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Sexy videogame fan art

1:40 PM on 12.18.2008   |   Jim Sterling

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Whether we like to admit it or not, sex sells. The videogame industry is no different, and any game blog worth its salt will know that sexuality is where the money lies. With this in mind, we can ignore the monetary gain of cynical exploitation no longer and have decided to cater to those who like that most questionable of treats -- sexy videogame fan art.

Your humble writer has scoured the Internet for the sexiest videogame fan art ever to be drawn, so that you may salivate over its sauciness like the hungry dogs that you are. Some of the most beautiful women ever to grace a piece of software are represented here at their peak beauty.

Hit the jump for our brave foray into the world of buxom bumpmapped beauties and digital dreamboats.  

 

How could we not begin with the delectable Chun Li? Street Fighter II's world famous, thick-thighed lovely is looking especially naughty in this top quality pic. Look at how she crosses her legs teasingly, just like in Basic Instinct. She knows you want to look, but she won't be showing off the goods so easily. Naughty.  

 

She may be a vampire, but this hot pic certainly doesn't suck. Yes, the notorious Rayne from Bloodrayne is showing off her assets with a narrow thong and a cheeky glimpse over the shoulder. Just when you felt things couldn't get sexier than Rayne's famous Playboy shoot, along comes this. And that's the tooth

 

If I were a Free Man, I'd certainly be trying to court the delicious Alyx Vance from Half-Life 2. Here we see her letting off some Steam while a certain doctor looks on approvingly. I'm sure we'd all love a quick peek at her Portal.

 

Here's Ulala from Space Channel 5 and I'm sure we'd all like to Cast her in our Dream. She might be crawling like a baby, but you can bet she won't "Say Gah."

 

We've seen her in Starfox, but wouldn't you like to see this Fox's Star? It'll be a real Adventure in bed when this vixen is in town. One night with her and I guarantee you'll be on McCloud Nine! Just make sure to ask before giving her your Slippy Toad

I'd Inky her right in the Pinky with my Binky Clyde, and that's a Pact!

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Here's one Fantasy that totally isn't Final. Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII is showing that men can be sexy too, and isn't it enough to make you want to shoot your Lifestream? Just remember to keep an open mind, because nobody likes a Square. This awesome picture almost shook me to my Crisis Core.

Ever wanted to shove your Mushroom in this princess' Warp Pipe? Well this luscious lady is certainly looking keen on the idea, and she's showing off a lovely set of Peaches to seal the deal. One look at this fan art and you can rest assured that Princess Peach does what Nintendon't

Damn right.








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hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:29
hjd uk
Jim, get help. :)

Also : Rule #34
lv99ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:41
lv99ron
WOW, all these weird drawings has made my penis go soft.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:43
Red TheHaze Veron
Jim, youve been reading Something Awful too much lately.
pagancollective's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:43
pagancollective
The best part - Bloodrayne's mischievous fang smile. Good work Sterling.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:45
John B
Er ... wow. I think Jim is having difficulty adjusting to life in Mississippi and this is his way of coping with it. At least I hope that's all this is...
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:45
mix
Hahaha you are fucking awesome Jim!!!!!!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:46
Sharpless
Doing your Eegra impersonation again, eh Jim? <3

By the way, I compiled and almost sent you a folder of Rouge porn, Jim. In the end, I just couldn't do it.
SirRobin1's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:46
SirRobin1
I...I am flabbergasted, completely flabbergasted.
Raccoonus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:46
Raccoonus
Oh em gee. I'm no longer a boy!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:46
blehman
hahahah...you got me Jimmy, you got me good.
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:46
Zen Albatross
I came.
Great Heat Engine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:48
Great Heat Engine
You cleaver girl you.
Bodb's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:49
Bodb
What an accurate portrayal.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:49
Vedicardi2
Gordon is totally gonna tap that
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:51
Chad Concelmo
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. HA! :D
entrager's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:52
entrager
LOL @ Cloud and Peach. Nice work, Jim.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:52
MrSadistic
Gordon Freeman looks like Paul Giamati.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:53
Mr Wrighty 987
ha ha ha jim you legend lets see how many page veiws ull get
TheBigFeel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:54
TheBigFeel
Is it wrong that I got a little excited over the cloud-in-drag piece? wow.
VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:57
VGFreak1225
Good work Jim. I kinda figured the break was going to look something like that, but still, kudos to you.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 13:57
falinter
haha I just listened to the Failtoid where they rip on Destructoid for taking it self too seriously.

Good on you Jim. They are just elitists. I've been on the site just as long and I think its still awesome. You are one of the reasons.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:00
JTHomeslice
Once again, I love you Jim.
Rational Animal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:04
Rational Animal
The Princess Peach drawing looks like my ex-girlfriend
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:04
Qraze
i like chun-li pointing at her boobs. awesomee find jim.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:05
Jim Sterling
"in the back of my mind i saw this coming"

I saw YOU coming in my mind too.
Bennyishere's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:05
Bennyishere
Usually I just masturbate to Jim's avatar, but now I get to masturbate to this as well!
kohelhunter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:07
kohelhunter
Jim your the man roflmao
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:08
RAB
FUCK, i think i just broke a record
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:08
falinter
woops I meant Failcast

they are so fail I forgot how to spell the show name.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:10
zombiekiller13
It's a trap!

Awesome. Though, it appears that Bloodrayne stole Chun Li's thunder-thighs.
MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:10
MrJunko
lol I love the Massive underbite Ms Pac man is sporting..
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:15
atastysammich
I like how you don't explicitly mention her by name. Also, the ending got me. Well done.
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:17
MissHinasaki
So is Podtoid going to be Siegel-punned out this week?
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:17
Mushman
The incursion of Cloud Strife makes this post pure and utter win, good show Jim. :)
Xenomorph52's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:18
Xenomorph52
...this is a pretty good blog post...
http://i38.tinypic.com/qwy5ig.jpg
Gryzor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:19
Gryzor
Ms. Pac Man prOn is a terrifying reality, unfortunately. Much more than this ever could be. O_O
Mentok the Mindtaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:20
Mentok the Mindtaker
Dammit i hate you...
eboku's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:20
eboku
this is professional journalism.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:23
Brian Szabelski
... what did I just read?
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:25
ZekeThePlumber
*fapfapfap*
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:25
braulio09
eh.................................
Syphon Kai's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:28
Syphon Kai
I.. bu...the...

You... you... grah.

JIM TROLLED ME
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:30
Cataract
I just spilled my drink.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:32
Chicken008
Sexy indeed.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:33
Hitogoroshi
Jim you have to much free time.
Purringturtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:35
Purringturtle
Hee hee. Tee hee hee. Good show Sir! Good show!
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:35
TewDee
Jim, you are a genius and I love you. I have not spit soda up for a long time and this just broke me pretty good. Go Jim.
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:35
jackal27
I just threw up a little... In my mouth.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:37
Jim Sterling
"Jim you have to much free time."

What are you talking about? This is WORK.

Oh, and I love my job.
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2008 14:39
Origim
I should have known better. I got suckered big time, and at this point I should be immune to mischievous Sterling.
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