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Gentlemen, pay close attention. Gamer girl leagues are winning all of "the Halos". The get all the press, all the fame, all the swag, and steal all the sponsors.  It is high time we finish what we started and struck back, and the team from Mega64 has the vision and crotches to get us there. The solution is sexy: Sexy 64.
 
Lead by Derek "Boystick" Ackawzdha, Sean "Virtual Boy" Chatfield, and Rocko "Rocko" Boaty, this sausage party has a message we can all get behind. "Guys play games, too!" If you lack ovaries and are sexy enough, join them on MySpace.  We can't wait for their first podcast this Sunday!  Also, cocks.
 
[Thanks Geoff!] 
 
Editor's note: No balls touched during the video, so this is definitely not gay.
 

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CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:23
CannibalCalvin
Wheres the sign up sheet??? I gots to get in on this.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:25
Toneman
Count me in.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:28
Colette Bennett
God, I wish I was a man right now.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:37
atheistium
Me too Colette, god damn the lack of balls I have.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:37
galagabug
uh oh.

i think i just blew a funny fuse.

and maneltoe? seriously. awsome.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:40
Niero
I love that Rocko's nickname is "Rocko"
skAnarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:47
skAnarky
I almost had a stoke.
alienaub's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:50
alienaub
When's the calendar shoot? What should I wear?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:54
Justice
I am actually considering getting that shirt just for the colecktabileetee!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 12:56
BlindsideDork
I play vidoe games too!!! Stop staring at my {expletive deleted}!
squallsan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:00
squallsan
That shirt is as good as effin sold!
Aktrez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:02
Aktrez
Dear Lord... that is too much sexy to handle!!!!!!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:07
BluDesign
Cool. Now I have a use for that pin-up photo of me with whipped cream on my man-teets.

Sign me up.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:08
Snaileb
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck... my boss caught me watching that. Perv.
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:12
deanhatescoffee
@ Neiro - I was thinking the exact same thing. Best nickname ever.

This reminds me so much of those terrible late-night phone sex commercials. It's so bad, yet so good.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:26
tazarthayoot
I came a little.
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:39
emotoaster
I'm not man enough ;_;
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 13:47
AngelsDontBurn
Those shirts look amazing. Lol.
Cereal lawls.
ekoala2002's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 14:11
ekoala2002
I am sexy enough. I should sign up!
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 16:34
Mxyzptlk
ZOMG HOTNESS I WANT TO BANG THEM!!1!
DrYou's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 20:01
DrYou
Awesome
gitrooman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 20:02
gitrooman
Sexy beach 3 meets The girl gaming league?
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2007 23:29
Joe Burling
I don't believe that little girl wasn't man enough! BULLSHIT!!!
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