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Where do I even begin to describe the trailer for the unlockable Paradise Mode in Ghost Squad? I guess I can start with the fact that all your enemies are bikini clad women and that you are using Dolphin guns to kill them. Yes, the guns are in the shape of Dolphins and they spit out water bullets that make Dolphin noises. Or how about the fact that at 48 seconds into the video, you use a banana as a weapon. The guy jams a f*cking banana down the throat of a girl and kills her -- WITH A BANANA! I think the best moment in the video has to be when you crotch punch one of the chicks right before body slamming her. There's no point to punching her there but he did anyway! This game is now a must buy.

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Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/30/2007 03:02
Those guys totally broke into Chad's weapon cache!
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/30/2007 03:03
That's just absurd enough to work!
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 10/30/2007 03:04
What the fuck...
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corneliuscack at 10/30/2007 03:08
the banana to the face, and the headshot with the dolphin gun ftw.
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soul3150 at 10/30/2007 03:08
Force feeding a bikini girl a banana to the point of death?

Now there's a fetish of mine that I thought would remain in the medium of Ukranian bootleg super-8 film.
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Volcanon at 10/30/2007 03:14
lol, did those girls shit themselves?
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Churchhills Dog at 10/30/2007 03:27
to me the funniest part was the cam focusing on their speedboat like an action movie then all of a sudden these stupid swan boats come into the scene.
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LordGloom at 10/30/2007 03:28
Honestly, when I was 14, this was my dream game. If only I could go back in time and live through this moment as a hormonally challenged adolescent.
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bluemeep at 10/30/2007 03:33
This just became a must-purchase.
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Burnt Meatloaf at 10/30/2007 03:44
See what happens when people don't take games so seriously?

More like this, please.
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Burnt Meatloaf at 10/30/2007 03:50
Ugh. I just watched the other two videos. That's some of the worst voice acting and sound design EVER.

Death has but one voice, and everyone sounds like a pirate.
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glipe at 10/30/2007 03:50
I loved it! On the other hand, I found myself unsurprised by the insanity. Have I become so desensitised to game violence that watching a woman get killed by an insane guy with a banana didn't faze me in the least.
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Mxyzptlk at 10/30/2007 03:51
Can anyone name one light gun game to ever have decent voice acting?
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Dexter345 at 10/30/2007 03:54
So, they basically were like, "I'm hope Chad doesn't give the Virtual Console any more low ratings on RetroForceGO! What can we do to make sure he loves our product?"

And CTZ, he punches her in the stomach. You just wanted him to put his hand near her crotch.
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Emrah at 10/30/2007 04:11
First, the carrot in "Shoot'em Up", and now this banana. I believe grocery stores are onto something..
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RskimB at 10/30/2007 04:12
lol sign me up
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Jetsetlemming at 10/30/2007 04:21
I knew there was a reason I loved light-gun shooters! I didn't realize it until the third video, but I've PLAYED this game, at my local movie theater. :D
FUCK YES DUCK BOAT ACTION
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Jim Sterling at 10/30/2007 04:31
That was a powerbomb, not a bodyslam, btw. :-P
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Tristero at 10/30/2007 05:02
I asked ten different people about this and the panda suit unlockables at E for All. There was nobody there who knew anything about the game! I'm glad you finally got to the bottom of this CTZ. The world is safe for democracy once again.
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mtsmylie at 10/30/2007 05:06
I've been playing the Japanese version of this for the last week, and it's excellent. So good, in fact, I have a hard time taking it out to play Zack & Wiki.
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vexed alex at 10/30/2007 05:18
If anyone makes fun of this game, you're a fucking bitch. This thing is awesome.
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jeep at 10/30/2007 05:28
you all realize that because of this the game will sell 10,000+ more copies
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Virtualgirl at 10/30/2007 06:25
0_o
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Samit Sarkar at 10/30/2007 06:37
Oh, boy...Chad is gonna have a field day with this one.
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3r0t1c n3rd at 10/30/2007 07:16
They are gonna use rubber chickens as granades next!
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Justice at 10/30/2007 07:18
That Banana choke kill is so HAWT SAUCESOME
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crimsonblade53 at 10/30/2007 07:46
Falcon.....PUNCH!!!
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blu3steel at 10/30/2007 08:20
I think he punched her in the vagina
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Anduryl at 10/30/2007 08:24
Sgt.: ....Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.
Chapman: 'Arrison.
Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
Palin: You shot him!
Jones: He's dead!
Idle: He's completely dead!
Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.:Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit
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Nubc4kes at 10/30/2007 08:37
@blu3steel

Yea. He totally punches one chick right in the baby maker at the end.
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itemforty at 10/30/2007 09:03
Wow, must purchase indeed.
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10BobMarleys at 10/30/2007 09:22
Banana-throating, cunt-punching....... instant classic! DO WANT!
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MaxVest at 10/30/2007 09:22
Where can one purchase a swan jetski? A... friend wants one.
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mix at 10/30/2007 09:40
Dolphin gun = Ejac simulator and a banana.....well

this does look interesting
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MechaMonkey at 10/30/2007 09:41
Anduryl gets best comment on this one. Sorry folks, you can all go home now.

Chad hasn't responded because he's still to busy cleaning himself up after reading.
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NightDehumidifier at 10/30/2007 10:01
...after the fallout from the Axe deodorant processing facility swept across the land, millions of sex-starved girls began hunting down and ravaging the once dominant males with the chaotic force that no one would dare confront. Much like a siren's song, it has driven men to encounter these wolves dressed as chicks. The men were later found within an inch of living and death, sometimes in an unconscious state with hardly any energy to even think. The "effect" began, but two men will end it...
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Chad Concelmo at 10/30/2007 10:05
Too much to say ... must refrain ... so excited ...
Azereki's Avatar
Azereki at 10/30/2007 10:35
Best game ever? I couldn't stop laughing once they started riding the swan boats, hahaha!
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 10/30/2007 12:36
I have so many conflicting feelings. All signs point to awesome, though.
ceark's Avatar
ceark at 10/30/2007 15:42
holy crap I didn't know you could do that with a banana
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DJDuffy at 10/30/2007 18:22
swan-boats and banana knives?! I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or horrified. I must buy this!!
braulio09's Avatar
braulio09 at 10/30/2007 20:36
the banana throat slice was awesome...i laughed my ass off at that, literally.

seriously, i lost my ass. *calls J-Lo and begs for some*
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Im OK at 10/30/2007 23:26
That's the most retarded thing I have seen in a long while. Retarded awesome, that is.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 10/31/2007 12:42
I only saw the video and feverishly sought Chad Concelmo's comment
Batthink's Avatar
Batthink at 11/01/2007 17:18
From what I've seen on the videos above, I might get this tomorrow!

But not because you put a banana down a woman's throat. Honest. >_>
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Fleet3000 at 11/01/2007 22:35
lol dolphins.
m3ds's Avatar
m3ds at 11/02/2007 01:10
This literally made it a must buy for me.
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The Incredible Edible Egg at 11/02/2007 20:52
tee-hee, he punched them in the ovaries!
Cutie Honey's Avatar
Cutie Honey at 11/06/2007 00:57
And human rights go back another 20 years...

Or something.
BS3 Owner's Avatar
BS3 Owner at 12/29/2007 08:22
I love it when the dude body slams the girl in the first vid!

But seriously WEIRD!
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