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Sex and Video Games: What Men Want
A Destructoid Special Report (part 1 of 3)


8:09 PM on 06.12.2006



sex video game.jpg The conference might be spent, but boy oh boy are there some throbbing smut communities and new sexy games looking to score the firm attention of guys who sit around and play with themselves all day. I found some pretty funny AGENDAS, and have decided to make these individuals accidental spokespersons for all men and women everywhere. I mean, they're pretty dead on. In our first part of the series, let's start with men, because women always go first everywhere else. Ok sir, reveal men's agenda. What do men want in sexy video games from the conference? dreamstripper.jpg Our speaker is Mr. Jay from this forum about the erotic dance game Dream Stripper. Jay writes:
Can you make her vagina look a little more realistic when she does the floor gyration, it kind of fuzzes out when she bends over. Other than that everything is spectacular. Great job!
Thank you Jay, you hit the twat right on the head. I mean, c'mon. How are you supposed to run a succesful sex industry if they can't get gyrating vaginas right? Ppphhh. I wonder how many cell processors that will require. So sound off men, what more could you possibly want in a sexual video game. Are any of you playing any right now? Post proudly as a true pervert should or post anonymously like your mom's outside your door. We want to know!
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