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She hasn't put clothes on yet: New X-Blades screenshots
She hasn't put clothes on yet: New X-Blades screenshots screenshot
Jim Sterling
\\ 05.10.2008
38 comments

The prudish Nick Chester first informed us of X-Blades, a new action title from Southpeak Games due for PS3, Xbox 360 and PC. Main character Ayumi is still as bare skinned as ever, with the kind of carefully draped rags that a pervert could merely wish away.

Southpeak Games promises "beautiful animation" and "relentless, high speed gameplay" involving the use of Ayumi's pistol blades and magical spells. There will also be anime cutscenes, which you can't sniff at, really.

X-Blades is looking and sounding like a very standard action game, but that's fine by me. I'm always up for some generic third person exploration and combat, which is why I've been keeping an eye on X-Blades. I don't expect it to revolutionize the gaming industry, but if it delivers a solid experience, I really couldn't care much for desperate attempts at "innovation."



38 COMMENTS, LATEST BY kaosfell
Also. I'm down for DMC with more boobs. That is all. -    view discussion


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There are 38 comments about this post:
atheistium's Avatar
Oooh, nice stuff. I am actually excited for this game :D
lucbernard's Avatar
I hate the character design in this one
Volomon's Avatar
Wow this girl is missing some ribs.
Atheist Jew's Avatar
Bah, she doesn't NEED clothes!
Toneman's Avatar
She's gonna get raped.
ZMTToxics's Avatar
Please move to the "Do Want" section. Thanks. :D
arcadias's Avatar
This is looking promising. They better hurry up with a trailer though. :)
saxiums's Avatar
who needs clothing when you have a 20 hit combo going.
Ted Belmont's Avatar
Is that a...reverse tramp stamp?!
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar
Mildly interesting. But they gotta do something about that name.
Qraze's Avatar
if it can be as fun but longer than heavenly sword then i'm interested. i absolutely love the characters and acting in it especially flying fox and roach.still an amazing looking and playing game. if you got a ps3 and haven't played it, at least rent it. gorgeous gorgeous eye candy sissta
KaL_YoshiKa's Avatar
The name constantly making me think of some sort of Extreme Ice Skating..I just can't read it is as "Cross-Blades" which I'm hoping they're intending it to be..It doesn't look that great but these crazy Russian games sometimes turn out unique.
flaming burrito's Avatar
looks interesting... and besides, who needs clothes?
Rainbowblack's Avatar
if anything i'll mostley be oggling the levels being that they eclipse her clothing IMO

I'm game for X-blades should the gameplay proves solid
Rainbowblack's Avatar
looking at those screens i was about to see how it would look as a wallpaper.

then I saw the watermark....
Holiday's Avatar
Now if this was a Japanese game she'd have a mini-skirt and plenty of opportunity for players to look up that mini-skirt.
animateria's Avatar
I'm with lucbernard...

Well... I hate the face!

It seems like she doesn't have eyebrows. And her overall face seems to be in need of a fix.

The models (herself, and enemy) lacks "next-gen" feel to it. Or more precisely, a "Current-gen" feel to it? :P

That goes double for the background. Looks muddy. And I hate the interface. Bleh!

If its an early build, I do hope they polish up that kinda stuff. It doesn't look up to snuff against the "current" games in this genre.

I'm generally cool with okay graphics, I'm not much of a graphics whore, but this game pulls all the wrong strings.
Professor Pew's Avatar
If you are in mid-fap, here is a cure: imagine her as a furry.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar
It looks pretty meh to me.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar
Generic name for generic game with generic scenario and manga characters.
Seriously, I still say the level modeler and the character modeler were working in different projects.
Redzie's Avatar
As I said earlier, generic character design with generic name. Big meh. Even if this game did come from Japanese people (which it doesnt) my opinions wouldnt change.
mix's Avatar
She totally wants me.
Dexter345's Avatar
I should have done a gaming guilty pleasures on objectification of women. Maybe I still will.
Rider Chop's Avatar
if she really wanted to be a warrior she should go hit the gym, then GET SOME ARMOR. it protects you against sharp things, seriously!
Wedge's Avatar
It looks like a bad imitation of Kid from Chrono Cross.
adultswim810's Avatar
her face looks like someone spilled some weaksauce on her
NihonTiger90's Avatar
I'm not sold on this just yet. Let me see it in motion first.
xMalachi's Avatar
I'm calling fail on this early. Doesn't look like it appeals to me really. C'mon Two Worlds..Monster Madness? I just can't be convinced.
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
Meh. That's all.
Jiffylube's Avatar
See! this is why women are always starving themselves, trying to fit into a backwards society's beautiful image.

If your gonna go that route give her blue hair. I cant get enough of women with blue hair. Anorexic women with blue hair. It shows they care.
Sir Unimaginative's Avatar
Ridiculous outfit is ridiculous.

Clearly all the clothes are off the CHARACTER'S body because they're being used to cover up the fact that the GAME is ugly.

... At least, that's the only theory I can come up with.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Fappin at the speed of light.
catsithx's Avatar
Well it won't take her long to get into bed with someone
Holiday's Avatar
Just as long as you can't see pubes or nipples because pubes and nipples are EVIL!
PaperBowser0's Avatar
Yeah, this game actually looks pretty cool.
ZekeSulastin's Avatar
The game itself from those screenshots, from the character to the levels, are pure meh.
kaosfell's Avatar
Minimal effort is minimal

Also. Screenshots

BTW. Some of the site may be NSFW. Seeing how they don't mind the blatant sexualizing of Ayumi. or raep...

(note: last two links? not safe at all)
kaosfell's Avatar
Also. I'm down for DMC with more boobs.


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