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When I read the way you write about this game it makes me feel as though you know something about Bayonetta that I do not.
I still don't see the Tiny Fey and Sarah Plain resemblance. Maybe if you stripped anything likable about Bayonetta and made her much older looking and "real".
I'm actually going to give this a shot. Thankfully, you don't have to really "cosplay" as her as in have an outfit that looks exactly like hers...but the accuracy I imagine would help. It's too little time to actually make that costume. Here is to searching for a leather cat-suit...."meow".
At first I thought Humanity was doomed to die when Telemundo told me to follow it on Twitter in a middle of a soccer game broadcast....
...This just backs me up.
...This just backs me up.
There's no way they'll be able... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? I got distracted by the headline image.
"bottom-tier wank mag Maxim"
No sir, that distinction goes to Nuts. Maxim's bad, but it's not quite Nuts-bad.
No sir, that distinction goes to Nuts. Maxim's bad, but it's not quite Nuts-bad.
Oh dear. This reminds me of the FHM (Australia) Lara Croft Challenge I some how ended up watching.
It featured a bunch of pervy Aussies snipping the contestants' tops for more cleavage and taking candid footage of them changing. It was sleazier than any porn. I actually felt bad watching it.
It featured a bunch of pervy Aussies snipping the contestants' tops for more cleavage and taking candid footage of them changing. It was sleazier than any porn. I actually felt bad watching it.
They're kinda' taking the "OMG A HAWT GAME CHARACTER" thing too far. If a fansite tried to find a look-alike, or a fan cosplayed as her, that's freakin' awesome. I'd love it. But making this part of the advertising campaign? Pretty sleazy, not really a fan.
Remember P.N. 03, for Gamecube? That game had a similar concept for the main character and that never went this far. Granted, that was Capcom behind that game, not Sega.
Oh well. That isn't to say I won't be looking for further updates on this subject...>_>
Remember P.N. 03, for Gamecube? That game had a similar concept for the main character and that never went this far. Granted, that was Capcom behind that game, not Sega.
Oh well. That isn't to say I won't be looking for further updates on this subject...>_>
Ahahaha Good job @ Topher Cantler
same thing I thought....her head is god damn tiny...
the more I look at the picture the funnier it is ...her left arm is stick thin...her right arm...is just fucked. like it was drawn in front of funny mirrors.
And I think they've been pushing the skank factor too hard it's almost put me off the game....seems like they have nothing else to market so they just shove boobs at us. Boobs are greta but do they have any other selling points?
same thing I thought....her head is god damn tiny...
the more I look at the picture the funnier it is ...her left arm is stick thin...her right arm...is just fucked. like it was drawn in front of funny mirrors.
And I think they've been pushing the skank factor too hard it's almost put me off the game....seems like they have nothing else to market so they just shove boobs at us. Boobs are greta but do they have any other selling points?
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They havenn't been shoving boobs at us... it's all ass here! :)
Also, someone should tell Sarah Palin about this contest.
They havenn't been shoving boobs at us... it's all ass here! :)
Also, someone should tell Sarah Palin about this contest.
she looks like a brothel's secretary who's had one of those days and is about to go mental like Michael Douglas in Falling Down
If they had a sense of humour, they'd let guys enter this contest and make it a simple "fan contest" instead of a model search.
... I don't think that Sega "gets" current gamers. They're the one's that want to win this prize, and they're the ones that laugh like hell when some 35 year old fat guy squeezes himself into black lycra and strikes a pose. If they're searching for a "model" that looks like Bayonetta, why don't they just hit up modeling agencies and hire one. This just falls under "not another girl gamer/model contest", when it could have been something really fun and really hilarious.
... I don't think that Sega "gets" current gamers. They're the one's that want to win this prize, and they're the ones that laugh like hell when some 35 year old fat guy squeezes himself into black lycra and strikes a pose. If they're searching for a "model" that looks like Bayonetta, why don't they just hit up modeling agencies and hire one. This just falls under "not another girl gamer/model contest", when it could have been something really fun and really hilarious.
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