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My wife and I come up with the best ideas ... in the shower. Today was Face Face, a villain in a horror film we're calling -- get this -- Face Face

Face Face has a face on his face. In addition to the nose, eyes, and mouth on his proper face, he has another smaller set of features growing out of the side of his head. This is not another head, mind you. This is simply another fully-functioning face. Both faces will share one brain, with the larger of the two faces occupying 75% of the brain's capacity and the smaller face getting the rest. Because Face Face is four times as smart as the average human, both faces are more than reasonably intelligent and are forces to be reckoned with.

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  • Logitech knows your clumsy ass can't take care of your s**t, makes a hard case for the Nintendo DS. [IT Web]
  • Vimeo says "Take your video game crap elsewhere. Except machinima. That stuff is totally OK." [Vimeo -- thanks, power-glove!]
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Send your videogame-related news and tips to tips@destructoid.com ... because we're all going to be really busy thinking about the casting for this Face Face thing. I mean, we need to cast someone different for each face. Suggestions (and Photoshops) welcome.







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Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 20:57
Face
:3
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 20:57
eternalplayer2345
Tagline: Come face to face with terror!
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:00
Tubatic
"The fact of the matter is the so-called 'big titles' need a long, long development period... We really didn't think this year's E3 media briefing was the time to do so." - Satoru Iwata regarding no Zelda or Mario announcements at E3'08

Yep.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:03
MrSadistic
Wouldn't it be weird if we were all made of ears? Instead of two arms we have two ears and we have ears for legs.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:04
Jonathan Holmes
Man-E-Faces!!!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:08
Colette Bennett
Face Face.

LOLLLL
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:12
Tiff
Wow, that Vimeo thing is interesting.
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:14
TheToiletDuck
Palm palm will wipe that smile of his face face
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:14
TheToiletDuck
off*

(dammit, gimme an edit button)
topgeargorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:18
topgeargorilla
here's a pic of a baby with two faces in india:
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00465/2_faced_baby_682_465860a.jpg
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:26
Nick Chester
Photoshops of the movie poster, please!

Love the tag-line by the way. I was going with "Evil has two faces," but maybe in Europe we can use "Come face to face with terror."
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:26
bluexy
You must not have played the original: Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland!!!
Kinji's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:31
Kinji
Face Face kinda reminds me of One Missed Call, Some new horror movie with some chick with mouths for eyes and she... uhh... phones people or something. I haven't seen it, it sounds terrible, but the cover looks really funny.
Villanx1's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:39
Villanx1
Thanks logitech for making that DS armor available a year too late. I dropped my DS and it now resembles a rectangular pac-man
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 21:51
Jetsetlemming
Fucking fuck, Fuck Vimeo.

"Videogames are big and useless and aren't creative! *posts videos of squirrels fucking*"
-Vimeo's owner
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 22:21
Electro Lemon
I was in the middle of making an image, and Photoshop crashed. I'm also suffering from a serious case of the itis, so I'll just say that your wife is awesome, and go to sleep.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 22:25
DaedHead8
I have succeeded where Cobra has failed. Too bad my photoshop skills are seriously lacking:
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/22/2008 22:36
Sharpless
On one hand, I can understand why Vimeo did that. Videos of walkthroughs and raw gameplay aren't really in the spirit of what they're trying to be, apparently. Still, it does have an odd feel to it. Still still, it IS their site.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 11:57
fetusmilk
i think the tag line for the movie should be "in your face,face"
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 12:55
Sharpless
Also, your tagline should be: "The face of evil has a new face: Face Face."
Emmit Brown's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/23/2008 15:28
Emmit Brown
The problem is a lot of the videos they are taking down have a lot more creative expression than two squirrels having sex ( a popular video one of the vimeo staff uploaded).

The EA Skate. community is outraged at the fact that our videos that take months of editing and a lot of thought and creativity are being removed alongside videos of someone simply playing a game.

The vimeo staff has been nothing but rude to a large portion of their userbase.

So we react:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46tgzRIlCDg
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