You know what really vexes me in the gaming world these days? The lack of subtle and classy erotic games on the iPhone and iPod Touch. They're all just so trashy. When I'm trying to get an erection while on the go I want to be able to do it with a bit of respect. Enter iFun4All and their first erotic game Sexy Maid Service.
I believe that the game's producer and creative director, Piotr Bielatowicz, can sum up the company's high-minded goals far better than I can: “Our games will be subtle and classy. You can easily enjoy them during your daily commute without being embarrassed, the goal here is to become the Playboy of the App Store. We strive to provide high quality content that does not fall in the porn category.”
Ahhh, yes. I can't tell you how many times I've had the latest issue of Playboy with me on the Metro. I lift it up and unfold the the centerfold and stare at it while everyone on the train thinks, "That's one subtle and classy guy, right there." Now, when people come up to me and ask how I got so subtle and classy, I can whip out my iPod and show them this game.
Matthew Razak is Destructoid's Associate editor and co-founder of film site
Flixist. He began as community member "cowzilla" and was since sequestered to write brainy features material. He lives in Los Angeles with his beautiful wife.
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2:00 AM on 01.17.2010
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But really, this is kind of pathetic. This kind of content generally exists for one reason, and if that reason can't wait until you get home, then there is a problem.
Especially if there is no nudity.
There was just a giant ad for a movie that I couldn't close. I even had popup blockers on, and couldn't scroll past it. it just fixed itself to the screen. What gives? Heaps annoying. I can;t even remember the movies name, but it had an angel.
I'm all for the toid getting some ad revenue, but shit that was ad rapage in my book.
THIS THING IS SUBTLE AND CLASSY. AGREE. ALL WHO POINTS OUT THAT THE EMPEROR IS NAKED SHALL BE NAKED THEMSELVES NOT IN A SUBTLE NOR CLASSY WAY.
Playboy already has an app. But hey, maybe it'll be a good time waster. I'll let others decide that one, though.