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Show your ninja skills to win a DS Lite and N+ photo

Lorks-a-lordy, it's contest time here on Destructoid yet again, and we have yet another console giveaway in exchange for your soul. Everybody knows that Destructoid's community is made up of highly trained ninja, and that means that Dtoid and Rocket XL are prepared to give a DS Lite and a copy of N+ to whomever shows us that their ninja skills are the both the skilliest, and most ninjastic of all. First up, here's what's up for grabs:

1st Prize: DS Lite, one copy of N+ and N+ swag.

1 Runner Up: One copy of N+ and N+ swag.

As always I want some legwork if you want the goods. All you have to do is post a comment to this article with proof of your ninja skills. Yes, that sounds very vague, but if you're a good enough ninja, you will know that any mission can be decoded from the most obscure orders. You can provide a photo, link to a video or a signed letter of approval from Itagaki himself -- just prove to me that you are a true ninja, and the N+ stuff can be yours. 

You have a month to do this thing, so the contest will end at midnight (EST) on September 28. As with most of our major giveaways, Destructoid will arrange it on our end and make this a worldwide contest. One entry per poster, all photos must have the subject holding an "Also Cocks" sign to prove they're genuine and be aware that with many of our community members at PAX, this is a great opportunity to get a headstart. GO NINJA!






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galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:21
galagabug
i already commented on this post 17 times and hid a turd somewhere in your flat. prove me wrong!
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:23
Zombutler
Are shoops allowed?
Nukkus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:32
Nukkus
<PREVIOUS COMMENT UNSEEN. THEREFORE I AM NINJA!>
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:34
Jim Sterling
RedRabbit:

You are Ninja. You deduce what is permissible in this dojo.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:35
mix
I already opened the DS and wrapped N+, check the game saves.
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:38
EarthbounderNess
Jim, I once killed you in the dead of night when you were youner. Shortly thereafter I used my ninja magic to revive you and instilled into your head using ninja hypnosis, your adamant love for Dynasty Warriors.

Also:



Yes. That's me. I'm aware I need to die in a fire because of it, but it's still ninja related.
dude101's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:38
dude101
I'm such a ninja I stole Chuck Norris' beard, and cleaned off the win faster than you can say Master Splinter.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:39
Half left
Pictured:

A lone ninja caught on film.

Using his ashiko boots he grips to the wall ready to pounce on any pirate or robot foolhardy enough to wander into his lair.

Tyrian3's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:40
Tyrian3
here's a picture of me typing at my computer (in this one I'm updating my Dtoid blog).



What do you say? You can't see me?
Well...Ninja is my name, and stealth is my game!
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:42
Half left
Pictured:

A lone ninja caught on film.

Using his ashiko boots he grips to the wall ready to pounce on any pirate or robot foolhardy enough to wander into his lair.

Uziwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:44
Uziwood
I am so ninja I can steal & eat your cheesburger, buy you another one and steal & eat that one too.
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:46
Half left
Also, I hope entries don't loose marks for half-arsery.
EarthbounderNess's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:53
EarthbounderNess
youner = younger*

I'm fucking retarded. Did I mention I'm a retarded ninja too? You'd probably feel like an asshole if you didn't give a retard something. I'm SPECIAL DAMMIT.
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:58
wilbo


behold for it is wilbo the coatrack ninja of manyhats
i am a rare breed indeed
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 14:59
Holyetheline
Yesterday I used my ninja skillz to punch a 17 inch, wide screen, LCD computer monitor, I'll get a picture up here as proof... the monitor was working just fine too, I was just pissed off...
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:01
Half left
@ wilbo:

Holy crap. A floating sign!
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:14
KamikazeTutor
In before crazy dtoiders performing parkour...
lowercaseluke's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:26
lowercaseluke


Over 9000 hours in MS Paint, etc.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:27
pedrovay2003


Unbeknownst to you ordinary people, I'm actually all four of those ninjas.
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:27
Ogu
I used my ninja multiply jutsu to post all those previous comments, then using my disguise jutsu made you believe they were posted by other people.

Then I used my time warping jutsu to post some comments into the future that will appear after this. Ergo, I'm the only one that posted in this contest.
Scientist tz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:34
Scientist tz
I work in a building that has high security. We have armed guards and cameras and we wear ID badges and have security codes to open doors and whatnot.

Sometimes I forget to wear my badge and I'm forced to play a metal-gear-solid-like game of evasion from the security guards because if they catch me without a badge I get sent to the front desk to sign in and bear the shame of a visitor badge just so I can walk back to my desk and get my real badge.

