
> lacks "holding" also cocks sign but was hilarious

Ah, but since the rules state that all photos must have the subject holding an "Also Cocks" sign, a video is ok without the actual holding :)
Also, since the video is monochrome a sign would not be readable, and of course the words "also male chickens" have been included.
Grenator Bole's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 00:54
Grenator Bole
<a target='_blank' href='http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=alsococksninjaie7.jpg'><img src='http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1834/alsococksninjaie7.th.jpg' border='0'/></a>
Grenator Bole's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2008 00:58
Grenator Bole


Not used to anything but HTML.
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2008 23:35
snotrocket
Only a true ninja can land the plane in Top Gun for the NES.

snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2008 23:38
snotrocket
First attempt didnt work :(
Only a true ninja can land the plane in Top Gun for the NES.

snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2008 23:38
snotrocket
Ok F this! here's a link! I can't get the img code to work

http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dsc00619eu5.jpg
shadow1w2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2008 21:01
shadow1w2
A real ninja jumps in at the last minute and makes a certain kill! WAAAAARRHHHH! *KERBLAM!*

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/shadow1w2/totally-a-ninja-105019.phtml

My ninja video. Rules didnt say anything about having to be human, so ya... Still, behold the ninja powers!

Oh and if the video looks funky, its cause your Ninja Vision is off. (Theres a Youtube link on the blog for the full quality verison.)

Enjoy.
Go Ninja smoke!
*explodes*
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/01/2008 14:33
wilbo
lol
shadow1w2 is a day late
shadow1w2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2008 13:33
shadow1w2
A true ninja stays ahead into the future to catch their target off guard.

Ya, I got my dates wrong, didn't realize it till the day after.
After all that work too xD
Hey I punched an evil demon darn it! And hes real mean too.

Eh, its worth a laugh at least. :3
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/08/2008 17:27
Dead Movie Star
So, uhh, when will the winners be announced?
shadow1w2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2008 02:48
shadow1w2
I'd figure whenever they are done, get around to it, or finish fighting giant monsters. I bet they do that alot. Busy dudes.

The last contest I entered took a few weeks or so. Maybe it was two. I forget.

A true ninja is patient.
Though I admit I'm anxious to see the winner. xD

Was really wanting that DS and some N+.
Didn't punch enough cats(evil demon cats) fast enough...
Dishonor! AAARGH!

It's cool though. :P

Ninja is very anxious to see winner. :3
Ninja waits patiently in tree, waiting for the time to attack and comprete mission!
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