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Severed doll's head = Aliens: Colonial Marines at E3 photo

So, Nick and myself each received a burned, severed doll's head in the mail. With E3 right around the corner, this kind of nonsensical paraphernalia is quite common, but our powers of deduction leads us to believe this particular head is a bit more interesting than the usual garbage. 

The head was sent to us by one Rebecca Jorden. Any Aliens fan worth his salt (and being fat, this Aliens fan's got a LOT of salt) would recognize the name as belonging to Newt, the sole survivor of the Xenomorph attack on LV-426. She carried a doll head around with her during the film. Then she got killed off for no reason in Alien 3, which was hilarious. 

So, it's definitely Aliens related. With rumors of a DS game and confirmation of a Creative Assembly game, it could be either of those two projects, but we reckon it's Aliens: Colonial Marines. The Gearbox-led title is canonically related to the Aliens film for a start, and the Creative Assembly title seems to only be in its infancy, not to mention they keep using the Alien title, rather than Aliens (there is a big, very nerdy, difference). As for the DS one -- I don't think they'd hype that with plastic heads. 

[Edit: The cat's out of the bag, since other online writers decided to say that they were seeing the game at E3. I'm not saying WE have an appointment and were trying to make it sound like we didn't in order to not break the secret. We definitely didn't do that.]








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The Cast's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:42
The Cast
Please let us get on the hype train again, Gearsbox.
SithZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:43
SithZombie
Yes it does! Oh please oh please!
Bren's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:43
Bren
Stirling.. she doesn't believe in E3 rumours because she's just a piece of plastic.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:44
Jim Sterling
I just received my own doll head just as this post went live.

I will treasure it always!
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:45
Occams electric toothbrush
You have such a rad job.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:46
Jim Sterling
I immediately regret wanting one of these.
CrazyCowboyDon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:47
CrazyCowboyDon
Next Jimquisition done using a plastic doll head confirmed?

A) The Jimquisition always stars a plastic doll head.
B) Please don't fuck the neck-hole.
Fugly Duckling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:47
Fugly Duckling
Makes sense. After all, how do you top finishing Duke Nukem Forever? Make a kick ass Aliens game that lives up to the movie!
talon842's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:48
talon842
There's a Seven joke in here somewhere
tvirusgetz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:48
tvirusgetz
i squealed like a fucking school girl
B4DKARM4's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:50
B4DKARM4
Thats kickass, its even burned right.

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:51
eskimo bob
If it turns out that this is for an Aliens-game made by Gearbox, then maybe this is what Anthony Burch has been up to lately. Just a thought.
Bealtespip122's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:51
Bealtespip122
I'm not sure,Jim. I think this just may be from a devoted fan of yours. :)
tahmidk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 14:53
tahmidk
i'll give u 40 quid for that
Kakihara_The_Killer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:00
Kakihara_The_Killer
"They're all dead! All right!?"
Everyday Legend's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:00
Everyday Legend
Very, very cool.

And I know the Rev. Burch had a hand in that somewhere.
Madkat91's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:02
Madkat91
@talon842 I see what you did there :)
Fugly Duckling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:02
Fugly Duckling
I would kill for Bill Paxton in this game.
TheNephilym's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:02
TheNephilym
Ah fuck that's awesome. I wish I had one... er.. Well, kinda. This kinda reminds me of the movie Seven. "What's in the box, Jim? What's in the fuckin' box!?!?" .... "AAAAHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" *man tears*
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:06
Mr Andy Dixon
"Then she got killed off for no reason in Alien 3, which was hilarious."

Oh, Alien 3.
PrivateIronTFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:06
PrivateIronTFU
It was pretty hilarious when they just killed her off in Alien 3 for no good reason.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:08
Jim Sterling
"Oh, Alien 3."

Haha, you know, as much shit as Alien 3 gets, looking back I think it was a pretty solid film. Yeah, the CGI is crappy and there are a few weird story decisions, but the aesthetic was excellent, the religious prison colony setting was actually rather cool, and there were some fun Alien murder moments.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:14
Themightylebeau2009
Oh hell yeah! What a gift..Im quite exited for E3 now.

@ mrandydixon - I quite like Alien 3.....

@ Fugly Duckling - You and me both :) "Stop yer grinnin' and drop yer linnen"
crazyrabbits's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:14
crazyrabbits
Casey doll in Aliens CONFIRMED
Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:15
Ross
I live near where they filmed the Aliens 3 beach scene. Just thought I'd say.
Kakihara_The_Killer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:16
Kakihara_The_Killer
@ Jim - regarding Alien 3 I totally agree! I even love Resurection in all its Xenomorph sex French New Wave glory!
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:17
WarZombie
Holy shit I fucking hope so. Borderlands proved Gearbox are great at four-person co-op, I can only imagine how great an Aliens game would be.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:18
Jim Sterling
Kakihara:

If you don't take it seriously, Resurrection is indeed a fun film. Their biggest problem was relying on Ripley again. Otherwise, there are again some cool Alien scenes and aesthetics going on. Not to mention, I Brad fucking Dourif.
samwitsend's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:19
samwitsend
blates from some pissed witcher fans.
CrazyCowboyDon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:26
CrazyCowboyDon
@Jim

The reliance on Ripley is why I watch the movies.

