[Update: I've randomly chosen a winner -- congratulations, Raukon! Be sure to check your Destructoid private messages for more info. Enjoy the bugs!]
Look at this thing D3 Publisher sent me to promote the July 5 release of Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon. It's a survival kit with... edible bugs? Yeah, thanks, but no thanks!
I want to give this thing away to one "lucky" reader. You'll get everything you see in the video, minus the insect repellant towelette that I used. Because I threw that in the trash, and I'm not picking it out. Also, everything you see in my living room that didn't come out of the kit. You don't get that, either.
Here's how you win: simply tell me in the comments "I'm gonna kill some aliens on July 5 for when Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon is released!"
A few rules: only leave that comment once, or you're disqualified and mutant fire ants will (maybe) eat your face while you're sleeping. I will only send this to you if you are within the United States. Sorry readers in the rest of the world, but I'm paying for shipping out-of-pocket on this one. Good luck! Oh, and if you want to win the game, we're giving that away in another contest, too.
Torchman Oh look, a picture of all your waifus in the place where they belong!SeymourDuncan17 #NekroGoalsPixie The Fairy Impressions of job so far: I can indeed play Monster Hunter 4 since I'm a passenger. It's three hours to Charleston, SC, so arguments against that are irrelevant. The chicken bowl at Bojangles is also nice.LinkSlayer64 *insert ojuo-sama laughter here*
[img]http://i.imgur.com/FrdGhgr.jpg[/img]Torchman Found a picture of Gaj and Larx's waifus. Clearly meant for each other.MeeGhoulz SOTANAHT's post makes me wonder:what game franchise(not necessarily nintendo) you would strive to complete the whole cast of "amiibos"?Mine would be RE,ashamed as I am to throw money at CAPCOM...Occams I'm craving new sounds. Anyone have any suggestions of music I need to put into my head and heart?OverlordZetta YOU GET A DOUBLE, AND YOU GET A DOUBLE! EVERYONE GETS A DOUBLE! But no one gets a Skull...Donald J Trump When I said "I'd bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding," I meant that I would force anyone under interrogation to play Big Rigs for extended periods. That'll be sure to break them.Sotanaht Dammit Fangamer, are you TRYING to break me?!Nathan D When I think of gajknight.
SpaghettiOReilly I'm actually pretty bummed out about Game Trailers closing up shop. I hadn't visited in years but I still remember the good old days of having to wait for low-res versions of AVGN episodes to load. You'll be missed, all.Shinta Twitter should hire these lovely ladies. They seem extremely impartial and even handed in their views. KnickKnackMyWack My response to new Sonc games is always lukewarm. I'm making progress because ever since Shadow the Hedgehog, my reactions tended to be pretty bitter. Never understood why anyone gets hyped though, they never live up to the marketing. Like ever.gajknight Whenever I think of Larx. Quite thrilling.FakePlasticTree Majima: Kaz, I'm already a waifu.
Finally playing Kiwami! Eeeeeeeee!Jinx 01 Sonic the Hedgehog movie coming in 2018... hopefully it's one of those "so bad it's good" movies at least. http://mynintendonews.com/2016/02/10/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-confirmed-for-2018/Shinta Daniel Bloodworth from GameTrailers posted a neat retrospective of his time at the website.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=194778459&postcount=3290Shane Botwin The internet is so good, gives people without any power in real life a sense of purpose. Such as the Dtoid mod arbitrarily deleting my comments because I dislike the shit they like. "This will show him who's boss here", lol, impotent nerd.Sr Churros The new artificial Pokémon is my waifu