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Shank is coming soon to PC, XBox 360 and PS3, and I'm quite looking forward to it. If you've never heard of it, it's a downloadable sidescrolling slaughterfest developed by Klei Entertainment and published by EA. There's a brand new trailer for it that you can look at with the seeing balls inside your face, so go do that. 

Looks pretty neat, eh? Yes it does. Let's all look forward to it because it's bound to be ten times better than Rush n' Attack ever was. Seriously, yay or nay on this? Let us know what you think. 








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Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:03
Occams electric toothbrush
I am interested. Though for some reason it makes me pine for Castle Crashers 2.
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:03
Dr Milkdad
Do not speak such evil, Rush n' Attack is incredible, it sounds like Russian Attack, and it's what you do. You attack Russians. AWESOME.

Yeah this game looks badass.
Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:08
Sir playedallot
I dont know why but that video stutter all the way.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:13
Ramalho
this looks good
SolidSnake17's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:14
SolidSnake17
awsome i cant wait. love the way the villians don't even attempt to fight back, its like saying PLEASE KILL ME. HAHAHA XD
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:18
Mr Andy Dixon
Looks pretty fun. Might have to give it a go.

By the way, has anyone tried Shoot 1UP yet? I know it was promoted here a few weeks ago, but I finally got around to downloading it last night (yep, still only $1) and it was a fucking blast.
AlphaJC's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:18
AlphaJC
All i have to say is epic
Jason Cabral's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:18
Jason Cabral
That trailer looked quite "Stabtacular" (awesome post headline!).

The animation looks very smooth too. I have played the XBLA version of n+; something else that Klei Entertainment worked on, and the animation were smooth and the platforming was fun. Can't wait to try it 'Shank".
Captain Highwind's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:22
Captain Highwind
I can't be the first to say that this is Brad Nicholson: The Game
Pandareus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:42
Pandareus
I'm so glad EA picked up this game. I want them to publish each and every one of those promising-looking downloadable games. I like the idea of them popping up on PSN at the same time as Xbox Live very much.

Waiting a full year for Braid, Castle Crashers or Winterbottom to hit PSN just isn't fun (though still more fun than them never showing up on the service at all).
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:45
PappaDukes
This is Brad Nicholson: The Game. Oh wait...
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 11:51
Vanilla Gorilla
Looks like it has came quite a ways since PAX.

I squee with joy! (And it doesn't have anything to do with one of those limited edition Shank maquettes being on top of the monitor a foot and a half away~)
Gyrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 12:34
Gyrael
That looks fucking awesome.
Django Reinhardt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 12:42
Django Reinhardt
Nothing more beautiful than million-dollar sprites.

On that subject, does anyone know what kind of funding this game is actually getting?
Pinhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 12:43
Pinhead
Viagra substitute.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 12:49
Beyamor
But is it art?

I'm torn. This looks like a really cool game, but not a genre I'm really big on. Oh, wait, should've said "I'm shanked".
Archwright's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 13:08
Archwright
I like it! Thanks for asking.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 14:33
Darren Nakamura
That looks pretty cool. I'm curious how it handles though.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:04
nukka jdav
Played this at PAX. The combat felt SO damn good. Can't wait for the final product.
OWENR22's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:13
OWENR22
It looks like Brad Nicholson: The Game. Awesome!
f ck    g d's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 15:20
f ck g d
Love the look.
I'd say yay at 400 points (because unless the trailer misrepresents I'm expecting it to be a little short and repetitive, so hopefully if that guess is correct they take that in account to pricing it).
Higher than 400 points...nay. (Unless it ends up to be longer and deeper than the trailer shows) Only because there's dozens of games like this. I know it will be higher than 400 the way Arcade is getting nutty with prices, but when it's on sale? Sure, I'd buy. Anything with gore is worth playing through for me.
sauceatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/09/2010 17:34
sauceatron
DO WANT
kyrengraves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/10/2010 10:34
kyrengraves
Definitely interested. Though for some reason the art style reminds me of Penny Arcade. Not sure why.
Press Space to Smack a Ho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/11/2010 21:27
Press Space to Smack a Ho
Why is it everyone's first thought is "badass"? Mine was "mmm, cel-shaded".
qqq's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 03:56
qqq
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rob damage's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 04:57
rob damage
the image of them killing each other against the sunset, gave me a boner. sold.
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