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Sexy Time! Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode photo

In our first episode of Sexy Time!, Conrad took a moment to explore the memorable flickr-in-your-pants moments that Fear Effect 2 had to offer. When he asked me to help him in getting this series off the ground, I found while there are many memorable erotic moments in modern videogames, my mind immediately wandered to those which had the strongest impact on me: the first ones I saw as a gamer.

While anyone who listens to RetroforceGo! knows that the first time I came face-to-face with sexual content in a game was playing Leather Goddesses of Phobos on my uncle's Commodore 64, the game I chose for today's article came along just a little later (and don't worry, I'll examine Leather Goddesses in a future installment!). That game is Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode, and you can find out why it turned my eleven year old eyes into saucers by following me past the jump.

As a kid I used to walk two blocks every other day to a game store that happened to be on the corner of my street called Performance Hobby. They sold models of airplanes and tanks and such, but noticing the popularity of the recently launched Nintendo Entertainment System, they decided to rent games as well. I'll never forget walking down there with a five dollar bill, carefully picking out my two games and walking back to my house with the green plastic rental boxes in my slightly shaky hands. Those were incredible days.

I had no idea what I was about to witness when I made that walk with Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode, but I was captivated by the game from the moment I turned it on. The moody atmosphere and mysterious story were completely different from anything else I had ever played on the NES, and I completely lost myself in the experience.

When Duke Togo went with his first female informant to a hotel room, you would assume I would have known what was coming, but being eleven years old, I had no idea. I did however experience a feeling I had never had before as the game pulled to a long shot of the hotel with Duke's room illuminated and I watched the woman kiss him, then the lights wink out. I remember feeling kind of stunned as I sat there with the controller in my hands. The game moved forward to the next day, and my health had been completely restored. Wait...what?

I had experienced my first real mature moment in a videogame. While what happened was absolutely tame by today's standards, reflecting back on it I feel like it was more provocative than many of the more graphic things that came years after it (not to mention it's the same formula that God of War famously used much later down the line). Even though as an awkward kid I didn't know exactly what had happened, I could IMAGINE what had happened, and it stuck in my consciousness like a tiny grain of sand, always reminding me that the future could hold a kind of gaming experience that I couldn't even imagine yet. Also, I had gazed into a moment of my own sexual discovery, no matter how brief.

Also, I might not have realized what I had seen, but I did know that Duke Togo was a badass. For instance, look at his emotions in a wide variety of scenerios:

Duke is happy

Duke is furious

Duke is turned on

As you can see, the man has one all-purpose expression for everything. Years later, watching Duke seduce a lovely lady and proceed to ram the hell out of her without once losing his impassive expression (or lack thereof) never failed to make me laugh and remember way back when I saw him do it for the first time. If only I could have grasped at the time what an epic pimp I had made the acquaintance of!


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Cuba Gooding Jr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:09
Cuba Gooding Jr
Sexy time, indeed.
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:14
SnakeDude4Life
That's sum HAWT PIXELS, ah uh.
Volkarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:15
Volkarin
Truly the sexiest turned on face ever.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:17
Kraid
Colette you do know that you're freaking awesome right?!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:17
Niero
Jesus Christ Colette I'm at work ... and enjoying this!
peachboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:20
peachboy
hahah..his face..
excellent post colette.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:21
Mr Wrighty 987
Duke Togo is a legend
Trojanman88's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:21
Trojanman88
Damn sexy NES games!
This article reminded me of the Puchuu from Excel Saga:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDLw76s7GzY&feature=related
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:23
Xhumation
When I grow up I want to be like Duke Togo
Mr Pibb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:23
Mr Pibb
I'm with Kraid, Colette is awesome. Also Duke is a badass.
Analoge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:24
Analoge
I wait with bated breath for the hot, pixelated River City Ransom butt.
konrad hazen's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:25
konrad hazen
Destructoid: finally understanding it's demographic.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:25
Justice
I've wanted to watch the anime for such a long time now, but I keep forgetting, I'll have to remember for sure this time!
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:29
HiddenAHB
Oh God, i want so bad to be born in that generation.
Well, now all the sex content we have are light things such as Rapelay and God of War.

PS: Never stop the sexy time column. NEVER!!
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:36
JLanphear
Haha, I actually seriously started watching the anime last night and IMMEDIATELY fell in love with how incredible this show is. It's completely ironic that this gets posted the very next day.

