Like Ubisoft and Assassin's Creed, do you have more money than you know what to do with? Buy these $500 Black Flag bags, then.
Actually, I'm cool with both the messenger bag and sailor bag. Game merchandise is usually tacky and cheap. These are actually sort of nice. Not $500 nice, but nice. Maybe reach a healthy middle ground next time, Ubisoft. Something more accessible to all fans than a premium limited 200 run that costs more than the consoles the series is played on.
It reminds me of when Resident Evil 4 came out and I wanted a replica of Leon's jacket. Probably for the best that never happened. What am I, some kind of nerd?