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Depending on the quality of items in your spank bank, this clip from Resident Evil 4 may either be a keeper or a reminder of how things will probably turn out in college. (If you haven't hit college yet, you'll see what I mean.) If you're a lonely lad, then this will most definitely do the job for that quick 5-second fix.

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madmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:14
madmatt
Apperently people looking up her skirt gets her off.
Cruds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:17
Cruds
Wonder now what you can do with Ashley when she is in her white outfit.
kaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:18
kaz
Don't let the ESRB get ahold of this, RE4 will be stripped from shelves and rebranded AO.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:20
wario67
lol
madmatt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:22
madmatt
before or after they jack off to it?
xBBx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:23
xBBx
Yea, I got this on my blog too and it's really disturbing how much effort the guy who did the video put into this.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:27
JJ Rage
That is a fucking riot.
Ramzy_fire's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:39
Ramzy_fire
...
WmV337's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:41
WmV337
As JJ Rage said, that is fucking hillarious, and just made my day.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:54
Niero
or explosive farting
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 17:59
Mxyzptlk
Hey, show some respect for the President's daughter! :)
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 18:07
CannibalCalvin
... I need a few minutes alone...
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 18:19
Dexter345
Wait, this is what college was supposed to be like? I've only got one semester left... I'd better get to work.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 18:20
Dexter345
Additionally, why can't it be sexy and virtual rape?
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 18:52
Jordan Devore
Now that's something I can appreciate.
Fana7ic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 18:55
Fana7ic
The guy who made that video has a chance of zero percent to get laied.
Vigor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 19:26
Vigor
Whoever made this is definetly a virgin and a sad lonely lonely man
Stetsonblade's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 19:28
Stetsonblade
So Fana7ic, what is it like to get laied? Is that like some new fangled way to get laid? You crazy kids.
JLanphear's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 19:41
JLanphear
LAWL. panties.
synce's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 19:42
synce
Sad.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 20:04
Namelessted
This is really unprofessional. You Loose Cannon Summa.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 20:06
World Famous
Is it snark enough?
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 20:20
Pepillou2
sexy virtual rape
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 20:40
Aetsen
LOL That was hot, but it's no Battle Raper 2: Rape Harder.
Professor Oak's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 21:36
Professor Oak
It was good for me.
Rezbit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 23:16
Rezbit
The Japanese sure do love white panties.
TheBrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 23:32
TheBrain
Haha.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2006 23:47
Oni
So, how do I go about duplicating this? Is there a FAQ regarding it or something?
Don Other's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 02:15
Don Other
Wow...This reminds me of how damn annoying Ashley's voice was...
Creamsnake's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 02:17
Creamsnake
Oh great, thanks a lot! You know, I JUST cleaned my keyboard...
nmaster64's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 11:58
nmaster64
What's Dtoid's male-to-female ratio? 'Cause I'm sure the lady's love this stuff... :P
jtown 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 20:51
jtown 13
how do you get a avatar
jtown 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 21:07
jtown 13
i am watching Naruto
jtown 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 21:14
jtown 13
japenese love those white panties
jtown 13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2006 21:14
jtown 13
i say its sexy and a rape
FrogMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2007 15:27
FrogMan
I can't believe no one mentioned that this is archived under the category "Nex is gonna be a father!"
id rather be sleeping's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 05:26
id rather be sleeping
eat my cock!
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