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SCANDAL! Photographic evidence of Joseph Leray's filthy videogame addiction

7:23 AM on 04.01.2008, Topher Cantler 16 comments

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Confirming our earlier hard-hitting report, new photos reveal that web idol joseph Leray has indeed been involved with the seedy world of videogames prior to this morning's incident. Evidence shows Leray as part of numerous drunken videogame orgies, taking place sometime in August of 2007, at an event sources are calling "PAX."

Apparently a gathering of crime lords, religious fanatics and drug addicts, "PAX" took place late last summer in Seattle, WA. Numerous eyewitnesses place Leray on the scene during some of the more despicable events that transpired over the course of the weekend, including rampant alcohol abuse, facial rape, and all-night sessions of a satanic ritual referred to by transgendered prostitutes as "Bomberman."

As always, FOXTOID pledges to keep you informed of the latest in this tragc tale of Mr. Leray in his downward spiral.


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Justice at 04/01/2008 07:30
Also, Joeseph Leray is the new Amy Winehouse.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 04/01/2008 07:33
Ugh. My kids looked up to him. Welp, we're taking down his posters AS I TYPE!
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Topher Cantler at 04/01/2008 07:36
Certainly you would never spy Geraldo Beedog holding plastic murder simulator toys. Geraldo Beedog plays only with nice beedog toys, as all beedogs should.
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Boolean at 04/01/2008 07:40
I heard from Martha down the street that her husbands best friends son went to PAX, and they worshiped the DEVIL there. Martha said over a plate of lemon slice (my she is so good at them) that if I let my little Billy even HEAR about it, he's as good as the devils butler.
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Mxyzptlk at 04/01/2008 08:42
The Christian thing to do would be to stab him in the heart and pray while his soul travels to an eternity of torment in hell.
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Ogu at 04/01/2008 11:49
he's going to kill god with that gun.
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atheistium at 04/01/2008 11:53
I finally have those naked photos for you to sell and my encounter with this addict that ruined my life.
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tkyy at 04/01/2008 14:46
I haven't noticed video games are that devastating to life until i saw these articles. Thanks, Foxtoid!
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tkyy at 04/01/2008 14:46
I haven't noticed video games are that devastating to life until i saw these articles. Thanks, Foxtoid!
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/01/2008 15:06
HE'S GOT A GUN
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Necros at 04/01/2008 15:06
HE'S GOT A GUN
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NegFactor at 04/01/2008 18:36
PAX...as in K-PAX?! Clearly there's more to this than meets the eye. SOMEONE INVESTIGATE KEVIN SPACEY NOW.
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HarassmentPanda at 04/02/2008 11:22
Damn it! Necros stole my comment... twice!
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