[Sexy Time! is a regular series where we take a look at some of the more, shall we say, erotic aspects of video games. You're welcome.]
It's been a while since we delved into the tawdry land of pixellated pleasure. That's because we've been making Sexy Time even sexier by changing the format to a full-on video feature.
This time, we're taking a look at some of the scintillating scenes in the latest Grand Theft Auto IV expansion, The Ballad of Gay Tony. I was absolutely shocked by how many times I found myself watching people do the nasty while playing through this game. If you'll click the play button, I'll give some thoughts on that.
I should not have to tell you that this video is NSFW. It's probably not safe for anywhere else someone might catch you watching it either.
Conrad Zimmerman is Destructoid's News Editor and home to the busiest mustache in the gaming press. An amateur historian and pop culture fanatic, Conrad possesses a nearly limitless wealth of videogame factoids and a passion for the power of games to teach, inspire and entertain. He enjoys reading, writing and turning things which should be fun into work.
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Yeah, pretty graphic. Much more so than Mass Effect (which was done in a romantic manner). Eh, I'm sure that once the media shitstorm over MW2 dies down that they'll have time for an outcry against this game and the "impact on tender young minds" that it will corrupt.
To go along with what Diverse and TheToiletDuck said, I was expecting The Ballad of Gay Tony to bring some fun man on man action. The amount of sex in this thing is quite hilarious, though.
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3:00 PM on 11.10.2009
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some ppl get sex,
for money!
Would have expected at least some man on man.
...downloading now.
"Oh yhea! I don't know!"
Nice video.
I'm waiting on my copy of both DLC's for PS3.
(( I Love Gamestop Website F*** Ups! )) Don't ask... It's a secret.
Also, I'm nursing a semi. Thanks, Conrad.
My only concern is that I'm going to have to explain to my wife why I'm watching a cutscene of two virtual characters getting it on in a bathroom...
"No, it is mandatory...no, I didn't play a minigame to start this up."