12:50 PM on 03.21.2007
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Niero
With a name like
Scientology Pwned, you'd think that the angry little shooter would eventually knock you over the head with a message, meaning, or political statement. For better or worse, the subject matter of the game is to kill as many
Scientologists, special affairs agents, and sea orgs (never got that far) as possible. It plays like a
Smash TV machine with a jammed joystick due to it's intentional lock-aim system so negotiating firing positions is a little awkward, but it's a quick free download and the music will make you long for the Legend of Kage. Indygamer sums it up:
The premise of
Scientology Pwned is to essentially shoot everything in sight. The single unobstructed map has four enemy generators that create progressively tougher enemies. Use the arrow keys to move your character, and hold the control key to shoot. Your shooting direction will automatically lock when the control key is held down. Alternatively, the shift key can be held to lock your shooting direction when the control key is not held down. Music was composed by Jonathan Mak, creator of
Everyday Shooter.
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At least Columbine Massacre TRIES to show you an story and a perspective. (is an awful game but at least it tries)
Is difficult to get Games to actually say something instead of just entertaining, but.. we are getting there. It took just as much time for the movies too.
azrael, apparently you didn't see the scientology "cross" emblazoned on the game. We both know that scientology trademarked the cross long before smash tv was around.
man i could go for some super smash tv multiplayer snes style right about now.
the mofo loved drugs
so he said let him have it all and help others stop taking his drugs
so hubbard made NARCONON
hes got sum cloning company (note cloning not clothing) but they all bullshit about their findings
seriously, Tom Cruise as second to last boss, Xenu as last boss, but you cant win because he kills you in one hit with psychiatry attack
It hopefully does not take long until someone answers with game called "Zi-Xiao PWNED" and gives him a right response, his blood splattering on the screen, his limbs flying in all directions, his life slowly running out of his body and his low cries for his mother fading away.