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Sexy Time! Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode photo

In our first episode of Sexy Time!, Conrad took a moment to explore the memorable flickr-in-your-pants moments that Fear Effect 2 had to offer. When he asked me to help him in getting this series off the ground, I found while there are many memorable erotic moments in modern videogames, my mind immediately wandered to those which had the strongest impact on me: the first ones I saw as a gamer.

While anyone who listens to RetroforceGo! knows that the first time I came face-to-face with sexual content in a game was playing Leather Goddesses of Phobos on my uncle's Commodore 64, the game I chose for today's article came along just a little later (and don't worry, I'll examine Leather Goddesses in a future installment!). That game is Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode, and you can find out why it turned my eleven year old eyes into saucers by following me past the jump.

As a kid I used to walk two blocks every other day to a game store that happened to be on the corner of my street called Performance Hobby. They sold models of airplanes and tanks and such, but noticing the popularity of the recently launched Nintendo Entertainment System, they decided to rent games as well. I'll never forget walking down there with a five dollar bill, carefully picking out my two games and walking back to my house with the green plastic rental boxes in my slightly shaky hands. Those were incredible days.

I had no idea what I was about to witness when I made that walk with Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode, but I was captivated by the game from the moment I turned it on. The moody atmosphere and mysterious story were completely different from anything else I had ever played on the NES, and I completely lost myself in the experience.

When Duke Togo went with his first female informant to a hotel room, you would assume I would have known what was coming, but being eleven years old, I had no idea. I did however experience a feeling I had never had before as the game pulled to a long shot of the hotel with Duke's room illuminated and I watched the woman kiss him, then the lights wink out. I remember feeling kind of stunned as I sat there with the controller in my hands. The game moved forward to the next day, and my health had been completely restored. Wait...what?

I had experienced my first real mature moment in a videogame. While what happened was absolutely tame by today's standards, reflecting back on it I feel like it was more provocative than many of the more graphic things that came years after it (not to mention it's the same formula that God of War famously used much later down the line). Even though as an awkward kid I didn't know exactly what had happened, I could IMAGINE what had happened, and it stuck in my consciousness like a tiny grain of sand, always reminding me that the future could hold a kind of gaming experience that I couldn't even imagine yet. Also, I had gazed into a moment of my own sexual discovery, no matter how brief.

Also, I might not have realized what I had seen, but I did know that Duke Togo was a badass. For instance, look at his emotions in a wide variety of scenerios:

Duke is happy

Duke is furious

Duke is turned on

As you can see, the man has one all-purpose expression for everything. Years later, watching Duke seduce a lovely lady and proceed to ram the hell out of her without once losing his impassive expression (or lack thereof) never failed to make me laugh and remember way back when I saw him do it for the first time. If only I could have grasped at the time what an epic pimp I had made the acquaintance of!


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Cuba Gooding Jr's Avatar
Cuba Gooding Jr at 05/25/2009 16:09
Sexy time, indeed.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar
SnakeDude4Life at 05/25/2009 16:14
That's sum HAWT PIXELS, ah uh.
Volkarin's Avatar
Volkarin at 05/25/2009 16:15
Truly the sexiest turned on face ever.
Kraid's Avatar
Kraid at 05/25/2009 16:17
Colette you do know that you're freaking awesome right?!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 05/25/2009 16:17
Jesus Christ Colette I'm at work ... and enjoying this!
peachboy's Avatar
peachboy at 05/25/2009 16:20
hahah..his face..
excellent post colette.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar
Mr Wrighty 987 at 05/25/2009 16:21
Duke Togo is a legend
Trojanman88's Avatar
Trojanman88 at 05/25/2009 16:21
Damn sexy NES games!
This article reminded me of the Puchuu from Excel Saga:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDLw76s7GzY&feature=related
Xhumation's Avatar
Xhumation at 05/25/2009 16:23
When I grow up I want to be like Duke Togo
Mr Pibb's Avatar
Mr Pibb at 05/25/2009 16:23
I'm with Kraid, Colette is awesome. Also Duke is a badass.
Analoge's Avatar
Analoge at 05/25/2009 16:24
I wait with bated breath for the hot, pixelated River City Ransom butt.
konrad hazen's Avatar
konrad hazen at 05/25/2009 16:25
Destructoid: finally understanding it's demographic.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 05/25/2009 16:25
I've wanted to watch the anime for such a long time now, but I keep forgetting, I'll have to remember for sure this time!
HiddenAHB's Avatar
HiddenAHB at 05/25/2009 16:29
Oh God, i want so bad to be born in that generation.
Well, now all the sex content we have are light things such as Rapelay and God of War.

PS: Never stop the sexy time column. NEVER!!
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JLanphear at 05/25/2009 16:36
Haha, I actually seriously started watching the anime last night and IMMEDIATELY fell in love with how incredible this show is. It's completely ironic that this gets posted the very next day.

And I agree, I chuckled upon noticing that, even while engaged in a hot and heavy bout of love-making, his facial expression never changed. AT ALL. . . It was brilliant.
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rallyf1 at 05/25/2009 16:55
Golgo 13 redefined the definition of coolness in my book, utter insanity. in the video he showed the lady such a sexy time, she was seeing the world in multi colors by the end of it and then fainted, total darkness. and please someone inform the masses who are these 2 ladies in the sexy time pictures.
J03yyz's Avatar
J03yyz at 05/25/2009 17:02
@rallyf1

its 1 girl and a mirror
and i would also like to see the orig
J03yyz's Avatar
J03yyz at 05/25/2009 17:37
oh how i wish i could delete my comment....
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goodgamer77 at 05/25/2009 17:53
Ok, I am fully in support of this new feature if it features more header pics like this ;)
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Cowboy TTop at 05/25/2009 18:02
Bless you. Duke Togo is a stoic tower of gekiga manga manliness, so great he doesn't need emotions. If you love him too, check out the Golgo manga. The new anime series is cool too.

