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SCANDAL! Photographic evidence of Joseph Leray's filthy videogame addiction  photo

Confirming our earlier hard-hitting report, new photos reveal that web idol joseph Leray has indeed been involved with the seedy world of videogames prior to this morning's incident. Evidence shows Leray as part of numerous drunken videogame orgies, taking place sometime in August of 2007, at an event sources are calling "PAX."

Apparently a gathering of crime lords, religious fanatics and drug addicts, "PAX" took place late last summer in Seattle, WA. Numerous eyewitnesses place Leray on the scene during some of the more despicable events that transpired over the course of the weekend, including rampant alcohol abuse, facial rape, and all-night sessions of a satanic ritual referred to by transgendered prostitutes as "Bomberman."

As always, FOXTOID pledges to keep you informed of the latest in this tragc tale of Mr. Leray in his downward spiral.


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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:29
Justice
PAX is the new scientology.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:29
BlindsideDork
ORifcicices can do no wrong!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:30
Justice
Also, Joeseph Leray is the new Amy Winehouse.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:33
Jim Sterling
Ugh. My kids looked up to him. Welp, we're taking down his posters AS I TYPE!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:36
Topher Cantler
Certainly you would never spy Geraldo Beedog holding plastic murder simulator toys. Geraldo Beedog plays only with nice beedog toys, as all beedogs should.
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 07:40
Boolean
I heard from Martha down the street that her husbands best friends son went to PAX, and they worshiped the DEVIL there. Martha said over a plate of lemon slice (my she is so good at them) that if I let my little Billy even HEAR about it, he's as good as the devils butler.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:42
Mxyzptlk
The Christian thing to do would be to stab him in the heart and pray while his soul travels to an eternity of torment in hell.
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:49
Ogu
he's going to kill god with that gun.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:53
atheistium
I finally have those naked photos for you to sell and my encounter with this addict that ruined my life.
tkyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:46
tkyy
I haven't noticed video games are that devastating to life until i saw these articles. Thanks, Foxtoid!
tkyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 14:46
tkyy
I haven't noticed video games are that devastating to life until i saw these articles. Thanks, Foxtoid!
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 15:06
Necros
HE'S GOT A GUN
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 15:06
Necros
HE'S GOT A GUN
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 18:36
NegFactor
PAX...as in K-PAX?! Clearly there's more to this than meets the eye. SOMEONE INVESTIGATE KEVIN SPACEY NOW.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:22
HarassmentPanda
Damn it! Necros stole my comment... twice!
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