Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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3:03 AM on 10.30.2007
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Now there's a fetish of mine that I thought would remain in the medium of Ukranian bootleg super-8 film.
More like this, please.
Death has but one voice, and everyone sounds like a pirate.
And CTZ, he punches her in the stomach. You just wanted him to put his hand near her crotch.
FUCK YES DUCK BOAT ACTION
Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.
Chapman: 'Arrison.
Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
Palin: You shot him!
Jones: He's dead!
Idle: He's completely dead!
Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.:Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit
Yea. He totally punches one chick right in the baby maker at the end.
this does look interesting
Chad hasn't responded because he's still to busy cleaning himself up after reading.
seriously, i lost my ass. *calls J-Lo and begs for some*
But not because you put a banana down a woman's throat. Honest. >_>
Or something.
But seriously WEIRD!