What the fuck...

Force feeding a bikini girl a banana to the point of death?

Now there's a fetish of mine that I thought would remain in the medium of Ukranian bootleg super-8 film.

to me the funniest part was the cam focusing on their speedboat like an action movie then all of a sudden these stupid swan boats come into the scene.

This just became a must-purchase.

Ugh. I just watched the other two videos. That's some of the worst voice acting and sound design EVER.

Death has but one voice, and everyone sounds like a pirate.

Can anyone name one light gun game to ever have decent voice acting?

First, the carrot in "Shoot'em Up", and now this banana. I believe grocery stores are onto something..

I knew there was a reason I loved light-gun shooters! I didn't realize it until the third video, but I've PLAYED this game, at my local movie theater. :D
FUCK YES DUCK BOAT ACTION

I asked ten different people about this and the panda suit unlockables at E for All. There was nobody there who knew anything about the game! I'm glad you finally got to the bottom of this CTZ. The world is safe for democracy once again.

If anyone makes fun of this game, you're a fucking bitch. This thing is awesome.

0_o

They are gonna use rubber chickens as granades next!

Falcon.....PUNCH!!!

Sgt.: ....Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.
Sgt.: Shut up.
Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.
Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.
Chapman: 'Arrison.
Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)
Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)
Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)
Palin: You shot him!
Jones: He's dead!
Idle: He's completely dead!
Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.
Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.
Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.
Jones: But you told him to.
Sgt.:Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit

Wow, must purchase indeed.

Where can one purchase a swan jetski? A... friend wants one.

Anduryl gets best comment on this one. Sorry folks, you can all go home now.

Chad hasn't responded because he's still to busy cleaning himself up after reading.

Too much to say ... must refrain ... so excited ...

I have so many conflicting feelings. All signs point to awesome, though.

swan-boats and banana knives?! I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or horrified. I must buy this!!

That's the most retarded thing I have seen in a long while. Retarded awesome, that is.

From what I've seen on the videos above, I might get this tomorrow!

But not because you put a banana down a woman's throat. Honest. >_>

This literally made it a must buy for me.

And human rights go back another 20 years...

Or something.