9:35 AM on 07.13.2007
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Niero
Could you imagine my surprise to find my alter-ego plastered on the front page of The San Francisco Chronicle? You can find our robotic spokesperson on yesterday's cover and in the business section's E3 coverage of the Sony and Nintendo press conferences. Both images are attached in the gallery below. I can't wait to show mummy dearest back at the scrap heap!
Funny enough, they completely failed to mention Destructoid -- it reads as if I took a job at Nintendo as their creative director and just randomly showed up in a robot helmet. While it's a tempting career change, I don't think this robot can handle another large scale hobby in his schedule. Nevertheless, it's just another indicator of our imminent robot world domination. Special thanks to Dtoid reader Forrest from the bay area for scanning these in.
LAUNCH GALLERY (2 IMAGES)
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Though it does make me wonder, does Mr.Destructoid have a life of his own using your body when you aren't conscious Niero?
Some day I'll get snapped sipping from a juice box with the caption below...
"Chris Hansen is in town to film new segments of "To Catch a Predator" "
Maybe Nintedo hasn't told you yet?
Welcome to Destructoid, we run the industry.
No I can destroy you!!
Nice.
LOL.... You must have been the best thing at E3.
1. Play video games ... check
2. Be Fucking Awesome ... check
3. Get on the cover of the SF Chron ... check
4. Cocks
5. Rule the world
6. Make love to Jade Raymond on a rainbow
7. Get a Wiki page
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I will personally take care of number six on the checklist, no worries there.
I KNOW I CAN KILL.
As Stan’s dad said in the “You Got F’d In The A” episode of South Park...IT’S ON.
They have this pic up at sfgate.com.
I'd do it, only because I hate the news.