Mr. Destructoid would kindly request your protection from zombies in BiteJacker, an amazing retro-styled survival shooter by our friends over at the Bytejacker show. Our beloved mascot makes a cameo appearance as a VIP character who increases your score the longer you keep him alive. Don't be sad when he gets eaten alive: he's had a full life and leaves behind millions of bastard children and women who truly understood him. This marks the sixth video game appearance of Mr. Destructoid. Whoozah!
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I don't think this is on the App Store. They said it would be in flash, and a new blog today says it will be exclusively on a site called "mochigames" for 2 weeks. I think it's on Flash, not iOS.
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1:00 PM on 01.20.2011 | 
Also... Bonerquest?
I don't think it's on iOS.
I'm so happy I can finally play it today!