Videogame ninjas are seriously the worst ninjas of all time. It's kind of hard to keep hidden in the shadows when there is a trail of blood and limbs running right up to your present location. Still pretty badass, though.
Two weeks ago, ScrewAttack aired the latest episode of the DEATH BATTLE dream fight show. In one corner is Ryu Hayabusa from Tecmo's Ninja Gaiden series, and in the other is Strider Hiryu from Capcom's Strider series. Joe Musashi sadly could not attend. SEGA sits in the corner weeping tears of shame.
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