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From our fine friends at G4, here's a look at the upcoming, and hopefully not-banned Wii exclusive, No More Heroes. Of note is the new gameplay footage, showing off some of Travis Touchdown's complimentary wrestling moves. Why, he could have been trained by Stu Hart himself (or Chris Benoit, considering how adept a killer he is, too). If you can ignore the awful narration that yabbers over the video and attempts to be sassy, you'll be rewarded with a slightly deeper look into just how No More Heroes is going to play, as well as catch a brief few words from Mr. Avant-garde himself, Suda 51. While I'm hoping to see a lot more action in the fight scenes as we draw closer to a release date, I have high hopes indeed for the spiritual successor to Killer 7. You getting excited?
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Way too work in the crippler there Jimmy.
Stylized violence = no banning
Unless it is stylized sex, then = ban!
Isn't he also called the Wolverine? I can't remember, been so long since WCW days.
I can't get over how much fun recharging my beam katana is gonna be.
The Rabid Wolverine, Dork.
HOW MANY WOLVERINES HAVE TO DIE?
Just one, apparently. And his family.
this looks groin-grabbingly good
I mean groin-grabbingly transcendant
wolverine/ the Canadian crippler/ The Canadian Wolverine.
he also does the cross face crippler.
Actually, it's the Crippler Crossface. And we won't be seeing that again, after it's been theorized that's what he used to kill his son.
I'm gonna take a trip across the pond and put the crossface on Sterlings big nose.
Oh, Sterlmblebee, you are too much! And obviously not afraid of that TOO soon clause!
My hard nipples. Let me show you them.
that moves not lethal, just painful. He choked him
it slices in halfs!!!
saw this earlier. too bad there's commentary from Morgan "The Dude" Webb and Adam "Soaked Underpants" Sessler
Why does he jerk his sword off? God damn that lady is annoying.
The Webb would be more hawter if she didn't make that stupid face after every scripted comment.
i decided to skip the video and just check the comments to see how it was.....and after reading these comments i've been left confused and amazed at how far off topic you guys can get so quickly....i love this place
CHARGIN MA LAZER (sword)
corncob I guess you weren't around for the contra 4 fiasco. and by "fiasco" I mean "hilarious comment section"
Morgan McStupidFace
Corncob-
Would you stay on topic please? Gawddamn, you are so distracting
JIM STERLING: TOO SOON!!!
Chestytits McBosoms
Areola Bewbsapoppin
Hooter McBoobs
Areolis Giganticus
Brastrap Titsaplenty
just keeping the dream alive until tazar gets here
Morgan "I'm retarded" Webb
Chesty Larue
Morgan "I just made a face like I slapped you in the back of the head then you turned around all mad" Webb
2007 you say? is there a solid date on exaclty when it'll be determined we're not mature enuf to play this game?
Morgan "Pendulous Breasts" Webb
Morgan "will never be as hot or talented as the Munn" Webb
SUDA 51, why the fap stick? Still rove you.
Morgan Manjaw.
Snaileb: I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought that.
The game still looks like a whole big glass of awesome, and I'll be camping out for it on it's release date. It's going to be epic.
Morgan "lemur toes" Webb
C'mon Bahamut, You're supposed to be doing this shit too.
Is it just me, or is there too much going on screen sometimes? And its a bit choppy, but that's probably just the online video and the early build.
So.. Thanks to No More Heroes virtual masturbation will be THAT much closer!
Jah Yahweh, that looks like total and complete crap!
Ignus: I think it's probably just an early build. The footage they showed wasn't any different from the previously released footage.
I want this game more than my next five minutes of oxygen.
sorry blocker I ran out of steam. that and my boss walked over
lots of wii love between the smash news, metroid screens and this. Its sort of surreal...
Can't wait for this game, I think lack of masturbation was the only flaw in Lucas's early Star Wars movies, thankfully Suda has built the definitive 'beam katana'
PS I think I'm going to name my daughter "Areola Bewbsapoppin"
yes, my last name is Bewbsapoppin.
Mammaries Von Bewbenstein
Niero'a hard nipples can cut through glass > >
Niero "Diamond Nipples" Von Bewbenstein
Woman McBreastvaginasex
I haven't that much artirial blood sprays in a videogames since Illbleed on the dreamcast
-FIXED- dammit, dtoid there has got to be an edit function!!
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I haven't seen that much artirial blood spray in a videogame since Illbleed on the dreamcast
@ Sterling:
It's never too soon!
The HUD has changed completely since the last footage.
I want this game god damn it! T_T
It's Five-One, Manjaw! Not Fifty-One. Get it right!
let me guess its ao?
Wiiiiiiii motha-fuckas! M games FTW!
Stupid G4...
It's Suda FIVE-ONE, not fifty-one.
There's no such thing as "too soon," only "quick."
I'm mah chargin's mah lightsaber!!!!
Suda is the man. I can't wait to ch3ck this game out.
Whip it Good!
JESUS Sterling, TOO fucking soon man. >_<
But I giggled. Dammit.
His last name is a number? THAT'S AWESOME! They should set up a worldwide leaderboard for the fastest sword recharger.
this is going to be the 2nd reason that i'm gonna buy a Wii
We're talking about a professional wrestler. It's never "too soon."