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If Gamcube owners go to Hell then I'm Satan himself. I still buy games for that thing, favorite system hands down.
I loved the Game Cube so I'm outraged and aroused by this article. Why should I go go to Hell Jim "fat titz" Sterling? Explain that to me buddy. I live a life of sinless. I don't poop or nothing so I know I'm not going to Hell ever. You better have a good explanation for this article dude.
I remember wanting one so badly just to play Twin Snakes cause I was a big tool.
actually i'm still a pretty big tool.
actually i'm still a pretty big tool.
I also still think about buying Odama, samurai pinball game with the microphone from time to time.
Also, let's not forget Jim, about possession themed, Nintendo published, all WTF game Geist. That's definitely of hell.
Also, let's not forget Jim, about possession themed, Nintendo published, all WTF game Geist. That's definitely of hell.
Some people here seem to miss the point, despite him bringing up PAX. Well, those people aren't very fun people anyways.
Looking at you fr1joles.
In all honesty I think the GameCube is beyond good & evil (^-^) and as a result, GC don't go to hell. GC owners don't go to heaven either, it's a compromise.
Looking at you fr1joles.
In all honesty I think the GameCube is beyond good & evil (^-^) and as a result, GC don't go to hell. GC owners don't go to heaven either, it's a compromise.
I think it's clear that they should. And that was even before I read your argument. The header image alone sealed their fate in my book.
I'm guessing this article is partly the product of your delirium brought on by endless Novembergeddon reviews.
I'm guessing this article is partly the product of your delirium brought on by endless Novembergeddon reviews.
@ Caraleo
That puts you in the 6th circle of Hell.
And Billy Galant owners have a place in the 9th circle of Hell.
That puts you in the 6th circle of Hell.
And Billy Galant owners have a place in the 9th circle of Hell.
I bought Gamecube because of these 4 reasons:
1. Resident Evil
2. Resident Evil 0
3. Resident Evil 4
4. I am a retard.
The 4th reason was further supported when reasons 1 to 3 came out on the penis... I mean the Wii...
1. Resident Evil
2. Resident Evil 0
3. Resident Evil 4
4. I am a retard.
The 4th reason was further supported when reasons 1 to 3 came out on the penis... I mean the Wii...
This all stemmed from Jim watching Hellraiser the other night/today and thinking, "That box looks like a Gamecube."
@caraleo
When you die, you will go to the version of Japan in Shenmue. You will help him solve mysteries for all eternity.
When you die, you will go to the version of Japan in Shenmue. You will help him solve mysteries for all eternity.
Everyone who had a GameCube instead of a PS2 or Xbox has already been to hell. Everyone else was playing GTA and we were stuck with Starfox Adventures. The worst part is, we should have known better after the N64.
I don't own a Gamecube, but I do own a Wii and sometimes use it to play Gamecube games. Does that count? Am I doomed to eternal damnation on a lake of fire and brimstone???
The GameCube has a ton of brilliant games. I'd be fine with going to Hell so long as I can race the Devil, like in F-Zero GX!
You got it all wrong. Gamecube owners deserve to go to Hell for daring to play a Nintendo console with a second analog stick. It ruins games.
Those are some pretty strong arguments. Gamecube owners should go to hell is the undeniable conclusion we all must reach.
I don't know...
I mean, Disney is guilty of many similar acts, and I really dislike Disney... but unlike GameCube, Disney does little to redeem itself, so...
My answer: get some rest, Jim.
I mean, Disney is guilty of many similar acts, and I really dislike Disney... but unlike GameCube, Disney does little to redeem itself, so...
My answer: get some rest, Jim.
Jontrons YouTube review sums up my feelings of starfox adventures
Or should I say
Stairfax temperatures
Or should I say
Stairfax temperatures
Llort het
I didn't like PlayStation 2, but I loved the cube.
Because there were more games that appealed to me, that's why.
I didn't like PlayStation 2, but I loved the cube.
