8:57 PM on 07.22.2008 | Nick Chester

My wife and I come up with the best ideas ... in the shower. Today was Face Face, a villain in a horror film we're calling -- get this -- Face Face.
Face Face has a face on his face. In addition to the nose, eyes, and mouth on his proper face, he has another smaller set of features growing out of the side of his head. This is not another head, mind you. This is simply another fully-functioning face. Both faces will share one brain, with the larger of the two faces occupying 75% of the brain's capacity and the smaller face getting the rest. Because Face Face is four times as smart as the average human, both faces are more than reasonably intelligent and are forces to be reckoned with.
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Yep.
LOLLLL
(dammit, gimme an edit button)
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00465/2_faced_baby_682_465860a.jpg
Love the tag-line by the way. I was going with "Evil has two faces," but maybe in Europe we can use "Come face to face with terror."
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