Achievement posts? They're so old, they are suddenly back in style again. SouthPeak Games blasted over the Velvet Assassin Achievements today, and threatened to break into Jim Sterling's house and rip the stuffing out of his pet toucan named "Toucan" if we didn't post about them.
For the most part, the Achievements are the standard "collect X amount of this" and "kill this many bad dudes," but a few stand out in my mind. "Avenger," for instance, requires you to "Save many brave seamen by eliminating the sleeping threat."
The full list is located after the break, if you feel so inclined. In case you had forgotten which World War II stealth-action game Velvet Assassin is (hint: it's not the same as The Saboteur), here's a trailer from a while back to get you up to speed.
Master Of Shadows (10)
You have completed the mission "The Lost - Valley"
Complete mission "The Lost - Valley"
Demolition (10)
You have completed the mission "The Lost - Fuel Storage
Complete mission "The Lost - Fuel Storage"
Infiltration (10)
You have completed the mission "Death Of The Butcher - Cathedral"
Complete mission "Death Of The Butcher - Cathedral"
Liberator (10)
You have completed the mission "Death Of The Butcher - Crypt"
Complete mission "Death Of The Butcher - Crypt"
In The Lion's Den (10)
You have completed the mission "Leave A Light On - Docks"
Complete mission "Leave A Light On - Docks"
Firebug (10)
You have completed the mission "Leave A Light On - Storage"
Complete mission "Leave A Light On - Storage"
Down-And-Dirty (10)
You have completed the mission "The Third Man - Sewers"
Complete mission "The Third Man - Sewers"
Witness (10)
You have completed the mission "The Third Man - Ghetto"
Complete mission "The Third Man - Ghetto"
Delivery Service (10)
You have completed the mission "The Third Man - Prison"
Complete mission "The Third Man - Prison"
Assault (10)
You have completed the mission "Le Boeuf"
Complete mission "Le Boeuf"
Phoenix (10)
You have completed the mission "Fade To Grey - Hospital"
Complete mission "Fade To Grey - Hospital"
Ace (30)
You have completed the campaign in Normal difficulty
Complete campaign in Normal difficulty
Legend (50)
You have completed the campaign in Agent difficulty
Complete campaign in Agent difficulty
Close Combat Expert (20)
You have killed all enemies silently in "The Lost - Valley"
Execute a silent advance through "The Lost - Valley"
Wine Connoisseur (20)
You have found the wine bottle in "The Lost - Fuel Storage"
Take something along in "The Lost - Fuel Storage" that pleases your palate
Art Connoisseur (20)
You have hidden the golden statue in "Death Of The Butcher - Crypt"
Secure a precious art piece from the Nazis in "Death Of The Butcher - Crypt"
Avenger (20)
You have killed the drunken submarine captains in "Leave A Light On - Docks"
Save many brave seamen by eliminating the sleeping threat in "Leave A Light On - Docks"
Miss Merciless (20)
You have killed every enemy in "The Third Man - Ghetto"
Remove the occupiers in "The Third Man - Ghetto"
Killjoy (20)
You have killed the prison commander in "The Third Man - Prison"
Cut short the observer's sadistic pleasure in "The Third Man - Prison"
Informant (20)
You have found the collaborators list in "Le Boeuf"
Secure confidential document in "Le Boeuf"
Miss Know-It-All (50)
You have accomplished all secret objectives
Accomplish all secret objectives
Gold Lover (10)
You have secured the unique "Gold Bar" collectible
Secure precious collectible in "Death Of The Butcher - Crypt"
Golden Bullet (10)
You have secured the unique "Golden Rifle Ammo" collectible
Secure precious collectible in "Le Boeuf"
General (10)
You have secured the unique "Army Honor Dagger" collectible
Secure precious collectible in "Death Of The Butcher - Cathedral"
Diplomat (10)
You have secured the unique "Diplomatic Corps Dagger" collectible
Secure precious collectible in "The Third Man - Prison"
Admiral (10)
You have secured the unique "Marine Honor Dagger" collectible
Secure precious collectible in "Leave A Light On - Storage"
Attentiveness (10)
You have secured 15 collectibles during a campaign
Secure 15 collectibles during a campaign
Sharp Senses (30)
You have secured 40 collectibles during a campaign
Secure 40 collectibles during a campaign
Eagle Eye (50)
You have secured all collectibles during a campaign
Secure all collectibles during a campaign
Disciple (10)
You have earned your first skill point
Earn first skill point
Master (30)
You have earned 10 skill points during a campaign
Earn 10 skill points during a campaign
Grand Master (50)
You have earned 15 skill points during a campaign
Earn 15 skill points during a campaign
Curiosity (30)
You have found all letters during a campaign
Find all letters during a campaign
Assertiveness (10)
You have killed 50 enemies during a campaign
Kill 50 enemies during a campaign
Bad Temper (30)
You have killed 150 enemies during a campaign
Kill 150 enemies during a campaign
Relentlessness (50)
You have killed 300 enemies during a campaign
Kill 300 enemies during a campaign
Rogue (10)
You have killed 50 enemies silently during a campaign
Kill 50 enemies silently during a campaign
Slayer (30)
You have killed 100 enemies silently during a campaign
Kill 100 enemies silently during a campaign
Assassin (50)
You have killed 200 enemies silently during a campaign
Kill 200 enemies silently during a campaign
Gotta Light? (20)
You have killed 10 enemies with the flare gun during a campaign
Kill 10 enemies with the flare gun during a campaign
Contest:
4:40 PM on 04.15.2009
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"Killing X people with Y weapon?" "Perform this act that can only be done in this level?" Not too played out from what I've seen so I'm all for those.