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Second Life ... now with more rape! photo

If you heard Podtoid 10 you know how we feel about Second Life, and rarely we post about it unless it is to trash it ... and this is one of those cases. The glorified chat program posing as a video game has apparently stooped to Sociotron levels -- someone's added "Roleplay Rape" to the system to milk your Lindens and knob until you're spent. But which crap game would you choose? Simple. The difference between the two modern MMO games is that Sociotron looks like Populous from 1993 while Second Life looks like Everquest from 1999. The choice is clear ... go surf the web for porn instead, this couldn't be any lamer.

Nevertheless, I'm surprised that rape was added to the game. I rape my friends all the time in CounterStrike, but that's different. The game received millions in funding so we might see a graphical and gameplay upgrade in the near future ... but then again, look at Everquest 2. Here's the real question -- what can this company do to make SL not utterly suck? Winged cocks tapping at your window? Polar bear fisting? Slow motion Matrix-style teabagging? 

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Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2006 16:18
Toneman
Rape makes any game better.
Tempus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2006 16:23
Tempus
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/rape/dt22_23a.html

That image should be on the front page :)
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2006 17:01
Jordan Devore
Hahaha that's the perfect picture.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2006 21:05
brad drac
I'm only suprised it wasn't added sooner. In fact, I'd say it was, but this is the first time someone's making money with it. This isn't added in by the devteam, second life's biggest appeal is that it's content is entirely user created and goverened. Unfortunately, this turns out to be more of a weakness, as the majority of the people playing it are incompetent, moronic, sexual deviants. Shit there's even "adoption agencies" where people can rent kids. I'll leave it up to you to imagine why.
Vorin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2006 21:34
Vorin
Rape, a Griefer's life long dream.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2006 23:59
Mxyzptlk
It would be more entertaining if you could cyber-rape unwilling Second Life players. Maybe that will teach them not to buy such slutty clothes for their avatar.
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