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Saints Row IV: Now with more floppy cocks

3:00 PM on 06.11.2013 // Hamza CTZ Aziz
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Oh my!

So here's a funny little story. When Volition first showed off Saints Row: The Third, the male and female private parts were way more animated. Black censor bars covered the naughty stuff -- actually, it was pixelated censorship the first time we saw it before switching to black bars. Anyway, penises and boobs would bounce around freely as players would run around naked, and the black bars would bounce along in tandem. Unfortunately Volition had to cut out the bounciness and stick with just stationary privates/censor blocks due to coding issues and time constraints.

Well I'm happy to report that the floppiness is back! I found this out first hand when I stripped the President naked, wall ran up the highest building I could find, super jumped into the air, and then glided across the virtual skies of Steelport. The whole time the President's junk was flopping around like a wacky wavy inflatable tube man. Videogames!

I should note that the floppiness was back in the demo build I played. We'll see if it actually sticks around into the final game. If you're all for the flop then you should let Deep Silver/Volition hear your cries.




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