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Sexy No More Heroes footage makes me feel special inside of myself
by Jim Sterling on 07.03.2007 66 comments

From our fine friends at G4, here's a look at the upcoming, and hopefully not-banned Wii exclusive, No More Heroes. Of note is the new gameplay footage, showing off some of Travis Touchdown's complimentary wrestling moves. Why, he could have been trained by Stu Hart himself (or Chris Benoit, considering how adept a killer he is, too). 

If you can ignore the awful narration that yabbers over the video and attempts to be sassy, you'll be rewarded with a slightly deeper look into just how No More Heroes is going to play, as well as catch a brief few words from Mr. Avant-garde himself, Suda 51. While I'm hoping to see a lot more action in the fight scenes as we draw closer to a release date, I have high hopes indeed for the spiritual successor to Killer 7. You getting excited?

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Latest comment by Sharpless |view all 66 comments
We're talking about a professional wrestler. It's never "too soon."...





RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 12:56

Way too work in the crippler there Jimmy.
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BlindsideDork at 07/03/2007 12:57

Stylized violence = no banning

Unless it is stylized sex, then = ban!
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BlindsideDork at 07/03/2007 12:57

Isn't he also called the Wolverine? I can't remember, been so long since WCW days.
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 07/03/2007 12:57

I can't get over how much fun recharging my beam katana is gonna be.
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Jim Sterling at 07/03/2007 13:02

The Rabid Wolverine, Dork.

HOW MANY WOLVERINES HAVE TO DIE?

Just one, apparently. And his family.
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:03

this looks groin-grabbingly good
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:03

I mean groin-grabbingly transcendant
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:03

wolverine/ the Canadian crippler/ The Canadian Wolverine.
he also does the cross face crippler.
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Jim Sterling at 07/03/2007 13:04

Actually, it's the Crippler Crossface. And we won't be seeing that again, after it's been theorized that's what he used to kill his son.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:05

I'm gonna take a trip across the pond and put the crossface on Sterlings big nose.
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BlindsideDork at 07/03/2007 13:06

Oh, Sterlmblebee, you are too much! And obviously not afraid of that TOO soon clause!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 07/03/2007 13:06

My hard nipples. Let me show you them.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:06

that moves not lethal, just painful. He choked him
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DJDuffy at 07/03/2007 13:07

it slices in halfs!!!
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-D- at 07/03/2007 13:08

saw this earlier. too bad there's commentary from Morgan "The Dude" Webb and Adam "Soaked Underpants" Sessler
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savagesaladin at 07/03/2007 13:09

Why does he jerk his sword off? God damn that lady is annoying.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:10

The Webb would be more hawter if she didn't make that stupid face after every scripted comment.
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Corncobtacular at 07/03/2007 13:16

i decided to skip the video and just check the comments to see how it was.....and after reading these comments i've been left confused and amazed at how far off topic you guys can get so quickly....i love this place
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:16

CHARGIN MA LAZER (sword)
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:17

corncob I guess you weren't around for the contra 4 fiasco. and by "fiasco" I mean "hilarious comment section"
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Rockvillian at 07/03/2007 13:22

Morgan McStupidFace
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:24

Corncob-

Would you stay on topic please? Gawddamn, you are so distracting
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Snaileb at 07/03/2007 13:26

JIM STERLING: TOO SOON!!!
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:28

Chestytits McBosoms
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:30

Areola Bewbsapoppin
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:30

Hooter McBoobs
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:31

Areolis Giganticus
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:33

Brastrap Titsaplenty
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:33

just keeping the dream alive until tazar gets here
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 13:34

Morgan "I'm retarded" Webb
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:35

Chesty Larue
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:36

Morgan "I just made a face like I slapped you in the back of the head then you turned around all mad" Webb
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galagabug at 07/03/2007 13:37

2007 you say? is there a solid date on exaclty when it'll be determined we're not mature enuf to play this game?
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:39

Morgan "Pendulous Breasts" Webb
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:41

Morgan "will never be as hot or talented as the Munn" Webb
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Phist at 07/03/2007 13:43

SUDA 51, why the fap stick? Still rove you.

Morgan Manjaw.
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Oni at 07/03/2007 13:47

Snaileb: I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that.

The game still looks like a whole big glass of awesome, and I'll be camping out for it on it's release date. It's going to be epic.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:48

Morgan "lemur toes" Webb
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 13:49

C'mon Bahamut, You're supposed to be doing this shit too.
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Ignus at 07/03/2007 13:50

Is it just me, or is there too much going on screen sometimes? And its a bit choppy, but that's probably just the online video and the early build.
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AngelsDontBurn at 07/03/2007 13:52

So.. Thanks to No More Heroes virtual masturbation will be THAT much closer!
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Twosixteen at 07/03/2007 13:58

Jah Yahweh, that looks like total and complete crap!
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Oni at 07/03/2007 14:01

Ignus: I think it's probably just an early build. The footage they showed wasn't any different from the previously released footage.

I want this game more than my next five minutes of oxygen.
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 14:01

sorry blocker I ran out of steam. that and my boss walked over
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perri at 07/03/2007 14:02

lots of wii love between the smash news, metroid screens and this. Its sort of surreal...

Can't wait for this game, I think lack of masturbation was the only flaw in Lucas's early Star Wars movies, thankfully Suda has built the definitive 'beam katana'
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BahamutZero at 07/03/2007 14:02

PS I think I'm going to name my daughter "Areola Bewbsapoppin"

yes, my last name is Bewbsapoppin.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 14:13

Mammaries Von Bewbenstein
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Pepillou2 at 07/03/2007 14:18

Niero'a hard nipples can cut through glass > >
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 07/03/2007 14:26

Niero "Diamond Nipples" Von Bewbenstein
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Sharpless at 07/03/2007 15:19

Woman McBreastvaginasex
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CypherVR at 07/03/2007 15:41

I haven't that much artirial blood sprays in a videogames since Illbleed on the dreamcast
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CypherVR at 07/03/2007 15:44

-FIXED- dammit, dtoid there has got to be an edit function!!
--
I haven't seen that much artirial blood spray in a videogame since Illbleed on the dreamcast
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Mxyzptlk at 07/03/2007 16:05

@ Sterling:

It's never too soon!
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AKK at 07/03/2007 17:04

The HUD has changed completely since the last footage.

I want this game god damn it! T_T
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pulga07 at 07/03/2007 17:21

It's Five-One, Manjaw! Not Fifty-One. Get it right!
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Thornnn at 07/03/2007 17:30

let me guess its ao?
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Wa-Keen at 07/03/2007 19:15

Wiiiiiiii motha-fuckas! M games FTW!
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SLiFE at 07/03/2007 19:33

Stupid G4...
It's Suda FIVE-ONE, not fifty-one.
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Jim Sterling at 07/03/2007 19:43

There's no such thing as "too soon," only "quick."
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boxhound at 07/03/2007 19:50

I'm mah chargin's mah lightsaber!!!!

Suda is the man. I can't wait to ch3ck this game out.
Wa-Keen's Avatar
Wa-Keen at 07/03/2007 20:39

Whip it Good!
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 07/03/2007 21:20

JESUS Sterling, TOO fucking soon man. >_<

But I giggled. Dammit.
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Clockwork at 07/03/2007 22:18

His last name is a number? THAT'S AWESOME! They should set up a worldwide leaderboard for the fastest sword recharger.
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CypherVR at 07/03/2007 22:26

this is going to be the 2nd reason that i'm gonna buy a Wii
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Sharpless at 07/03/2007 23:43

We're talking about a professional wrestler. It's never "too soon."

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