[Update: I've randomly chosen a winner -- congratulations, Raukon! Be sure to check your Destructoid private messages for more info. Enjoy the bugs!]
Look at this thing D3 Publisher sent me to promote the July 5 release of Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon. It's a survival kit with... edible bugs? Yeah, thanks, but no thanks!
I want to give this thing away to one "lucky" reader. You'll get everything you see in the video, minus the insect repellant towelette that I used. Because I threw that in the trash, and I'm not picking it out. Also, everything you see in my living room that didn't come out of the kit. You don't get that, either.
Here's how you win: simply tell me in the comments "I'm gonna kill some aliens on July 5 for when Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon is released!"
A few rules: only leave that comment once, or you're disqualified and mutant fire ants will (maybe) eat your face while you're sleeping. I will only send this to you if you are within the United States. Sorry readers in the rest of the world, but I'm paying for shipping out-of-pocket on this one. Good luck! Oh, and if you want to win the game, we're giving that away in another contest, too.
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