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Scribblenauts has the greatest ESRB rating summary ever
From time to time, those of us with way too much time on our hands like to peruse (see: troll) the ESRB's Web site for whatever information we can find. This comes in the form of XBLA/PSN games being revealed early, plot spoilers, and the occasional hilarious rating summary. Scribblenauts falls under that last one. For the full summary, which was spotted by GoNintendo, simply click here. Otherwise, here's the simplified version: "If multiple words are entered in a sequence, different whimsical scenarios can be triggered: a bicycle can be used to jump over a baby; a bulldozer can clear away a shark; and cabbage can be fed to dinosaurs." Continuing, the ESRB makes it clear that "These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man)." "If players wish to, they may type in the word vomit, which causes a beige-colored lump to appear on the screen." Oh the humanity! Won't someone think of the children? Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Can you type brand name in? like Coke & SNES? Ooooooh! "Mr. Destructoid!" ewwww, Nappy..... or "Poo" @taumpytears: I heard in some interview at E3 that when someone wrote in "Scribblenauts" a copy of the game appeared in the game. Whoa. Hahahah, I am definitely going to attach a steak to a baby in the presence of lions. First thing I do with this game. 7:00 PM on 05.10.2013 Review: Color CommandoThe combination of puzzle and platforming is one of my favorite hybrid genres of all time. There's something about having to figure out challenges on the fly while testing your twitch capabilities that makes for a unique expe...
3:00 AM on 05.01.2013 Galactus is coming for you in LEGO Marvel Super HeroesThe next game to get the LEGO treatment is Marvel, and this new teaser trailer for LEGO Marvel Super Heroes shows off some of the 100 characters you'll be playing with. The teaser also ends with Galactus's giant shadowing ec...
3:30 PM on 04.24.2013 Nintendo promises to continue selling the DSIn its fiscal year report released earlier today, Nintendo withheld a forecast for DS unit sales through March 31, 2014. Considering that even the Wii received a new yearly target, the logical assumption would be that Nintend...
1:00 PM on 04.24.2013 Nintendo missed fiscal year targets for 3DS, Wii UNintendo's fiscal year 2013 report was just released today, and the details are... well... umm... they're certainly something alright. Neither hot nor cold. Just... there. For the year ending on March 31, 2013, Nintendo poste...
10:30 AM on 04.09.2013 Pachter: Nintendo should leave the console businessIn the latest episode of Michael "Frisky Buns" Pachter Says Things About Nintendo And Everybody Gets Angry, the industry analyst was asked if he hated Nintendo. The slick-tongued gentleman said he didn't actively dislike the ...
9:45 PM on 03.31.2013 Cat Girl Without Salad is the new best thing everThe announcement of DuckTales Remastered caused a lot of people to freak the hell out, but that wasn't the only trick WayForward had up their sleeves. They've got a new IP coming "exclusively" to Nintendo 3DS, DS, Wii, W...
11:00 PM on 03.27.2013 GDC: Rune Factory development resisted by Marvelous, fansApparently development staff and even Harvest Moon fans didn't see the need to add combat to the farming formula. Marvelous AQ Executive Officer/CCO Yoshifumi Hashimoto shared at a panel this morning that he didn't have many ...
3:00 PM on 03.23.2013 FEZ creator thinks DS and 3DS are bullsh*tIndie game developers are certainly an outspoken lot, aren't they? Phil Fish, creator of the dimension-flipping XBLA platformer FEZ, finally decided to hop on the Monster Hunter train starting with Ultimate for 3DS. He thinks...
3:45 PM on 02.25.2013 More details on upcoming event Pokémon MeloettaBeginning March 4 in North America, there will be a limited-time Pokémon distribution event for Meloetta at GameStop. After that date, you'll have three weeks to make a trip over to secure this Normal- and Psychic-typ...
9:30 AM on 02.19.2013 Pachter talks more about Nintendo's Wii U 'mistake'Following yesterday's angry protests from Nintendo fans, industry analyst Michael "Fishy Sunday" Pachter took to NeoGAF to clarify his statements.There was uproar when Pachter said the Wii U was a mistake Nintendo may never r...
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In its fiscal year report released earlier today, Nintendo withheld a forecast for DS unit sales through March 31, 2014. Considering that even the Wii received a new yearly target, the logical assumption would be that Nintend...more
Nintendo's fiscal year 2013 report was just released today, and the details are... well... umm... they're certainly something alright. Neither hot nor cold. Just... there. For the year ending on March 31, 2013, Nintendo poste...more
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