The other day I implored you to go see the Video Games Live concert at Yale University. Whether or not you heeded my advice, I will never know. Though I suggest that in the future, when the almighty Dyson tells you to do something -- you do it. For when the revolution begins, rest assured, Master Dyson will spare no quarter and only those loyal to me shall survive. Keep in mind, though, that I am a fickle master and your worth shall be judged by the presents that you lay at my feet.