Because there were more games that appealed to me, that's why.
Duckling
I had all three, probably played xbox the most. But not many xbox experiences held up as well to me as the gamecubes. I'll never forget...
Star wars rogue squadron
Paper mario 2
Fire emblem
Tales of symphonia
Harvest moon
Super smash bros.
Soul calibur 2(every one since has been crap in comparison)
Ahh... good times....
I had all three, probably played xbox the most. But not many xbox experiences held up as well to me as the gamecubes. I'll never forget...
Star wars rogue squadron
Paper mario 2
Fire emblem
Tales of symphonia
Harvest moon
Super smash bros.
Soul calibur 2(every one since has been crap in comparison)
Ahh... good times....
I used to be a Game Cube owner, but then I went to Michelle Bachman's "Pray that Game Cube Away" camp, and now I'm all better. Now, when I get the urge to buy a Game Cube, I just go enjoy some hot gay sex with my five leather slaves. That takes care of my sick urges right off.
@ronin4life
So it was pretty much first party games that appealed to you the most right? Because my point was that, not counting first party games, most of the best gamecube games ended up getting superior ports to the PS2. All of the games I listed along in my last post, along with Viewtiful Joe and probably some others.
I mean some of Gamecube's first party games were nice, but if we're talking strictly third party games it's nearly undeniable that PS2 has GC beat.
So it was pretty much first party games that appealed to you the most right? Because my point was that, not counting first party games, most of the best gamecube games ended up getting superior ports to the PS2. All of the games I listed along in my last post, along with Viewtiful Joe and probably some others.
I mean some of Gamecube's first party games were nice, but if we're talking strictly third party games it's nearly undeniable that PS2 has GC beat.
My soul belongs to Jesus! You can't take it, Jim Sterling!
The Lord forgives me for having a GC in my bedroom.
On a related note: I have no idea what's going on here.
The Lord forgives me for having a GC in my bedroom.
On a related note: I have no idea what's going on here.
I have substantial evidence backed by FACTS, discovered through JOURNALISM that Gamecube owners should not go to hell. It is as follows in response to each of your concerns respectively:
- - It has been proven that the Gamecube is definitely a Hellraiser puzzle box. However, the only way to solve it and bring about your own untimely demise was to get 5 gamecubes together with a TV each, 4 with Gameboy Players all connected to the 5th Gamecube with Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles in the disc tray.
This was so much of a hassle to assemble tha TOP MEN have dubbed the Gamecube virtually harmless in that respect.
- - Shinto is not evil for REASONS. However, the worship of "Ghost-Raping Pandas" (or as THEY like to call them: "Seishin no seibetsu no panda") is actually practiced under the label of "Gnilrets Mij-ism", which is, indeed, inherently evil. This religion is fairly concentrated in Osaka and certain parts of Wisconsin.
The Gamecube was developed in the Kyoto region, which puts it far enough away from the evils of Gnilrets Mijism's area of influence, rendering the Gamecube untainted.
- - The furry population does not represent all Gamecube owners. But be warned, their numbers continue to grow and expand to other gaming consoles.
- - Cel-shaded Zelda? Cel-shaded 'Scooby Doo Unmasked." Your argument is invalid.
- - Correction: Luigi's mansion was about Luigi's really bad acid trip.
- - More than you know bought Donkey Konga, more than you know...
There's an entirely new race of people that have evolved from holing themselves underground to sheild themselves from the reality that no more games will come out for their precious drum set. They continue to sit there, to this day, playing the same 3 games, the calming taps and claps from Oye Como Va lulling them to a restful slumber.
- - They're probably good people too.
I hope this has opened your eyes a bit and has helped you to understand that not everything is so black and white... there's some blue in there too.
- - It has been proven that the Gamecube is definitely a Hellraiser puzzle box. However, the only way to solve it and bring about your own untimely demise was to get 5 gamecubes together with a TV each, 4 with Gameboy Players all connected to the 5th Gamecube with Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles in the disc tray.
