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SCEA might want to spy on your emotions while you game photo

As spotted by Siliconera, Sony has filed a patent for software that aims to detect a range of human emotions with laughter being primarily emphasized. As you can see in the creepy sketch above, this data would be tracked through a microphone and camera hooked up to a PlayStation 3.

The application would know what you were feeling at any given moment by detecting specific body gestures as well as group interactions such as two people giving each other a high five. "Dude, did you see that sick headshot? Up top, broseph!"

Obviously, this technology could have a big impact on something as interactive and dynamic as videogames, but there's potential for SCEA to use it for movies, TV, and other multimedia. I wonder if it will be able to track anger, because more often than not that's my main emotion when gaming.

I need to start playing more relaxing games, I think.


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Disturbed Dreams's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:02
Disturbed Dreams
Does anyone else want to watch the show on that tv?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:03
Justice
Now that's emotion (engine)! Also WTF is that going on in that TV?!
Wonder Woody's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:06
Wonder Woody
Oh lord, "Nineteen Eighty-Four" was not meant to be an instruction manual.
kingtobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:06
kingtobo
Between this and the Wii Horse Riding patent I'm starting to think it's a requirement that all people in patent applications look creepy as fuck.
flabzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:16
flabzilla
They should have put LOL in the speach bubble.
SolidCake's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:35
SolidCake
Uhm, you can unplug your camera and mic or not play certain stuff at all. You've got a choice. The comparison with 1984 isn't correct. Just saying.
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:39
Frohike
It'd be great if it had a "dozing" detector, namely for grind-heavy RPGs.
Cadtalfryn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:43
Cadtalfryn
Why would anyone pay for devices that only function for someone to monitor them?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:49
Dexter345
HA HA HA
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 17:50
Vanilla Gorilla
Oh man that pic is fucking classic.
Onlineatron's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 18:02
Onlineatron
Shoe fucked!
CaptainBus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 18:36
CaptainBus
And who's the guy laughing in the diagram? Casual Crew Cut Nicholson Joker?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 18:38
Topher Cantler
If the point of all this is to entertain people, they should just distribute printouts of that picture.
decoyb's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 19:00
decoyb
The caption is fitting, I work at the patent office, and patents are my worst nightmare.
Mabui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 21:48
Mabui
The patent art I've seen recently has been very creepy - I should have patented creepy art in patents.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:22
Vedicardi2
best patent art ever
Robbo the hood's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 00:11
Robbo the hood
1984? Get a grip, do you break down in conspiracy fits all the time?
The Octagon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 08:22
The Octagon
There's nothing funnier than a self-propelled ass kicking machine.
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 10:18
Emrah
More like an arse tickler. The man is actually sitting on the second controller with vibration on..
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 02:02
lewness
Great. Now, when I play a (fictional) remake of Silent Hill 4 and guffaw at the burping nurses, my PS3 controller would send 1000 volts through my hands (coming soon via another creepy patent) so I could shut up and continue the game.
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 04:05
Mr Kite
Is it just me or does that look kinda kinky.
VoyToid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 12:58
VoyToid
not as bad keyloggers in brand new laptops

http://virus.org.ua/unix/keylog/klog.htm
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