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Second Life ... now with more rape!

3:45 PM on 12.18.2006 // Niero Gonzalez
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If you heard Podtoid 10 you know how we feel about Second Life, and rarely we post about it unless it is to trash it ... and this is one of those cases. The glorified chat program posing as a video game has apparently stooped to Sociotron levels -- someone's added "Roleplay Rape" to the system to milk your Lindens and knob until you're spent. But which crap game would you choose? Simple. The difference between the two modern MMO games is that Sociotron looks like Populous from 1993 while Second Life looks like Everquest from 1999. The choice is clear ... go surf the web for porn instead, this couldn't be any lamer.

Nevertheless, I'm surprised that rape was added to the game. I rape my friends all the time in CounterStrike, but that's different. The game received millions in funding so we might see a graphical and gameplay upgrade in the near future ... but then again, look at Everquest 2. Here's the real question -- what can this company do to make SL not utterly suck? Winged cocks tapping at your window? Polar bear fisting? Slow motion Matrix-style teabagging? 

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