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Set phasers to mock: Sony patents new controller photo

Ha! What is this thing? The company known for cool design patents this stick...thing?

Obviously it's some kind of game controller, and the patent document even calls it a “hand held game controller.” But what it is for? Wii-type Waggle for the PS3? But what about the silly light sticks they were already working on? Is this an addition to that?

According to Siliconera, the invention probably came out of Southern California, most likely from Sony’s Electronics Design center there. I wonder if the guys at Sony Japan are mocking their US counterparts on the design of this one.

Any ideas on this one?








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KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:25
KrazyKraut
looks like a new version of a BUZZ controller...
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:25
grafkhun
Gah! between the launch-a-PS3-into-a-beautiful-BraviaHDTV-at-high-velocity and this... what is Sony doing?
Eficent's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:25
Eficent
Says a hand held game controller. Maybe it's another stick for the PSP? Though how you would be able to hold the PSP and this is beyond me.
PenKaizen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:26
PenKaizen
Maybe it's a device to detonate your PS3?
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:26
DarkMagic56
Its the PS Motion's Nunchuk
theswitcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:26
theswitcher
I guess it's the PS3Dildo's version of the nunchuck, since Sony forgot to rip that off, and currently is forced to use a DualShock on it's side. They then later realized that they didn't COMPLETELY copy all the functionality that Wii Remote/Nunchuck combo has.

Nice to see they finally rectified their mistake.
HYRULESKNIGHT's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:28
HYRULESKNIGHT
LOL everybody thought the wii was stupid, then ps3 copied with their ultra fail sixaxis now both 360 are getting into it, the ps3 is still failing with it's light stick......hmm this patent might be recognition of that fact
CocoJambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:31
CocoJambo
Lol a nunchuck with no analogue stick. Why do they still give preference to the d-pad on their controllers?
Nic128's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:34
Nic128
Looks like a joystick. In thin air.
TheJesusNinja26's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 12:36
TheJesusNinja26
New BUZZ TIME or other trivia game controller?
YoTanaka's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 13:00
YoTanaka
Its a Pez simulator.
Dont you know anything?
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 13:02
Xzyliac
Silly patents are silly.
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 13:13
necrozen
looks like a pez will pop out any minute

mmm pez...
Ibutsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 13:20
Ibutsu
Looks like a stabbing motion to me.
iEro-Sennin's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 13:27
iEro-Sennin
@DarkMagic56:

This.
TheLegendaryMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 13:32
TheLegendaryMan
Looks like an abandoned Star Trek Lazer gun.
Springsteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 13:35
Springsteen
Yep. Looks like their nunchuck counterpart. Much more reasonable than, you know, a controller of which half will go unused.
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 14:00
matrixdude171
What in the world is that?? it looks like some sort of carpentry tool for chiseling.
Primo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 14:01
Primo
I like the PS3 detonator idea.
Quiotu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 14:26
Quiotu
Looks like a flight stick without a base. Think maybe it's a motion joystick for flight games?
ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 14:44
ninjalegend
Looks like a pez dispenser, or a clip from a sub machine gun held backwards. Looks like he's loading it right now.
Pheonix1025's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 14:49
Pheonix1025
love how you use all buttons with your thumb... Good choice Sony!
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 15:12
BattyAdroit
Hooray, bring out the Sony-hate-wagon for anything, including an obscure, unknown patent drawing.

Par for the course, D-toid basement dwellers. 0/10.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 15:16
TheDirtyHobo
That looks like what I do when I climax too early while masturbating and don't have anything to dump it into cleanly.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 16:49
ace of knaves
Sure, it looks stupid, but Nintendo's patented far more ridiculous things in the last couple years.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 17:29
Darren Nakamura
I bet this is their version of the Nunchuk. To be fair, it sounds a lot more appealing than holding a standard PS3 controller in my left hand with a wand in my right.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 17:54
Holyetheline
Looks like I can shave my pubes with it.
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 01:23
Arkhon
It looks uncomfortable to hold. They should add some trigger-style buttons and maybe an analog stick.
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