And I agree, I chuckled upon noticing that, even while engaged in a hot and heavy bout of love-making, his facial expression never changed. AT ALL. . . It was brilliant.
rallyf1's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 16:55
rallyf1
Golgo 13 redefined the definition of coolness in my book, utter insanity. in the video he showed the lady such a sexy time, she was seeing the world in multi colors by the end of it and then fainted, total darkness. and please someone inform the masses who are these 2 ladies in the sexy time pictures.
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 17:02
J03yyz
@rallyf1

its 1 girl and a mirror
and i would also like to see the orig
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 17:37
J03yyz
oh how i wish i could delete my comment....
goodgamer77's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 17:53
goodgamer77
Ok, I am fully in support of this new feature if it features more header pics like this ;)
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:02
Cowboy TTop
Bless you. Duke Togo is a stoic tower of gekiga manga manliness, so great he doesn't need emotions. If you love him too, check out the Golgo manga. The new anime series is cool too.

Colette, I think we should start a campaign to get someone to license the new DS Golgo game for the west. Then we can all get some love hotel sexy time.

Hey Atlus, PLEASE GRAB GOLGO 13 DS FOR US.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:03
John B
...but the header pics need links to the unedited versions.
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:03
ParaParaKing
BOOBS!

Sorry, I got distracted and didn't read your post.
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:12
The Grudge
I haven't seen Golgo 13 in ages. Thank you for the eye candy Colette! Who is she?
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:12
The Grudge
I haven't seen Golgo 13 in ages. Thank you for the eye candy Colette! Who is she?
xdarkxwarriorx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:28
xdarkxwarriorx
"Destructoid: finally understanding it's demographic."

amen to that...
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:34
Puppy Licks
I never realized how epic Duke's eyebrows really are. Wow.
Vhaius's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:43
Vhaius
@Collete - Is that dragon tattoo new, or have you had it for a while?
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:59
Loogibot
Phew
Thanks, Collette. This is how it should be, alternating sexual preferences for every post. Man, I wish I could have that face all the time. Or not?
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:01
Monodi
link me that porno plzkthx
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:06
Colette Bennett
@The Grudge - That's Masumi Max, one of my favorite models. Gorgeous, isn't she? :)
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:11
HiddenAHB
Yeah, and everybody else agree.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:13
Kyousuke Nanbu
Uncensored image plz.
Debeo Laurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:15
Debeo Laurus
Thats awesome! Back in the day, a few of my friends and I would rent a few new animes every weekend. We would "Mystery Science Theater" the crap out of most, Golgo was always a pleasant... "Suprise" to my young friends and I. Every other scene was literally a sex scene, nothing wrong with that, just interesting.

As for the game, I couldn't even try to get past the 1st or rarely the 2nd level. Back then I heard through Nintendo Power that the game itself was terribly hard, and a code was recommended, but even the code was hard!
Debeo Laurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:17
Debeo Laurus
Oh! Awesome pic also
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:19
fetusmilk
i think the chic in the pic is looking for her car keys.
Cough's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:21
Cough
I never heard of Golgo. Never ever. There's a manga, a film, a 50 episode serie and 5 videogames! How could this be? I will indulge into this Togo character.

Great article Colette.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:44
ghets
Im pretty sure i got Golgo 13 on VHS way back when Columbia House was having this special promotion where they would send you one anime feature a month. I only signed up because Akira was the first movie they were sending and it was the only anime i had knowledge of. Anyone who has seen Crying Freeman 4 can imagine the shock i got when i received it a month later.
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 19:58
ErigBurger
Aaaaand Colette ushers more girl gamers away from Destructoid. GOOD WORK! :D
GameraTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 20:13
GameraTheGreat
I loved Togo's straight face while sexing technique when I saw it as a kid (teen). I actually tried it a bit later after witnessing the anime....uhh, yeah don't do it...it scares women (or at least the woman I was dating) and is probably best left to badass killer spy types like Duke. When I talked to friends about the situation, it did bring about raucous laughter....I still laugh a little when I think about it, but I have learned to be a bit more sensitive regarding these matters....
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 20:56
The Amazing Shenazin
my uhhhh friend Joe thinks you should start linking to uncensored versions of the images....
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 21:15
JoeCamNet
What the hell, I'll be that friend Joe.
Link or at least a name.
ghets's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 21:21
ghets
She already linked up there ^ . I confirmed the link.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 21:52
Colette Bennett
@EricBurger - Any girl gamer that can't accept pretty women exist in the world other than themselves don't belong on Dtoid in the first place, pal.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 22:27
Corak
Great pic, and great article.
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 22:33
The Grudge
Thank Colette! I knew she looked familiar. This is an older picture of her, she is an absolutely gorgeous woman. Thanks again for the article and the image. :D
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 00:48
Mulk Calathar
As you get older not making faces during sex may cause your partner to fear that you are having a stroke. Of course, by that I mean the really bad kind where your brain is bleeding.
Palidi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 00:59
Palidi
Just gotta say, I enjoyed reading this post much better than last weeks. I never played Golgo 13 or saw any of the anime or related materials, so I can't really add to the conversation though.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 01:06
NihonTiger90
Good God, I'm glad I didn't read this at work!
Conan-san's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 01:49
Conan-san
Only one thing to say.
DUM DUM DUM DUH-DUM!
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