We have 3 guards. One is always in the guard shack at the gate leading to the premises. One is always at the front desk watching the cameras. One is always roaming the halls.

I know the cameras always point toward exits that lead to other areas so it's easy to avoid their detection cone. The stairwells are unlocked so it's easy to duck into one if the guard is coming down the hall.

One time I ducked into a storage closet and had to stay there for 10 minutes because the guard got chatty with someone whose office is right there.

So I am a hallway ninja.

Also, sometimes I take craps that don't even smell. NINJA CRAPS!!!!!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:38
F Whipple
Nobody in this thread is a ninja. Real ninjas wouldn't reveal themselves unless there's killing to be done
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:55
wilbo
but F Whipple that was my plan all along
upon looking at my picture you have all contracted wilbo ninjaids and there will b noone left alive to confirm my exsistence
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 15:56
Excel-2011
I want to enter this, but I'm a viking.
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 16:04
Lewis Bell
J BN B OJOKB TIIIIIIII BMTP DPDLT
Omedon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 16:11
Omedon


The Lowe's ninja helps no customer. Instead he destroys those who think they are better than a Lowe's employee. Or so it is said.....he is more myth than man!

Also, ninja cocks!
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 16:30
bottled dark
i am #1 on my friends leaderboard on N+
i also beat master control.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 16:37
Zombutler
**Submission
Conundrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 16:38
Conundrum
I posted this tommrow.
Omedon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 16:44
Omedon
Fuck....I have got to start reading all the rules. Its not fair!! That picture is old!!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 17:22
Dead Movie Star
Do we have to be holding it, or can it be taped/ninja stared to a nearby object/person?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 17:22
Dead Movie Star
The sign, dammit, the sign! Do we have to hold the sign?
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 17:30
Dead Movie Star
Ah screw it, I'm gonna break the rules.

My ninja skills are clearly superior to all the "ninjas" above, as you can see below.
4knuckleshuffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 17:43
4knuckleshuffle
I'm such a ninja that I don't even need to prove my ninjaness to you.
JohnTheCrow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 18:05
JohnTheCrow
私は忌々しい暗殺者、神である。
Brando's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 18:07
Brando
No need to mail be the game or the DS, they are already in my possession...
Brando's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 18:09
Brando
No need to mail me my game and DS, they are already in my possession...
Merry Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 18:51
Merry Ho


You cant get more ninja then this
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 19:20
JoeCamNet
If you're half the ninja that I am, you will be able to find my submission.
Weev's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 19:45
Weev
I am by far the best ninja, but I'm also very active. Here's a picture of me at the beach:


I also love skiing:


I come from a long line of ninjas. Here's a picture from our family reunion last year:
cannonball's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 21:07
cannonball
In the time it took to hit the post button and this comment to post, I killed 5 Marines, 2 SEALS, and a puppy.
Slatox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 21:41
Slatox
<a href="http://i38.tinypic.com/2v8o4s7.jpg" class="image">My power is documented.</a>
Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 22:06
Ninja In Distress
I joined this website today to share my tale. I am truly a ninja in distress, for it is a blessing and a curse. My abilities are extraordinary, and yet I know I must not use them. I see a limited edition item, my mind says "Steal it! Nobody will even see you!" but I know I cannot...it wouldn't be right. I see an bird pass over me as I go for a lay-up, and I run away, knowing that as soon as I jump I would be hit into a bottomless pit. I watched as kids sung the lyrics to a television show about giant mutated reptiles, praising their pizza-eating prowess and California accents. I screamed "THOSE AREN'T NINJAS!" and smashed my fist through the television. The kids cried, and I was so upset with myself I went into hiding.

I swore to myself that was it. The world was better off without a modern day ninja. I had attached the bombs to my chest, ready to run into the streets shouting at God for cursing me with such powers when...she came into my life. Amanda...my one true love...we were suppose to be together forever. She made me feel like I wasn't alone in this world, and that I was a good person underneath my ninja ways. We talked, laughed...loved. We had the same interests, and we almost never argued...except on one thing

She loved Pirates of the Caribbean.

I told her I wasn't going to see the latest Pirates movie because its goes against everything I stood for. She tried to talk me into, saying if I ever want to get rid of my past I have to face my fears. She kissed me on the lips and whispered "Please"...and I knew I couldn't walk away.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2008 22:47
pedrovay2003
@Slatox

I think your power is broken.

Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 09:17
Ninja In Distress
Comment won't post >_>
Ninja In Distress's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/29/2008 09:40
Ninja In Distress
The rest of my story can't be posted for some reason. I'll find a way to link to it or send it to Mr.Sterling himself

*disapears in smoke*
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