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simple2005.jpgI have some related news to our recent Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball's head-to-boob ratio analysis. D3 Publisher, the company bringing us half-naked cowboy girl with samurai swords, has just announced a sexy mahjong game. I can sum this up in a few words: Its DOA Volleyball with Mahjong instead of volleyball, SEQUEL NUMBER 8. End of story, done. The former versions were more cutesy anime-ish while this installment is clearly seeking legitimate erections beyond otaku. We have a handful of screenshots for you, but the best one is on the cover of the box where the player holds up a dotted mahnjong chip to form subliminal nipples. Are you frickin kidding me? JAPAN IS SO AWESOME! h-104_58190_majan02.jpg The plot: you play the game with hot ideal girls in bikinis, you can dress them up, customize your skin tone fetish, and there are other mini games such as limbo (huh?!!) and shuffleboard (why?!!) that allow you to enjoy jiggly boobs and upskirt moments on your PSP. And Mahjong. h-104_58190_majan01.jpg h-104_58190_majan06.jpg h-104_58190_majan07.jpg h-104_58190_majan05.jpg h-104_58190_majan04.jpg h-104_58190_majan08.jpg If this is your kind of game, you can import it from Play Asia in October. The Japanese version of the news is here.







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