Japanese porn distributor V and I may have different ideas on what is and isn't sexy, but when it comes to Bayonetta, it appears we're both pulling in the right direction. V is known for such adult entertainment as Would You Like To Get An Enema Until You Poop? and I Saw A Bowel Movement! but it's put the feces aside for one day to honor Bayonetta (star of Bayonetta), dubbing her the "number one erotic actress of 2009."
"This right here is high-grade peeping," claims V. We've been assured that peeping isn't a typo, which can only be deemed a blessed relief. The porn maker has also deemed Bayonetta's hair movements "erotic."
I was worried about Bayonetta's success upon release, but now that the scat-porn market is backing her up, I have no doubt that Platinum Games is headed for the stars. The game's been poo-pooed by a lot by gamers who want to give it crap, but we've had enough bullsh*t from arseholes who wish to dump on Bayonetta and make it the butt of their jokes.
Anal passage.
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9:40 AM on 10.28.2009
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Also, Jim <3
Also, Cunning Linguist.
I know, I know, at least it's not pubes.
But still! Good luck to her and all her (imminent) Rule 34 incarnations!
And it goes to pretty much everything in her image. Awful costume, monsterous proportions and worst of it all - teh hair. Seriously, she looks like a crazy aunt. If not for sexy poses and filling all the screens I would have bet she's just a supporting character becouse of lacking sex appeal.
Well, I'll better start reinforcing my fence for the lynching mob's arrival.
One could even say it's "The Shit".
I think crazy aunts are hot but since you don't and might be from Poland, I forgive you.
@Peteru
"I mean that she's less atractive than average girl in real world. Well in Poland at least"
Missed opportunity to provide pictoral evidence.
At least Bayonetta looks vaguely human. DoA girls look like stuffed animals or inflatable dolls. How can you be attracted to that?
we both want to shit on this game
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