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Depending on the quality of items in your spank bank, this clip from Resident Evil 4 may either be a keeper or a reminder of how things will probably turn out in college. (If you haven't hit college yet, you'll see what I mean.) If you're a lonely lad, then this will most definitely do the job for that quick 5-second fix.

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madmatt's Avatar
madmatt at 12/30/2006 17:14
Apperently people looking up her skirt gets her off.
Cruds's Avatar
Cruds at 12/30/2006 17:17
Wonder now what you can do with Ashley when she is in her white outfit.
kaz's Avatar
kaz at 12/30/2006 17:18
Don't let the ESRB get ahold of this, RE4 will be stripped from shelves and rebranded AO.
wario67's Avatar
wario67 at 12/30/2006 17:20
lol
madmatt's Avatar
madmatt at 12/30/2006 17:22
before or after they jack off to it?
xBBx's Avatar
xBBx at 12/30/2006 17:23
Yea, I got this on my blog too and it's really disturbing how much effort the guy who did the video put into this.
JJ Rage's Avatar
JJ Rage at 12/30/2006 17:27
That is a fucking riot.
Ramzy_fire's Avatar
Ramzy_fire at 12/30/2006 17:39
...
WmV337's Avatar
WmV337 at 12/30/2006 17:41
As JJ Rage said, that is fucking hillarious, and just made my day.
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 12/30/2006 17:54
or explosive farting
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 12/30/2006 17:59
Hey, show some respect for the President's daughter! :)
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CannibalCalvin at 12/30/2006 18:07
... I need a few minutes alone...
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 12/30/2006 18:19
Wait, this is what college was supposed to be like? I've only got one semester left... I'd better get to work.
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Dexter345 at 12/30/2006 18:20
Additionally, why can't it be sexy and virtual rape?
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 12/30/2006 18:52
Now that's something I can appreciate.
Fana7ic's Avatar
Fana7ic at 12/30/2006 18:55
The guy who made that video has a chance of zero percent to get laied.
Vigor's Avatar
Vigor at 12/30/2006 19:26
Whoever made this is definetly a virgin and a sad lonely lonely man
Stetsonblade's Avatar
Stetsonblade at 12/30/2006 19:28
So Fana7ic, what is it like to get laied? Is that like some new fangled way to get laid? You crazy kids.
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JLanphear at 12/30/2006 19:41
LAWL. panties.
synce's Avatar
synce at 12/30/2006 19:42
Sad.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 12/30/2006 20:04
This is really unprofessional. You Loose Cannon Summa.
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World Famous at 12/30/2006 20:06
Is it snark enough?
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Pepillou2 at 12/30/2006 20:20
sexy virtual rape
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 12/30/2006 20:40
LOL That was hot, but it's no Battle Raper 2: Rape Harder.
Professor Oak's Avatar
Professor Oak at 12/30/2006 21:36
It was good for me.
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Rezbit at 12/30/2006 23:16
The Japanese sure do love white panties.
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TheBrain at 12/30/2006 23:32
Haha.
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 12/30/2006 23:47
So, how do I go about duplicating this? Is there a FAQ regarding it or something?
Don Other's Avatar
Don Other at 12/31/2006 02:15
Wow...This reminds me of how damn annoying Ashley's voice was...
Creamsnake's Avatar
Creamsnake at 12/31/2006 02:17
Oh great, thanks a lot! You know, I JUST cleaned my keyboard...
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nmaster64 at 12/31/2006 11:58
What's Dtoid's male-to-female ratio? 'Cause I'm sure the lady's love this stuff... :P
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jtown 13 at 12/31/2006 20:51
how do you get a avatar
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jtown 13 at 12/31/2006 21:07
i am watching Naruto
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jtown 13 at 12/31/2006 21:14
japenese love those white panties
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jtown 13 at 12/31/2006 21:14
i say its sexy and a rape
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FrogMan at 01/02/2007 15:27
I can't believe no one mentioned that this is archived under the category "Nex is gonna be a father!"
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id rather be sleeping at 01/13/2007 05:26
eat my cock!
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