I mean, they could have fully anchored Resurrection on Winona Ryder instead. Now doesn't that notion just make you all suddenly very stabby?
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:28
Themightylebeau2009
@ CrazyCowboyDon - I just stabbed a puppy....nice one :(
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:29
Jim Sterling
Crazy:

An interesting point, but conversely, they *could* instead have anchored it around Ron Perlman, which would obviously be the best thing ever. It's a gamble worth taking!
PrivateIronTFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:29
PrivateIronTFU
Dare I say, Alien 3 is a better David Fincher movie than Fight Club. But I may be a bit biased because I don't like Fight Club at all.
CrazyCowboyDon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:32
CrazyCowboyDon
Yes but let's not stop with movies as actual ships can be anchored using Ron Perlman's face.
OWENR22's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 15:34
OWENR22
Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen! More Aliens news! This is awesome, can't wait to see any of these games.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:04
Mr Andy Dixon
@Jim Sterling

"Haha, you know, as much shit as Alien 3 gets, looking back I think it was a pretty solid film. Yeah, the CGI is crappy and there are a few weird story decisions, but the aesthetic was excellent, the religious prison colony setting was actually rather cool, and there were some fun Alien murder moments."

I was mostly kidding... mostly.

:)

Seriously, though, I do agree that it doesn't deserve all the hate it gets. I, too, liked the story, and I think the setting and (some of) the characters were pretty badass.

My only real complaint was that they killed off Newt and Hicks without so much as blinking. After all the shit those two went through to survive LV-426, their fate just didn't seem fair.

@PrivateIronTFU

You, sir, are fucking nuts.
PrivateIronTFU's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:10
PrivateIronTFU
@mrandydixon:

Hey now! No need for that kind of talk. I just happen to hate Fight Club, that's all.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:23
Occams electric toothbrush
Alien Resurrection is a movie in which its parts are better than the whole.

For example:

Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:31
Mr Andy Dixon
@PrivateIronTFU

I said, "sir".

@Occams electric toothbrush

My fav:



Looks like a metal thigh boner.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:48
Mr Andy Dixon
And of course, by "without so much as blinking" I mean "without batting an eye" or "in the blink of an eye".

And by "I", I mean "boner".
npa189's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 16:53
npa189
with gearbox at the helm its hard to imagine this would be bad. Alien is such a cool franchise, its about time it gets a good game.
dogstar060763's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 17:00
dogstar060763
Colonial Marines: Should I be getting ready to be underwhelmed? This game has been off the radar for so long now I really tend to assume the worst. I can only hope Gearbox prove my scepticism utterly misplaced.

Alien Resurrection: Yes, a disappointing fourth movie in so many ways, but it's always been one of the better-looking ones, in terms of set design, imo. In fact, the only person to come out of that debacle with any dignity still intact was the production designer.
N-effect-human's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 17:08
N-effect-human
Dead Space is a perfect inspiration for this franchise becoming a game.
Strait's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 17:10
Strait
Dexter?
D-Nez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 17:51
D-Nez
Jim, Alien wasn't terrible But some of the issues I had was the geography during the end chase sequence when they're trying to trap it. I also had trouble distinguishing one white shaved head dude from another,

Wonder what the film would've turned out if Fincher had full creative control.
Andre Pereira de Carvalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 18:01
Andre Pereira de Carvalho
Alien 3 is better if you watch the "director's cut" version. The religion debacle is very cool. Also, I love the end for Resurrection, although man, Warren from CSI died! =( But Aliens certainly is my favorite movie. *hugs his alien 9 dvds collection box*

In other news, whoa can't wait for the game.
Static Jak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 18:18
Static Jak
YES! I can safely say I'm as big or close to as big an Alien fan. And this brings me so much joy.
Saw this doll head on another site and instantly I knew it was familiar. But they never gave the name which is a dead giveaway.

All I want is a solid modern Aliens game. It should be so simple to pull off but somewhere they can't deliver the goods. With Gearbox behind this, I have hope.

Also, I quite liked Alien 3. t wasn't close to the first 2 but it wasn't bad either. The death of Newt and Hicks pissed off a bit at first.
Resurrection was mindless fun but I'd rather not think of it as canon tbh. We won't speak of AVP 1 and 2...

Know what, I'm gonna watch my Alien Quadrilogy set tonight.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 18:18
Mr Andy Dixon
@Andre Pereira de Carvalho

"*hugs his alien 9 dvds collection box*"

/high five

Greatest collection of DVDs I own.
tvirusgetz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2011 18:43
tvirusgetz
alien 3 directors cut is amazing. id almost go so far as to say its better than the first ._.
im with static. watching the quadrilogy this weekend
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