Hey! We have a store! NEAT!
Yes, we have a bunch of Destructoid-themed shirts for sale and you can get them for 15% off now thanks to Split Reason's back-to-school sale! The Dtoid store also has HAWP-themed shirts and shirts for Japanator and Tomopop too. THERE'S EVEN BEANIES AND PATCHES!
Simply enter the special code "Octorawk" at checkout and you'll save some dollars. PAX Prime is getting closer and wearing a Dtoid related shirt will be the easiest way to find other Dtoiders in the sea of nerds and booth babes who will be hating their lives for that weekend.
Now go do your duty as an American and be a consumer whore. BUY BUY BUY!
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