Colette, I think we should start a campaign to get someone to license the new DS Golgo game for the west. Then we can all get some love hotel sexy time.

Hey Atlus, PLEASE GRAB GOLGO 13 DS FOR US.
John B's Avatar
John B at 05/25/2009 18:03
...but the header pics need links to the unedited versions.
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ParaParaKing at 05/25/2009 18:03
BOOBS!

Sorry, I got distracted and didn't read your post.
The Grudge's Avatar
The Grudge at 05/25/2009 18:12
I haven't seen Golgo 13 in ages. Thank you for the eye candy Colette! Who is she?
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The Grudge at 05/25/2009 18:12
I haven't seen Golgo 13 in ages. Thank you for the eye candy Colette! Who is she?
xdarkxwarriorx's Avatar
xdarkxwarriorx at 05/25/2009 18:28
"Destructoid: finally understanding it's demographic."

amen to that...
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Puppy Licks at 05/25/2009 18:34
I never realized how epic Duke's eyebrows really are. Wow.
Vhaius's Avatar
Vhaius at 05/25/2009 18:43
@Collete - Is that dragon tattoo new, or have you had it for a while?
Loogibot's Avatar
Loogibot at 05/25/2009 18:59
Phew
Thanks, Collette. This is how it should be, alternating sexual preferences for every post. Man, I wish I could have that face all the time. Or not?
Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/25/2009 19:01
link me that porno plzkthx
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/25/2009 19:06
@The Grudge - That's Masumi Max, one of my favorite models. Gorgeous, isn't she? :)
HiddenAHB's Avatar
HiddenAHB at 05/25/2009 19:11
Yeah, and everybody else agree.
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Kyousuke Nanbu at 05/25/2009 19:13
Uncensored image plz.
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Debeo Laurus at 05/25/2009 19:15
Thats awesome! Back in the day, a few of my friends and I would rent a few new animes every weekend. We would "Mystery Science Theater" the crap out of most, Golgo was always a pleasant... "Suprise" to my young friends and I. Every other scene was literally a sex scene, nothing wrong with that, just interesting.

As for the game, I couldn't even try to get past the 1st or rarely the 2nd level. Back then I heard through Nintendo Power that the game itself was terribly hard, and a code was recommended, but even the code was hard!
Debeo Laurus's Avatar
Debeo Laurus at 05/25/2009 19:17
Oh! Awesome pic also
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fetusmilk at 05/25/2009 19:19
i think the chic in the pic is looking for her car keys.
Cough's Avatar
Cough at 05/25/2009 19:21
I never heard of Golgo. Never ever. There's a manga, a film, a 50 episode serie and 5 videogames! How could this be? I will indulge into this Togo character.

Great article Colette.
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ghets at 05/25/2009 19:44
Im pretty sure i got Golgo 13 on VHS way back when Columbia House was having this special promotion where they would send you one anime feature a month. I only signed up because Akira was the first movie they were sending and it was the only anime i had knowledge of. Anyone who has seen Crying Freeman 4 can imagine the shock i got when i received it a month later.
ErigBurger's Avatar
ErigBurger at 05/25/2009 19:58
Aaaaand Colette ushers more girl gamers away from Destructoid. GOOD WORK! :D
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GameraTheGreat at 05/25/2009 20:13
I loved Togo's straight face while sexing technique when I saw it as a kid (teen). I actually tried it a bit later after witnessing the anime....uhh, yeah don't do it...it scares women (or at least the woman I was dating) and is probably best left to badass killer spy types like Duke. When I talked to friends about the situation, it did bring about raucous laughter....I still laugh a little when I think about it, but I have learned to be a bit more sensitive regarding these matters....
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar
The Amazing Shenazin at 05/25/2009 20:56
my uhhhh friend Joe thinks you should start linking to uncensored versions of the images....
JoeCamNet's Avatar
JoeCamNet at 05/25/2009 21:15
What the hell, I'll be that friend Joe.
Link or at least a name.
ghets's Avatar
ghets at 05/25/2009 21:21
She already linked up there ^ . I confirmed the link.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/25/2009 21:52
@EricBurger - Any girl gamer that can't accept pretty women exist in the world other than themselves don't belong on Dtoid in the first place, pal.
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 05/25/2009 22:27
Great pic, and great article.
The Grudge's Avatar
The Grudge at 05/25/2009 22:33
Thank Colette! I knew she looked familiar. This is an older picture of her, she is an absolutely gorgeous woman. Thanks again for the article and the image. :D
Mulk Calathar's Avatar
Mulk Calathar at 05/26/2009 00:48
As you get older not making faces during sex may cause your partner to fear that you are having a stroke. Of course, by that I mean the really bad kind where your brain is bleeding.
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Palidi at 05/26/2009 00:59
Just gotta say, I enjoyed reading this post much better than last weeks. I never played Golgo 13 or saw any of the anime or related materials, so I can't really add to the conversation though.
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NihonTiger90 at 05/26/2009 01:06
Good God, I'm glad I didn't read this at work!
Conan-san's Avatar
Conan-san at 05/26/2009 01:49
Only one thing to say.
DUM DUM DUM DUH-DUM!
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