Well, to be fair, the game's producer Katsuhiro Harada said there will also be swimsuits for male and animal characters, like Kuma -- who, by the way, IS A FREAKIN' BEAR! If you are in the market for scantily clad female avatars, you'll be happy to know that Harada also confirmed there will be schoolgirl bathing suits. I'm not sure what that even means but it sounds dirty and illegal, so I'm going to stop typing about it before my apartment gets raided by the FBI or something.
With this very exciting DLC announcement, I suddenly feel very confused on whether to purchase Dead or Alive 5 or TTT2. It used to be so simple. One game you buy for fun, and the other you buy to fap to. Suddenly, I don't know which is which anymore. I don't even want to think about how Snoop Dogg factors into all of this.
I guess it all boils down to this: Do you want to fight a bear wearing a bikini and thong?
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