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Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition


7:45 PM on 01.20.2007



Oh, you crazy Japanese developers.  Here's a clip sure to piss off half of the internet and make the other half run for lotion and a tissue. The object of Sexy Beach 3 is apparently to interrupt a bikini woman's rest of a secluded beach by groping her until she has an orgasm. In other words, if you've ever wanted to know what it was like to be a dirty old Japanese man, you can now practice for the job at home.

Warning: not safe for work, home, or backyard bushes. This is dirty stuff. The game was released last quarter and is available online for peanuts if you know where to look (hint hint). Check out 30 Sexy Beach 3 videos and screenshots in the gallery below. If this is your kind of thing, I you might want to see this.

Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo
Sexy Beach 3: Men are simple edition photo





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