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From our fine friends at G4, here's a look at the upcoming, and hopefully not-banned Wii exclusive, No More Heroes. Of note is the new gameplay footage, showing off some of Travis Touchdown's complimentary wrestling moves. Why, he could have been trained by Stu Hart himself (or Chris Benoit, considering how adept a killer he is, too). 

If you can ignore the awful narration that yabbers over the video and attempts to be sassy, you'll be rewarded with a slightly deeper look into just how No More Heroes is going to play, as well as catch a brief few words from Mr. Avant-garde himself, Suda 51. While I'm hoping to see a lot more action in the fight scenes as we draw closer to a release date, I have high hopes indeed for the spiritual successor to Killer 7. You getting excited?


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RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:56
RICHARD BLOCKER
Way too work in the crippler there Jimmy.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:57
BlindsideDork
Stylized violence = no banning

Unless it is stylized sex, then = ban!
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:57
BlindsideDork
Isn't he also called the Wolverine? I can't remember, been so long since WCW days.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 12:57
Rockvillian
I can't get over how much fun recharging my beam katana is gonna be.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:02
Jim Sterling
The Rabid Wolverine, Dork.

HOW MANY WOLVERINES HAVE TO DIE?

Just one, apparently. And his family.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:03
BahamutZero
this looks groin-grabbingly good
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:03
BahamutZero
I mean groin-grabbingly transcendant
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:03
RICHARD BLOCKER
wolverine/ the Canadian crippler/ The Canadian Wolverine.
he also does the cross face crippler.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:04
Jim Sterling
Actually, it's the Crippler Crossface. And we won't be seeing that again, after it's been theorized that's what he used to kill his son.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:05
RICHARD BLOCKER
I'm gonna take a trip across the pond and put the crossface on Sterlings big nose.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:06
BlindsideDork
Oh, Sterlmblebee, you are too much! And obviously not afraid of that TOO soon clause!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:06
Niero
My hard nipples. Let me show you them.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:06
RICHARD BLOCKER
that moves not lethal, just painful. He choked him
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:07
DJDuffy
it slices in halfs!!!
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:08
-D-
saw this earlier. too bad there's commentary from Morgan "The Dude" Webb and Adam "Soaked Underpants" Sessler
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:09
savagesaladin
Why does he jerk his sword off? God damn that lady is annoying.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:10
RICHARD BLOCKER
The Webb would be more hawter if she didn't make that stupid face after every scripted comment.
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:16
Corncobtacular
i decided to skip the video and just check the comments to see how it was.....and after reading these comments i've been left confused and amazed at how far off topic you guys can get so quickly....i love this place
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:16
BahamutZero
CHARGIN MA LAZER (sword)
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:17
BahamutZero
corncob I guess you weren't around for the contra 4 fiasco. and by "fiasco" I mean "hilarious comment section"
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:22
Rockvillian
Morgan McStupidFace
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:24
RICHARD BLOCKER
Corncob-

Would you stay on topic please? Gawddamn, you are so distracting
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:26
Snaileb
JIM STERLING: TOO SOON!!!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:28
BahamutZero
Chestytits McBosoms
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:30
BahamutZero
Areola Bewbsapoppin
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:30
RICHARD BLOCKER
Hooter McBoobs
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:31
RICHARD BLOCKER
Areolis Giganticus
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:33
BahamutZero
Brastrap Titsaplenty
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:33
BahamutZero
just keeping the dream alive until tazar gets here
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:34
BahamutZero
Morgan "I'm retarded" Webb
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:35
RICHARD BLOCKER
Chesty Larue
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:36
RICHARD BLOCKER
Morgan "I just made a face like I slapped you in the back of the head then you turned around all mad" Webb
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:37
galagabug
2007 you say? is there a solid date on exaclty when it'll be determined we're not mature enuf to play this game?
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:39
RICHARD BLOCKER
Morgan "Pendulous Breasts" Webb
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:41
RICHARD BLOCKER
Morgan "will never be as hot or talented as the Munn" Webb
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:43
Phist
SUDA 51, why the fap stick? Still rove you.

Morgan Manjaw.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:47
Oni
Snaileb: I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that.

The game still looks like a whole big glass of awesome, and I'll be camping out for it on it's release date. It's going to be epic.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:48
RICHARD BLOCKER
Morgan "lemur toes" Webb
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:49
RICHARD BLOCKER
C'mon Bahamut, You're supposed to be doing this shit too.
Ignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:50
Ignus
Is it just me, or is there too much going on screen sometimes? And its a bit choppy, but that's probably just the online video and the early build.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:52
AngelsDontBurn
So.. Thanks to No More Heroes virtual masturbation will be THAT much closer!
Twosixteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 13:58
Twosixteen
Jah Yahweh, that looks like total and complete crap!
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:01
Oni
Ignus: I think it's probably just an early build. The footage they showed wasn't any different from the previously released footage.

I want this game more than my next five minutes of oxygen.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:01
BahamutZero
sorry blocker I ran out of steam. that and my boss walked over
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:02
perri
lots of wii love between the smash news, metroid screens and this. Its sort of surreal...

Can't wait for this game, I think lack of masturbation was the only flaw in Lucas's early Star Wars movies, thankfully Suda has built the definitive 'beam katana'
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:02
BahamutZero
PS I think I'm going to name my daughter "Areola Bewbsapoppin"

yes, my last name is Bewbsapoppin.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:13
RICHARD BLOCKER
Mammaries Von Bewbenstein
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:18
Pepillou2
Niero'a hard nipples can cut through glass > >
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 14:26
RICHARD BLOCKER
Niero "Diamond Nipples" Von Bewbenstein
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/03/2007 15:19
Sharpless
Woman McBreastvaginasex
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