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Scraps: My coffee is cold (7/29/08) photo

Apparently there was some Earthquake in America or some other country nobody really cares about. In even more horrendous news, my coffee is cold. Here I am, staying up until dawn so I can post the Scraps for Nick, and I have to do so with frigid caffeine in my mug. This will not do. I hereby propose we set up a fund where people can donate to the "get Jim a fresh cup of coffee" charity. They have fundraisers for such trivial things as Tsunamis -- it's about time we dealt with the issues that matter.

Oh, and here's what slipped through our cracks today:

  • Activision is looking to sell off Sierra like Mr. Bumble and Oliver Twist. Only seven guineas, or thereabouts. Also, Ghostbusters not canceled. [Edge
  • Kuju London is changing name to Headstrong. Kuju always made me think of Final Fantasy XI. [The horse's mouth]
  • Gears of War 2 Lancer replica is NOT confirmed. Continue miming chainsaw kills with a cardboard tube for now. [Joystiq]
  • First look at LEGO Universe in video form. [Gizmodo]
  • Capcom spills the beans about Digital Distribution. [Capcom]
  • PlayStation 3 finally manages to outsell PlayStation 2. Home still scheduled for 2045 release date. [TVG]
  • Street date SMASH! Xbox 360 Pro spotted early in Target stores. [PlanetXbox360]
  • Nintendo now larger than all major publishers combined. 50% of size attributed to Reggie's meaty sense of self-satisfaction. [Gamepro]
  • Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway delayed yet again. Expect a Hell's Highway/Home double pack. [1UP]
  • EA reports net loss of $95m for Q1. Maybe they should start releasing two Maddens per year. [GI.biz]

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Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:10
Scrixx
EA reports net loss of $95m for Q1. Maybe they should start releasing two Maddens per year.

Wash thy mouth for wishing such heresy!
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:16
DanMazkin
This is why i love you Mr Sterling.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:25
pendelton21
COLD COFFEE!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TurboSpaz's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:29
TurboSpaz
"Maybe they should start releasing two Maddens per year"
SHUT UP. SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:49
Puppy Licks
I'd send you a coffee Jim but it'd be cold by the time it got there. Also the envelope would probably absorb most of it.... unless you just put the coffee-stained envelope in a mug of hot water and let it sit for a while.
Timmy the cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 00:56
Timmy the cat
Mention Reggies meat factor one more time, it's not old 'tall.
RJG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:04
RJG
Capcom are awesome. I will continue saying this until they stop being so. As an Australian PC gamer, their dedication to digital distribution is like Cupid's arrow flying from their hearts to my thumbs.
jgclark123's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:05
jgclark123
"My coffee is cold"

Pour it over a glass of ice, and bam, iced coffee.

In fact, I think I'm going to go make some right now.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:21
TheToiletDuck
mmmm meat.
Salty Soil's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 01:57
Salty Soil
If Kuja was in FFXI I never would have left it. Or if that game was actually FFIX.
JohnConnor's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 02:07
JohnConnor
HAHA! Loving the jab @ Sony Home, I'll be dead before they launch it. I was reading Activision's quote for Ghostbusters allegedly being canceled-"we're not publishing it, but someone will"...priceless.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 02:10
eternalplayer2345
Jim, I have your joke book "reggie fils-meat: the raw truth about nintendo's most lean executive" on preorder.
Timmeh's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 03:48
Timmeh
"Nintendo now larger than all major publishers combined. 50% of size attributed to Reggie's meaty sense of self-satisfaction."

The other 50% is made up of smiles. *shudder*
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/30/2008 08:41
TrailerParkJesus
"here's what slipped through our cracks today"

lolololol
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