Quantcast
Shenmue Online canceled: Who will move all of these online crates now? - Destructoid




Game database:   #ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ         ALL     Xbox One     PS4     360     PS3     WiiU     Wii     PC     3DS     DS     PS Vita     PSP     iOS     Android


Shenmue Online canceled: Who will move all of these online crates now?


11:05 AM on 08.04.2007
Shenmue Online canceled: Who will move all of these online crates now? photo



Word from all over the place is that the planned PC MMORPG version of Sega's crate moving, direction asking simulator, Shenmue, has been canceled. The game was to be set around the events of Shenmue II, featuring many characters and elements from the series.

This news shouldn't be that disappointing to our North American readers, as the game was only announced for South Korea and China. This news also shouldn't come as a surprise, as the game has been plagued by legal and development issues since its announcement in 2004.

Hit the jump for a proposed office scenario that may have led to the game's cancellation. 

[Via Sega Nerds]

A day in the life with the Shenmue Online development team: 

YU SUZUKI: Hello, Ralph -- does anyone know what happened to the coffee filters? The stuff out there is skunk. 

RALPH: Oh, Yu! Coffee? No, I don't know anything about coffee. You might want to ask Steve in accounting! I thought he mentioned something about coffee earlier today.

---

YU SUZUKI: Hey there, Steve. I was wondering if you knew where I could find some coffee filters. The stuff we have has been sitting in the pot out there since Tuesday, and I really need a kick to get me through this day.

STEVE: Yu! It's so nice to see you! Coffee filters? Gee, Yu, I'm not sure about coffee filters. Say, have you seen my stapler?

YU: No, Steve, I haven't. I just want some coffee.

STEVE: Sorry, Yu. Can't help you there. Try asking Alice in HR -- she loves drinking coffee!

---

YU: Hi Alice. Steve said you might know where the coffee filters went off to. I can't seem to find them.

ALICE: Hi Yu!

YU: Yeah, hi. Coffee filters?

ALICE: Oh, I think we're out of them. I used the last one on Thursday. You might want to try the 7-11 down the street.  Do you know where that is?

YU: Yeah, it's down the street. You just said that.

ALICE: You might want to try asking the secretary if she knows where the 7-11 is.

YU: No, that's OK. I know where it is. Thanks, Alice.

---

YU: Uh, why is this door locked?

SECRETARY: Hello, Yu! Where are you going?

YU: To my car. I'm going to the 7-11 to get some coffee filters. We're out.  Why is this door locked?

SECRETARY: The 7-11? Oh, I haven't been there in years! I don't remember where the 7-11 is. You might want to ask Steve in accounting.

YU: No, it's fine. I know where the damned 7-11 is. Please open this door.

SECRETARY: Not until you ask Steve in accounting where the 7-11 is first and you help him find his stapler.






Comments not appearing? Anti-virus apps like Avast or some browser extensions can cause this.
Easy fix: Add   [*].disqus.com   to your software's white list. Tada! Happy comments time again.

Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.



Review: WildStar photo
Review: WildStar
4:00 PM on 09.08.2014






MMO

4:00 PM on 09.08.2014
Review: WildStar

I undertook a Review in Progress of WildStar at release, and due to a number of distractions and surprise announcements, it's taken me a while to see almost everything there is. But here I am with my Dominion Mechar...more



2:15 PM on 09.05.2014
CONFIRMED: Shiva will snap her fingers for Diamond Dust in FFXIV

Rejoice, Final Fantasy fans. Some time ago we got confirmation that Shiva would be coming to Final Fantasy XIV in the form of boss fight, but one lingering question remained -- will she snap her fingers for her Diamond D...more



7:00 AM on 09.03.2014
Lightning Returns to Final Fantasy XIV

Lightning is back again in Final Fantasy XIV, allowing you to participate in a number of quests with her, as well as earn a ton of weapons and armor from XIII. Male characters will get Snow's armor for completing the quest, a...more



View all MMO






Back to Top




All content is yours to recycle through our Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing requiring attribution. Our communities are obsessed with videoGames, movies, anime, and toys.

Living the dream since March 16, 2006

Advertising on destructoid is available: Please contact them to learn more