12:24 PM on 05.29.2007
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Niero
Gentlemen, pay close attention. Gamer girl leagues are winning all of "the
Halos". The get all the press, all the fame, all the swag, and steal all the sponsors. It is high time we
finish what we started and struck back, and the team from
Mega64 has the vision and crotches to get us there. The solution is sexy:
Sexy 64.
Lead by Derek "Boystick" Ackawzdha, Sean "Virtual Boy" Chatfield, and Rocko "Rocko" Boaty, this sausage party has a message we can all get behind. "Guys play games, too!" If you lack ovaries and are sexy enough,
join them on MySpace. We can't wait for their first podcast this Sunday! Also, cocks.
[Thanks Geoff!]
Editor's note: No balls touched during the video, so this is definitely not gay.
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i think i just blew a funny fuse.
and maneltoe? seriously. awsome.
Sign me up.
Fuck... my boss caught me watching that. Perv.
This reminds me so much of those terrible late-night phone sex commercials. It's so bad, yet so good.
Cereal lawls.