RedRabbit:

You are Ninja. You deduce what is permissible in this dojo.

Jim, I once killed you in the dead of night when you were youner. Shortly thereafter I used my ninja magic to revive you and instilled into your head using ninja hypnosis, your adamant love for Dynasty Warriors.

Also:



Yes. That's me. I'm aware I need to die in a fire because of it, but it's still ninja related.

Pictured:

A lone ninja caught on film.

Using his ashiko boots he grips to the wall ready to pounce on any pirate or robot foolhardy enough to wander into his lair.

Pictured:

A lone ninja caught on film.

Using his ashiko boots he grips to the wall ready to pounce on any pirate or robot foolhardy enough to wander into his lair.

Also, I hope entries don't loose marks for half-arsery.

behold for it is wilbo the coatrack ninja of manyhats
i am a rare breed indeed

@ wilbo:

Holy crap. A floating sign!

Over 9000 hours in MS Paint, etc.

I used my ninja multiply jutsu to post all those previous comments, then using my disguise jutsu made you believe they were posted by other people.

Then I used my time warping jutsu to post some comments into the future that will appear after this. Ergo, I'm the only one that posted in this contest.

Nobody in this thread is a ninja. Real ninjas wouldn't reveal themselves unless there's killing to be done

but F Whipple that was my plan all along
upon looking at my picture you have all contracted wilbo ninjaids and there will b noone left alive to confirm my exsistence

J BN B OJOKB TIIIIIIII BMTP DPDLT

i am #1 on my friends leaderboard on N+
i also beat master control.

**Submission

Fuck....I have got to start reading all the rules. Its not fair!! That picture is old!!

Do we have to be holding it, or can it be taped/ninja stared to a nearby object/person?

Ah screw it, I'm gonna break the rules.

My ninja skills are clearly superior to all the "ninjas" above, as you can see below.

私は忌々しい暗殺者、神である。

No need to mail me my game and DS, they are already in my possession...

If you're half the ninja that I am, you will be able to find my submission.

In the time it took to hit the post button and this comment to post, I killed 5 Marines, 2 SEALS, and a puppy.

I joined this website today to share my tale. I am truly a ninja in distress, for it is a blessing and a curse. My abilities are extraordinary, and yet I know I must not use them. I see a limited edition item, my mind says "Steal it! Nobody will even see you!" but I know I cannot...it wouldn't be right. I see an bird pass over me as I go for a lay-up, and I run away, knowing that as soon as I jump I would be hit into a bottomless pit. I watched as kids sung the lyrics to a television show about giant mutated reptiles, praising their pizza-eating prowess and California accents. I screamed "THOSE AREN'T NINJAS!" and smashed my fist through the television. The kids cried, and I was so upset with myself I went into hiding.

I swore to myself that was it. The world was better off without a modern day ninja. I had attached the bombs to my chest, ready to run into the streets shouting at God for cursing me with such powers when...she came into my life. Amanda...my one true love...we were suppose to be together forever. She made me feel like I wasn't alone in this world, and that I was a good person underneath my ninja ways. We talked, laughed...loved. We had the same interests, and we almost never argued...except on one thing

She loved Pirates of the Caribbean.

I told her I wasn't going to see the latest Pirates movie because its goes against everything I stood for. She tried to talk me into, saying if I ever want to get rid of my past I have to face my fears. She kissed me on the lips and whispered "Please"...and I knew I couldn't walk away.