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Enjoy the sloppy seconds of the icky sticky first annual San Francisco video game sex conference, where a ton of industry professionals and right wing conservatives duked it out over virtual poontang. I think the best sex game I've played in recent years was the slutty start of the second stage in God of War, and that's pretty much all I really want out of games. Except that I was pissed that I couldn't chop off their heads when I was done like in real life, they need to work on that when they do the massive multiplayer porn game. Here's the wrap up with better titles for each story:
  • 1-UP's day 1 wrapup: I am unaffected by this sea of smuttiness, says Mr. Journalist
  • Redding: Industry keeps growing despite anal pains
  • MTV: How we knock up women in video games with protection from our congressman?
  • Red Herring: Sex and Games make Shasta McNasty hair pulling goatse
  • ZDnet: There's some guy's big hairy balls all up in my network
  • New Zealand Herald: They play video games in New Mordor?
  • America's network: Video game f**king. Huh?
  • Reuters UK: Those f**king Americans

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