This was so much of a hassle to assemble tha TOP MEN have dubbed the Gamecube virtually harmless in that respect.
- - Shinto is not evil for REASONS. However, the worship of "Ghost-Raping Pandas" (or as THEY like to call them: "Seishin no seibetsu no panda") is actually practiced under the label of "Gnilrets Mij-ism", which is, indeed, inherently evil. This religion is fairly concentrated in Osaka and certain parts of Wisconsin.
The Gamecube was developed in the Kyoto region, which puts it far enough away from the evils of Gnilrets Mijism's area of influence, rendering the Gamecube untainted.
- - The furry population does not represent all Gamecube owners. But be warned, their numbers continue to grow and expand to other gaming consoles.
- - Cel-shaded Zelda? Cel-shaded 'Scooby Doo Unmasked." Your argument is invalid.
- - Correction: Luigi's mansion was about Luigi's really bad acid trip.
- - More than you know bought Donkey Konga, more than you know...
There's an entirely new race of people that have evolved from holing themselves underground to sheild themselves from the reality that no more games will come out for their precious drum set. They continue to sit there, to this day, playing the same 3 games, the calming taps and claps from Oye Como Va lulling them to a restful slumber.
- - They're probably good people too.
I hope this has opened your eyes a bit and has helped you to understand that not everything is so black and white... there's some blue in there too.
@llort
Yeah, but then, the only 3rd party games I cared for tended to be cube exclusive, and were ported later. Most any other was available on xbox, which were almost always better.
We simply didn't have any interest in PlayStation exclusives, 3rd or 1st party, and the ones we were interested in were on all the consoles anyway. Ps2 didn't get much attention in our home because it didn't stand out, lacking 4 controller slots and stand out games.
Yeah, but then, the only 3rd party games I cared for tended to be cube exclusive, and were ported later. Most any other was available on xbox, which were almost always better.
We simply didn't have any interest in PlayStation exclusives, 3rd or 1st party, and the ones we were interested in were on all the consoles anyway. Ps2 didn't get much attention in our home because it didn't stand out, lacking 4 controller slots and stand out games.
Well I never had a GameCube, but I play GameCube games through my Wii. So does that mean I'm going to purgatory?
Metroid Prime, Pikmin 2, Paper Mario TTYD, Super Smash Bros Melee, Mario Kart Double Dash, Wind Waker and F Zero GX. The seven deadly Game Cube games. (?)
@llort
Yes. PS2 has a lot of games, but you've got to give the Game Cube some credit for at least, having good quality ports and some 3rd party titles (not so many exclusive ones). The Wii has almost none. The N64 had Megaman 64 and that awful Mortal Kombat port. Game Cube has a crapload of Resident Evil and Sonic Games, Soul Calibur 2, Beyond Good and evil, Viewtiful Joe 1 and 2... and also you had those Megaman Collection we did'nt have a chance to enjoy in Europe. Plus, of fucking course the 1st party titles.
So well, I still think that it had at least SOME 3rd party support, compared to the N64 or the Wii nowadays. The Game Cube is a system that actually makes me proud of sticking mainly with Nintendo for all these years.
@llort
Yes. PS2 has a lot of games, but you've got to give the Game Cube some credit for at least, having good quality ports and some 3rd party titles (not so many exclusive ones). The Wii has almost none. The N64 had Megaman 64 and that awful Mortal Kombat port. Game Cube has a crapload of Resident Evil and Sonic Games, Soul Calibur 2, Beyond Good and evil, Viewtiful Joe 1 and 2... and also you had those Megaman Collection we did'nt have a chance to enjoy in Europe. Plus, of fucking course the 1st party titles.
So well, I still think that it had at least SOME 3rd party support, compared to the N64 or the Wii nowadays. The Game Cube is a system that actually makes me proud of sticking mainly with Nintendo for all these years.
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