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There are two things I feel obligated to mention when discussing Serious Sam. First off, you know those idiotic skeleton things that click and clack when they run at Sam and are literally never not running at Sam unless they get caught on an object due to bad scripting? Most annoying enemy or most annoying enemy?

That brings me to my next point, which is that the kamikaze musclemen with bombs for heads are pretty damned annoying too, now that I think about it. Similar to the skeletons, they enjoy jogging at all times. The difference is that these guys yell at the top of their lungs, even when they are a mile away from being able to explode by Sam. I suppose it makes about as much sense as the rest of the game.

But to get slightly more on topic, there's a new trailer for Serious Sam HD viewable after the break. Dare I say it, the remake is looking quite good. For those who disagree, I suggest you go take a good hard look at the original Serious Sam -- it was kind of ugly for its time, and it hasn't exactly aged well.


HD version here








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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 21:03
Krow
fapfapfapfapfap
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 21:08
CaptainApocalypse
DO WANT!

The original SS was awesome. An HD version will be unstoppable! Big question, is there a multiplayer mode?
Backspace529's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 21:12
Backspace529
I love the bomb head guys. They always make me laugh. Especially after you kill the first one and Sam just yells back at him.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 21:12
Jordan Devore
I think only 4-player online co-op has been confirmed so far.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 21:21
Xhumation
Serious Business
ruthloose's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 22:00
ruthloose
As Nick Swardson said in Grandma's Boy, "Let's fucking rage!"
Kamanashi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:15
Kamanashi
Everytime I play Serious Sam, I feel like my penis grows 20,000,000Ft. longer.
Fisty Dollars's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 00:17
Fisty Dollars
Was I the only one who thought it weird that for a game that has Sam wielding his minigun on the "cover", there wasn't a single second of footage showing him using it? I don't doubt for a second that it'll show, it just seems like an iconic enough weapon for him to be shooting it a bit in the TRAILER.
Breedlove's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 00:25
Breedlove
@Kamanashi That was worth releasing the trailer for. You are our new favorite world wide web user ever. More than Oprah and Ashton Kutcher put together.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 00:46
John B
I had completely forgotten how much I hated those guys with the bombs on their hands -- and that scream of theirs!! And those skeletons ... and the laser gun with the TIE fighter sound ... so much in this game to get on one's nerves!!

The PC version is so mine on release day.
networkingyuppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 01:53
networkingyuppy
Kamikaze Bomber: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!
Serious Sam: Argh Yourself.
Kradziej's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 02:11
Kradziej
i'm Sam. Serious Sam. Wish they released this one on the PS3 :<
nsolo1717's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 02:52
nsolo1717
day one purchase for sure.....remember playing this on PC years ago and loving every minute of it's madness
Brytryne's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 07:29
Brytryne
Dumbass retarded game, incredibly fun in co-op. Day one purchase, in fact I "can't wait". Games need more one-liners nowadays.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 09:27
greks224
I hope that the new engine can hold the enemies at a rock-solid frame rate like the original one did.
cousinike's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 10:24
cousinike
all I have to say is this game better not be any more then 400 points online cause thats how much it was when it came out on the PC!
lazytrout's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 10:49
lazytrout
what i want to know is what the name of that kick awesome song is!
Breedlove's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 12:55
Breedlove
@cousinike The original was $15 which would be like 1200 MS points
elmuerte's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 13:57
elmuerte
I'm missing something. Like 20+ monsters.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 15:20
DaedHead8
I can't wait for this.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 15:28
RonBurgandy2010
Looks damn fun.
Freefall's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 16:44
Freefall
Jizzed in my pants etc.

Looks fantastic.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 18:17
mistic
I think only 4-player online co-op has been confirmed so far.

more then enough for me :-)
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