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Pro tip: Don't mess with Andy Serkis. He's plotting to rid the kingdom of the weak, old, sick, perverts, fanatics, self-professing messiahs, spineless freaks, terrorists, degenerates, stupid and especially -- the babe. He's also completely out of his mind in the villanous role he's playing for Heavenly Sword, a game that dominated the PS3 tech demos at the last E3 and has me brimming with giddy goosebumps.

In this latest motion captured montage, Serkis play a royal emperor whom appears to instruct his guards to bring the heroine to his sacred ... genitals. Fresh hot coffee, anyone?

[Via TheLastBoss








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Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 20:11
Kayka
I feel sorry for him. Hope he manages to get some decent roles in future.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 20:16
Rockvillian
@kayka: sorry? some of the best roles are small time gigs, and this performance (if it's translated okay into CG) will most likely help immensely in bringing the players further into the action/storyline.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 20:37
Namelessted
Yeah, Andy Serkis is awesome. People know his name, he gets on late night shows. I would say being the guy you did Gollum and King Kong would be awesome. He is the first motion capture actor. He is a revolutionary doing movies and video games. I really hope he continues doing these sort of gigs.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 20:46
Niero
Blatant typos fixed, thanks for not beating me with sticks
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 20:59
godkow
i wish i had 'sacred genitals'
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 21:05
Crunshii
this guy is my hero...

Big or small, he takes the role and does his best.
Hipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 21:08
Hipple
@godkow

I was thinking the exact same thing
moclippa's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 21:12
moclippa
Wow he did a great job with that, I'd love to see how that performance translates into the game... And the writers sound quirky enough to have an interesting plot going.

I'm interested now.
scottoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 21:31
scottoid
Serkis, whatever he does is gold, i cant wait for this damn game!
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 21:34
JJ Rage
You can see part of this performance in game, in this trailer:

Trailer
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2007 22:28
Fronz
I completely agreed with everything NamelessTed said about Serkis, this is one of the best actors in cinema history. To understand what it takes to contort your facial expressions, and especially your body, to portray such vivid emotions on screen is phenomenal. Screw Actor and Actress of any year, Gollum is the hardest role anyone could ever pull off.

Also, if finding "sacred genitals" is what it takes to impress the boss, then expect a fresh batch of meatspin on my site every week :) Thanks Niero.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 05:48
Kayka
Of course he is great. He has amazing talents and I can't see him being challenged with this kind of stuff after roles as Gollum and King Kong. I just hope he will get more remarkable roles in important movies.
Your Mom's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2007 09:02
Your Mom
Wow...sacred genitals...was he just improvising or was that a script put in front of him? That being said, Serkis is an actor of rare imagination, and I hope he gets some more film work soon.
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