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Schizo GTA beats regular GTA every time photo

Boing Boing, a directory of Cory Doctorow, brings us news of a strange medical case that is sure to give Jack Thompson an ambulatory boner (the same kind that wanders the streets at night eating roosters and small dogs; see also Chupacabra).

In 2001, the decidedly British Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine published a report centering on a young man who had been admitted to a psychiatric facility for "strange behavior". Strangely, his strange behavior, seemed to imitate that seen in decidedly strange game Grand Theft Auto, and, feeling this sort of thing was a tad strange, the authorities rounded him up with a modicum of under-their-breath "My word! How strange!" mutterings, and an acceptable level of monocle displacement.

Hit the jump for applicable quotes from the Journal.

A young man was admitted from prison to a psychiatric facility after reports that he had been acting in a bizarre manner. He had been arrested for stealing motor vehicles and assaults with weapons. At interview he was found to be experiencing the delusion that he was a player inside a computer game (adult-certificate game, widely available) in which points are scored for stealing cars, killing assailants and avoiding police vehicles. Psychotic symptoms had emerged slowly over two years. His family had noticed him becoming increasingly withdrawn and isolated from social activities. He developed delusions that strangers were planning to kill him and also experienced auditory hallucinations, constantly hearing an abusive and derogatory voice. Previously a computer enthusiast, he began to play computer games incessantly. He felt that the games were communicating with him via the headphones. In a complex delusional system he came to believe he was inside one of these games and had to steal a car to start scoring points. He broke into a car and drove off at speed, believing he had `invulnerable' fuel and so could not run out of petrol. To gain points he chose to steal increasingly powerful vehicles, threatening and assaulting the owners with weapons. Later he said he would have had no regrets if he had killed someone, since this would have increased his score.

I think it's pertinent to point out that this lad was quite insane. He exhibited classic evidence of schizophrenic behavior that was merely augmented by his gaming. While I'm sure the media would spin this story in the opposite direction, rational, useful people do not start jacking cars and clubbing people with truncheons moments after booting up the PlayStation.

Besides, this is America. I don't even know where you could find a truncheon around here! 








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LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 05:12
LostCrichton
bizarre but true. Sounds like someone I'd get stuck sitting next to on the MAX sometimes. Especially downtown in Fareless Square.
lwesquire's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 06:05
lwesquire
God save Mike Skinner? The Almighty should have asploded his recording studio after the first album.
beer baron's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 06:36
beer baron
He felt that the games were communicating with him via the headphones.

Isn't that how most games communicate with the player?
morbo47's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 08:14
morbo47
@Baron: Ha, I liked that part.

Also, does Schizo GTA have some sort of crazy points system that I'm unaware of? Granted, I haven't played in a loooong time, and it could be in the stats menu, but the closest thing to points it's got is money, no? Wasn't the last game that rewarded cash for staying away from cops GTA2?

Besides... does anyone besides crazies play GTA for a freaking high score? That's just insane.
ZombieLifeTaker's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 09:07
ZombieLifeTaker
Everyone on the dance floor is doomed. Hit the ground, shut your mouth. The prisoners have laid waste to the pulpit. You're in for it now. Are these helicopters for me? Have I been appointed to speak?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 10:16
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'm wondering the same thing as morbo47, what GTA is he playing that gives him points?

Also, where can I get me some invulnerable fuel?
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 10:50
Tron Knotts
I work at a psychiatric hospital, and a lot of kids are faking it. I had one kid who pretended he was in the Matrix for 3 weeks.

Eventually he got sick of it and went home.

That's what this sounds like to me.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 11:44
F Whipple
I think GTA2 had a points system.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 13:20
Sharpless
Further proof that mentally unstable people and video games do not mix. Emphasis on the "mentally unstable" part.
GonzoJoe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 13:50
GonzoJoe
Well the kid was admitted in 2001 and it said he's been playing the game for two years, so it HAD to be GTA or GTA2. Which is even more amazing to me, because I remember reading the reviews of GTA and picking it up for the ol' PS1 back in the day, and I was all... WTH? Why am I running over boogers with micro machines?

Hard to believe that that could be a schizophrenic focus for some wacked out wanker, but hey, what do I know?
comradetrotskii's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/30/2007 18:34
comradetrotskii
It would have been funnier if the guy was playing Zelda or something instead of GTA.

A young man was admitted from prison to a psychiatric facility after reports that he had been acting in a bizarre manner. He had been arrested for smashing pots and entering peoples houses without knocking. At interview he was found to be experiencing the delusion that he was a player inside a computer game (tingle-certificate game, widely available) in which points are scored for wearing tights, talking to fairys and collecting hearts. Psychotic symptoms had emerged slowly over two years. His family had noticed him becoming increasingly withdrawn and isolated from social activities. He developed delusions that blobs of red goo were planning to kill him and also experienced auditory hallucinations, constantly hearing an abusive and derogatory voice, shouting the words 'hey' and 'Link'continually...

Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2007 00:05
Aaron Mxy Yost
@ comradetrotskii:

Win!
Kaikara's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2007 04:52
Kaikara
@comradetrotskii

Awesome!! :-)

I have to agree with the main article though, he was a paranoid schizophrenic and may have well been dangerous to society even without a 'points version' of GTA.
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