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Link's Awakening
Majora's Mask
Skyward Sword
All of them pretty much upended the table in one way or another while still having dungeons. None of the had Ganondorf
I'd like to another departure like Majora's Mask. That was pretty bleak for a Zelda game. But no Heathcliff, Hi & Lois instead.
Majora's Mask
Skyward Sword
All of them pretty much upended the table in one way or another while still having dungeons. None of the had Ganondorf
I'd like to another departure like Majora's Mask. That was pretty bleak for a Zelda game. But no Heathcliff, Hi & Lois instead.
No way, we can save both sonic and Zelda in one swift act. Make link Big the cat.
It will shake up Zelda in a positive way while bringing back a character with a cult following.
It will shake up Zelda in a positive way while bringing back a character with a cult following.
While I get that this is totally a joke post (one that had me giggling like a bit of an idiot, in fact), Nintendo did technically change the formula a bit with skyward sword by making the last boss someone other than Ganondorf. Granted, this change is more aesthetic than meaningful, but at least Nintendo was willing to break the formula from one of their games at least a little.
Anyway, great post.
Anyway, great post.
I think they should just change the setting for Zelda. Maybe modernize it some, or change the cultures. Just do something that stands out.
I've heard this argument before, and honestly I'm torn. While I love love love Link, Heathcliff is always up to no good, and that would be really interesting to see in a Zelda world.
@Jim - Heathcliff terrorised the neighbourhood, something that Lasagne eating punk Garfield never achieved! Also this post needs more Aristocats and Henry's Cat. :-)
RoOhDiNi: Then they could have Denver the Last Dinosaur. When the game is over you see him trapped in an egg and lost for millions of years. New Hero of Time!! It all makes so much sense.
I think what we need is a Link that actually talks. A guy with a voice and a personality. Maybe a mouthy person? One who knows how to talk straight and make fun of things? Nolan North, are you there?
Dammit, I think we need Deadpool as Link.
Dammit, I think we need Deadpool as Link.
I think this is getting out of control. In addition I would like to throw Catwoman in. Lesbian relationship to Zelda implicated. Anyone?
simple, make a majoras mask 2, but perhaps it would be better to take a que from the manga MM to make a sequil
Jim Sterling has become highly predictable in his manner of writing, therefore we should replace his head with a giant purple dildo, which would express the exact same thing he does now.
Or, an even better idea, replace him with Fritz the Cat! He could go around raping Moblins! That would surely give an exciting and original spin on the series, and it would provide that more "mature" tone that fans have always been craving! And as we all know, making games darker and more mature always makes them better.
Tingle should be replaced by an excruciatingly photorealistic Kevin Bacon for an exciting tie-in to the film The Woodsman.
It all depends. It would be a bit stale if this was all they changed, but if they modify the rest of Hyrule to fit the new protagonist, I think it could work.
My vote goes to Jiz
She's the transexual pro-abortion parody of Jem (from Jem and the holograms)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-gwN1TGOU
You'll love her Jim :)
She's the transexual pro-abortion parody of Jem (from Jem and the holograms)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X-gwN1TGOU
You'll love her Jim :)
I would rather not see Heathcliff's face in the green hood but only because I prefer him as a mischievous cat. I would much rather see Link become "Linka"(irrelevant since the name can be changed) and leave her tiny woodland home to battle the forces of evil to save the Princess Zelda.
As for the argument that a female Link would be all lesbian with the Princess thus it should be Prince Zelda(or something idk)Does a knight of Hyrule have to be a man? Does a knight of Hyrule have to be attracted to his royal charges to protect/rescue them or save the land? No to both of those questions. Linka does not need to be even remotely interested in the Princess or Prince to do her job and not let the world die. None of the romances go anywhere anyways so I don't know why people care. It's not like Ganondorf and his Gerudo harem are less fucked up than Link being female for once.
@Smilebig1337: Zelda has had quite a few non Ganondorf/Ganon end boss battles. The Oracle of Ages/Seasons games come to mind with their truly awesome villains along with Link's Awakening, Phantom Hourglass, Majora's Mask, and the Four Swords series. Every time it is awesome because Ganondorf is really getting stale with the breaking out of his magical prison and trying to take over the world yet again only to fail to a hero in green. At least with Vaati breaking out it has a direct effect on how the players play the game with 4 swords thing everywhere possible and I love that.
As for the argument that a female Link would be all lesbian with the Princess thus it should be Prince Zelda(or something idk)Does a knight of Hyrule have to be a man? Does a knight of Hyrule have to be attracted to his royal charges to protect/rescue them or save the land? No to both of those questions. Linka does not need to be even remotely interested in the Princess or Prince to do her job and not let the world die. None of the romances go anywhere anyways so I don't know why people care. It's not like Ganondorf and his Gerudo harem are less fucked up than Link being female for once.
@Smilebig1337: Zelda has had quite a few non Ganondorf/Ganon end boss battles. The Oracle of Ages/Seasons games come to mind with their truly awesome villains along with Link's Awakening, Phantom Hourglass, Majora's Mask, and the Four Swords series. Every time it is awesome because Ganondorf is really getting stale with the breaking out of his magical prison and trying to take over the world yet again only to fail to a hero in green. At least with Vaati breaking out it has a direct effect on how the players play the game with 4 swords thing everywhere possible and I love that.
GREAT IDEA!!! It would actually get me to FINISH a Zelda game if I could play as a cat rather than that emo blond elf.
Heathcliff nah, but someone with tits like the new Lara Croft and i'm in, someone with an F cup and bikini options instead of tunics and i'm preordering right now.
So, somebody questioned the validity of Link continuing to be the main character, so obviously the only possible change in casting would be Heathcliff, vague childhood reference of the week? Asking for change isn't the same as asking for surrealist theater. I personally think it'd be interesting to play as Zelda in one of these go rounds, so at least one time she's not the princess that needs eventual saving and gets an opportunity to be an adventurer herself. Though I'm sure you'd rather her role be recast with Ratbert than change the core dynamic of the series.
Give all the characters voices for once. It's 2012, Nintendo!
Cast:
Link: Brendan Fraser
Zelda: Debra Messing
Ganondorf: Willem Defoe
Tingle: Tim Curry
All Gorons: John Candy (the CGI can handle that, don't even worry about it)
Cast:
Link: Brendan Fraser
Zelda: Debra Messing
Ganondorf: Willem Defoe
Tingle: Tim Curry
All Gorons: John Candy (the CGI can handle that, don't even worry about it)
To be serious for a minute, I think Zelda needs Danny DeVito producing. And by "producing" I mean "joikin' off in a corner."
Not having Ganondorf does not excuse the other major problems SS had. Like having to fight pretty much the same boss three times, a paultry amount of enemy types, a super easy difficulty (besides some cool combat situations), super easy puzzles (besides the fuck awesome time shit orb), and presentation problems.
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