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Shigeru Miyamoto's sexual inadequacy and tear-stricken confession photo

While making my journey from the United Kingdom to the United States, I happened to pick up a copy of Edge magazine for the flight. Contained within was a very fascinating interview with game design legend Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of such classics as The Legend of Zelda and, of course, Wii Music.

The interview was deeply personal, perhaps one of the most confessional I have seen from the iconic designer. In fact, he opened up at one point with a shocking revelation that astounded myself. I am quite surprised that the story has not yet been picked up elsewhere, but Miyamoto admitted how his own shortcomings have influenced his game design, including one particular frustration that he very bravely confessed to:

"The one problem I've never been able to resolve is that while I wish I was good enough to perform for people, no matter how much I practiced I still feel that my instrument performance is not very good." 

I understand that it must have taken some real nerve to be so honest, but Miyamoto's willingness to admit to such deeply personal problems in a public forum has granted me a newfound respect for the man. I would like you all to join in my offering support for Miyamoto-San and his wife. It is obviously a relationship that has remained strong in the face of real adversity. 

I think I caught the right context.








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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:23
MrSadistic
The man has no bonarz.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:28
Jonathan Holmes
That pic is classic,
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:30
ace of knaves
Holy shit, this totally explains Wii Music. It's like when you find out the details of the traumatic event from the serial killer's childhood that led to him mutilating the bodies in the specific way he does.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:30
Drach
"Think of baseball" or "Think of The Legend of Zelda" Miyamoto.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 13:46
robotbebop
Well played sir, well played.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:00
garison
I think we should start calling him, Shiggy "can't get it up" Miya.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:04
Monodi
After the break, we reveal Heidi Kojima's true sexual identity.
Infinitys End's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:07
Infinitys End
And Jim Sterling has reached a new low... what a b$ post.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:12
parrothead
Very funny use of out of context, Jim. I hope Neiro gives you a bonus.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:14
Velt
slow news day is slow eh?
Swizzler121's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:15
Swizzler121
before the wii I would have started a flameware with a vengeance, but now with nintendo firmly on the teet of causal gaming, I find this article funny!
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:16
TheDreadHawk
@Infinitys End

Maybe you need a better sense of humor?

Jim, you da man. I think. Or something.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:16
the Golden Avatar
This article is lame.
Tron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:24
Tron
"This article is awesome!"

fixed.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:24
Jim Sterling
"And Jim Sterling has reached a new low... what a b$ post."

Your MOM's a b$ post!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:26
Neonie
I laughed :)
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:33
PhazonYoshi
Oh my god, jim, you've been there for days, and they've corrupted your spelling of "mum" already. Don't give in!
AnimaLux's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:36
AnimaLux
Although it made me go "B'aaaawwwww", I also laughed heartily.

Dare I say, his Master Sword is broken. D:
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:42
TheDreadHawk
@Squawk

If you hate Destructoid's way of things, why are you here?
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:47
Cowboy TTop
Come on Miyamoto, use your millions and book some lessons. Its clear what you need is a tutor, to help teach you the way.
Zac Bentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:51
Zac Bentz
Penis.
trueb7ue's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:52
trueb7ue
fail post. i have no sense of humor.
moominsean's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:56
moominsean
it was probably the translator projecting...
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 14:58
jackal27
Awwww, this is sad either way...
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:03
Arttemis
Hot damn, that's too funny to not be the right context!
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:04
Arttemis
Sigh... wtf, people?

"slow news day is slow eh?"

No, this is Jim's journalism at its finest.

...and it's the fucking the weekend... after a major holiday...
...and Dtoid is a game-related news aggregator with editorials, not the Washington Post or New York Times.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:04
F Whipple
i came for the lulz and left satisfied
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:22
MEE
'' i came for shigi's cock and left unsatisfied''

fixed.
bobyoko's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:23
bobyoko
would someone get rid of jim sterling already? i swear he writes this garbage just to see his face on the internet. jim, you are easily destructoid's worst contributer.
Cutie Honey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:25
Cutie Honey
Am I the only person slightly offended and uncomfortable by the inaccuracy and lack of professionalism in the headline and subject matter?
Goldensly's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:34
Goldensly
For being someone who is writing about an industry that owes much to this man's contributions, you might want to think about showing some more respect.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:37
the Golden Avatar
@ Cutie

No, you aren't.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:37
taumpytears
Dammit Jim, why is it that every time you post something funny people give you shit? I think they all secretly want to sleep with you.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:38
John B
Wow. Everyone's sense of humor appears to have been lost over the Thanksgiving holiday. Too much turkey, people?
InfraredChimera's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:41
InfraredChimera
Hey Jim are you sure you don't work for Fox News? Otherwise bravo on taking something out of context and making it funny!
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:01
Dead Movie Star
Journalism.
Pyroph's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:02
Pyroph
This is amazing.
MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:05
MEE
hey! most of the rants come from people without avatar!

coincidence? i think not.
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:09
PhazonYoshi
Anybody who is insulted by this is probably new to dtoid, and should leave immediately.
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:17
Superfluous Moniker
HA! Japanese.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:17
the Golden Avatar
@PhazonYoshi

I've been reading Dtoid since it's inception, and while I'm neither offended or insulted by this article, I think it's sad that anyone would think this was worth posting.

Questioning Miyamoto's, or anyone's, ability to perform sexually, even while obviously joking, is just unnecessary and in poor taste.

I still love Jim and Destructoid, but sometimes you can go too far.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:22
Jim Sterling
"would someone get rid of jim sterling already? i swear he writes this garbage just to see his face on the internet. jim, you are easily destructoid's worst contributer."

Posts like this make me laugh. I got you to post a comment. I have your hit, I have your discussion, I have your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle. Job done, babe.

In short: I love you, you avatar-less little troll, you. <3
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:24
Sharpless
I have a suggestion for the no-avatar fuck-offs who keep commenting on how much they don't like the site, or Jim in particular: STOP FUCKING READING THE GODDAMN SITE. I realize that such blatantly obvious common sense might seem a little shocking to your prepubescent, neanderthal minds, but try your best to grasp these words that I am typing.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:26
ace of knaves
Okay, I think I'm completely retarded, because I put the quote in the originally intended context myself when I first read it and just now realized what Jim was doing. So even with the title of the post and every single fucking comment besides mine, I didn't get it. I'm gonna go kill myself.

Also this isn't worse than that weekend with the post about the video of that idiot playing the Mario theme on a goddamned banana.
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:27
welkstar
Hahaha, non-avatars are offended.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:27
Jim Sterling
Sometimes I post on Destructoid just to spite people.
peeetah's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:27
peeetah
This article amuses me. Iff you don't like it there be many shitty blogs with their heads up their own arses.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:28
Chicken008
Well the picture was funny..
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:28
RAB
in posting and revisiting this article, i'm in fact feeding Jim his Christmas dinner.

and i love it.

i lub you jimmles
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:30
MrSadistic
everyone needs a hug
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