I don't like the word fealty. Also, broom. What a terrible f*cking word.
But who doesn't like pixelated male nudity? And bare-assed air gliding? Free balling! All set to a classic musical wall of cinematic strings and timpani score. Final shot: open arms, looking to the sky (with pants back on?!) while 8-bit lava rains down. Moving. Confusing. Inspiring.
Saints Row IV, folks. August 20.