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Saints Row's dildo bat is a weapon in Shadow Warrior


9:00 PM on 09.24.2013
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For all of the time we've spent talking about it, Destructoid readers should be familiar with Saints Row: The Third's "The Penetrator," aka that dildo baseball bat. I'd say it's back, but it never truly left. The infamous melee weapon will make an appearance in Flying Wild Hog's upcoming Shadow Warrior remake -- check below for a look at it in action.

The Penetrator will unlock for Steam owners of Saints Row IV once Shadow Warrior releases later this week on the platform. More than any other story, a quote from Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker feels perfectly warranted. "I'm sorry I can't really hear you over the sound of all that money being thrown at screens around the world," he said.

So this is what happens when Deep Silver and Devolver team up. Sounds about right.

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