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Senran Kagura Burst: Get an eyeful
Monday can be depressing. In an effort to cheer you miserable gits up, I direct you to 10 minutes of busty school girls kicking the crap out of people, and at least two handfuls of screenshots. Senran Kagura Burst will be popping out of bras on August 30 for the 3DS in Japan for you import fiends. Senran Kagura Burst [GoNintendo] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
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| 5:00 PM on 05.07.2013 XSEED: Localizing Senran Kagura a 'scary proposition' |

Yesterday, Pandora's Tower publisher XSEED Games announced that it has acquired Atlus Online from Index Digital Media, integrating both companies under the common banner of Marvelous USA. Siliconera reached out to XSEED boss ...more
| 1:30 PM on 08.15.2012 Senran Kagura-themed desserts... why am I not surprised? |

Senran Kagura Burst, the sequel to last year's 3DS ninja booby high school brawler, is scheduled for release in Japan on August 30. Time for one last marketing push, right? Until August 19, you can visit Cafe Euro in Akihabar...more
| 9:00 PM on 06.22.2012 BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BUTTS BOOBS |

This is the opening movie for Senran Kagura Burst on 3DS. In the words of Jonathan Holmes, "I've never seen something switch from totally awesome to totally stupid so rapidly." It begins with your typical "stare longingly ou...more
| 6:00 AM on 04.25.2012 Marvelous truly knows how to market Senran Kagura Burst |

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| 4:30 PM on 04.18.2012 Holy motorboating, Batman! Senran Kagura to get a sequel |

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