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Where do I even begin to describe the trailer for the unlockable Paradise Mode in Ghost Squad? I guess I can start with the fact that all your enemies are bikini clad women and that you are using Dolphin guns to kill them. Yes, the guns are in the shape of Dolphins and they spit out water bullets that make Dolphin noises. Or how about the fact that at 48 seconds into the video, you use a banana as a weapon. The guy jams a f*cking banana down the throat of a girl and kills her -- WITH A BANANA! I think the best moment in the video has to be when you crotch punch one of the chicks right before body slamming her. There's no point to punching her there but he did anyway! This game is now a must buy.
Oh, and if you really care for gameplay from the main game, just hit the jump for two new videos.
I loved it! On the other hand, I found myself unsurprised by the insanity. Have I become so desensitised to game violence that watching a woman get killed by an insane guy with a banana didn't faze me in the least.
So, they basically were like, "I'm hope Chad doesn't give the Virtual Console any more low ratings on RetroForceGO! What can we do to make sure he loves our product?"
And CTZ, he punches her in the stomach. You just wanted him to put his hand near her crotch.
I knew there was a reason I loved light-gun shooters! I didn't realize it until the third video, but I've PLAYED this game, at my local movie theater. :D
FUCK YES DUCK BOAT ACTION
I asked ten different people about this and the panda suit unlockables at E for All. There was nobody there who knew anything about the game! I'm glad you finally got to the bottom of this CTZ. The world is safe for democracy once again.
I've been playing the Japanese version of this for the last week, and it's excellent. So good, in fact, I have a hard time taking it out to play Zack & Wiki.
Sgt.: ....Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.
Chapman: 'Arrison.
Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
Palin: You shot him!
Jones: He's dead!
Idle: He's completely dead!
Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.:Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit
...after the fallout from the Axe deodorant processing facility swept across the land, millions of sex-starved girls began hunting down and ravaging the once dominant males with the chaotic force that no one would dare confront. Much like a siren's song, it has driven men to encounter these wolves dressed as chicks. The men were later found within an inch of living and death, sometimes in an unconscious state with hardly any energy to even think. The "effect" began, but two men will end it...
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Those guys totally broke into Chad's weapon cache!
That's just absurd enough to work!
What the fuck...
the banana to the face, and the headshot with the dolphin gun ftw.
Force feeding a bikini girl a banana to the point of death?
Now there's a fetish of mine that I thought would remain in the medium of Ukranian bootleg super-8 film.
lol, did those girls shit themselves?
to me the funniest part was the cam focusing on their speedboat like an action movie then all of a sudden these stupid swan boats come into the scene.
Honestly, when I was 14, this was my dream game. If only I could go back in time and live through this moment as a hormonally challenged adolescent.
This just became a must-purchase.
See what happens when people don't take games so seriously?
More like this, please.
Ugh. I just watched the other two videos. That's some of the worst voice acting and sound design EVER.
Death has but one voice, and everyone sounds like a pirate.
I loved it! On the other hand, I found myself unsurprised by the insanity. Have I become so desensitised to game violence that watching a woman get killed by an insane guy with a banana didn't faze me in the least.
Can anyone name one light gun game to ever have decent voice acting?
So, they basically were like, "I'm hope Chad doesn't give the Virtual Console any more low ratings on RetroForceGO! What can we do to make sure he loves our product?"
And CTZ, he punches her in the stomach. You just wanted him to put his hand near her crotch.
First, the carrot in "Shoot'em Up", and now this banana. I believe grocery stores are onto something..
lol sign me up
I knew there was a reason I loved light-gun shooters! I didn't realize it until the third video, but I've PLAYED this game, at my local movie theater. :D
FUCK YES DUCK BOAT ACTION
That was a powerbomb, not a bodyslam, btw. :-P
I asked ten different people about this and the panda suit unlockables at E for All. There was nobody there who knew anything about the game! I'm glad you finally got to the bottom of this CTZ. The world is safe for democracy once again.
I've been playing the Japanese version of this for the last week, and it's excellent. So good, in fact, I have a hard time taking it out to play Zack & Wiki.
If anyone makes fun of this game, you're a fucking bitch. This thing is awesome.
you all realize that because of this the game will sell 10,000+ more copies
0_o
Oh, boy...Chad is gonna have a field day with this one.
They are gonna use rubber chickens as granades next!
That Banana choke kill is so HAWT SAUCESOME
Falcon.....PUNCH!!!
I think he punched her in the vagina
Sgt.: ....Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.
Chapman: 'Arrison.
Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
Palin: You shot him!
Jones: He's dead!
Idle: He's completely dead!
Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.:Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit
@blu3steel
Yea. He totally punches one chick right in the baby maker at the end.
Wow, must purchase indeed.
Banana-throating, cunt-punching....... instant classic! DO WANT!
Where can one purchase a swan jetski? A... friend wants one.
Dolphin gun = Ejac simulator and a banana.....well
this does look interesting
Anduryl gets best comment on this one. Sorry folks, you can all go home now.
Chad hasn't responded because he's still to busy cleaning himself up after reading.
...after the fallout from the Axe deodorant processing facility swept across the land, millions of sex-starved girls began hunting down and ravaging the once dominant males with the chaotic force that no one would dare confront. Much like a siren's song, it has driven men to encounter these wolves dressed as chicks. The men were later found within an inch of living and death, sometimes in an unconscious state with hardly any energy to even think. The "effect" began, but two men will end it...
Too much to say ... must refrain ... so excited ...
Best game ever? I couldn't stop laughing once they started riding the swan boats, hahaha!
I have so many conflicting feelings. All signs point to awesome, though.
holy crap I didn't know you could do that with a banana
swan-boats and banana knives?! I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or horrified. I must buy this!!
the banana throat slice was awesome...i laughed my ass off at that, literally.
seriously, i lost my ass. *calls J-Lo and begs for some*
That's the most retarded thing I have seen in a long while. Retarded awesome, that is.
I only saw the video and feverishly sought Chad Concelmo's comment
From what I've seen on the videos above, I might get this tomorrow!
But not because you put a banana down a woman's throat. Honest. >_>
lol dolphins.
This literally made it a must buy for me.
tee-hee, he punched them in the ovaries!
And human rights go back another 20 years...
Or something.
I love it when the dude body slams the girl in the first vid!
But seriously WEIRD!
Cool and weird.
Did he punch her... in the nuts?!?
Cuntpunch FTW.