Gentlemen, pay close attention. Gamer girl leagues are winning all of "the Halos". The get all the press, all the fame, all the swag, and steal all the sponsors. It is high time we finish what we started and struck back, and the team from Mega64 has the vision and crotches to get us there. The solution is sexy: Sexy 64.
Lead by Derek "Boystick" Ackawzdha, Sean "Virtual Boy" Chatfield, and Rocko "Rocko" Boaty, this sausage party has a message we can all get behind. "Guys play games, too!" If you lack ovaries and are sexy enough, join them on MySpace. We can't wait for their first podcast this Sunday! Also, cocks.
Editor's note: No balls touched during the video, so this is definitely not gay.
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