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Sega officially crosses the line ...


4:00 PM on 11.19.2010
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I received a massive, heavy package from Sega earlier today. Since I wasn't expecting anything and the last Sega-related thing I'd written was the notorious Sonic Colors review, I must admit I was worried. Appears I had every right to be. 

The reason these photographs were taken outside is that I could not open this fully anywhere within the confines of my house. For a sense of scale, I'm 6'2", and yet if I laid down next to this image, I would only just about be tall enough to lick Sonic's little furry balls. You ever been to a convention and seen those giant canvas banners hanging from the wall? Yeah ... now I have one in my rain-soaked back garden. 

For the record, I have a very short list of suspects who would have orchestrated this, and as soon as I work out what the Hell I'm going to DO with this thing, I will start working out how to get you f*ckers back.

Still, at least Sega has a better sense of humor about reviews than most Sonic fans.

Sega officially crosses the line ...  photo
Sega officially crosses the line ...  photo
Sega officially crosses the line ...  photo





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