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Sacred 2 contest winners announced! photo

You guys took me seriously when I said show me that nothing is sacred -- from Diablo 3 in pastels to Santa crapping on Jesus, you guys brought the sauce. That being said, we had to pick some winners, and no matter how hard it was, we finally narrowed it down (between fits of laughter.)

The winner of the grand prize that you see above is is Only Pony for his Chupa Chups pic, followed by Unstoppable Juggernaut for Oldboy Remake (DO NOT WANT!) and Justice for his Sonic Comic. Nice job, guys! As a reminder, the runners-up will win a copy of the Collector's Edition of Sacred 2: Fallen Angel, a t-shirt and a lanyard.Free sh*t is awesome!

Thanks to everyone for participating and keeping us laughing around here. Look out for a sick Mirror's Edge contest coming very soon!






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ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:41
ThunderHeartXI
I lol'd heavily at Only Pony's picture. Damn, it definitely deserves that prize. It ain't a bad looking axe either.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:43
Gameboi
Congrats, guys. Good job on the Chupa pic, Pony. I LOLed.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:46
psycho terror2
the oldboy remake is a low blow man. every time i read about it i die a little inside.
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:48
VengefulPenor
Ha Ha I submitted the santa thing.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:50
Char Aznable
Sonic's poor little ass cheeks are shooting out blood. Man, that was awesome.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:50
psycho terror2
oh yeah, and justice's comic is a blatent rip off if that south park episode in which Lucas and Spielberg rape their movie franchises.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 19:56
Steel Squirrel
Oh man... that is good news for ol' Juggs. I was getting afraid that he was going to start killing people...
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 20:26
electricmole
i really thought i had this one. i can't believe it. i really worked hard on my god of war entry. i thought this was more about the theme, creativity, etc. and not really for laughs. i hope being a newbie has nothing to do with this. xp

3000$ dollars could have changed and started my life a new. yeah im a sore loser right now. so can i just know what placed my entry is? no prize? =\

yeah the diablo 3 should be the winner if it was all about which one is the funniest. xp
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 20:26
VengefulPenor
Also Congrats!
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 20:38
electricmole
http://www.destructoid.com/is-nothing-sacred-show-us-and-win-a-skinned-washburn-guitar--111744.phtml

i didn't really see the words laugh and funny. ha.

so am i the last place?

and congrats to the winners. xp
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 21:41
Wedge
Wow really? Really? A screencap and a crappy shoop? At least Justice won something.
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:04
electricmole
I would really like to know what placed my entry is. thank you.

The creativity, execution(it didn't even look cheap), theme, artistic visualization, made sense, etc. was all there in my entry except that humor was not applicable (which should just be optional in the first place).

Even just a single nice pic of Jesus vs Kratos or Moses vs kratos(not funny but badass looking) already represents a lot about the theme is nothing sacred. and what i did overall making it a complete game was something even more. yeah it may not look funny but it was unique, sleek, well made, and "first of its kind" for an entry. not the usual funny comic story, or a random funny picture, etc. yeah maybe my entry could had been better without including the corny review and random text but it was just there to make the idea more clearer.

and i thought an old boy movie English would be awesome specially if Spielberg would direct it.

anyway if the comedy or fun factor is all that was considered for this contest then I easily lose. no question. Sorry, but I just expected more from the judging.
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:14
electricmole
also the "IDEA" was there. KRATOS VS JESUS. A God of war game set in Biblical times. and i did not even bash jesus or anything. i love Jesus. ^^
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:17
Gameboi
For what it's worth, electricmole, I found your entry damn impressive. However, I'm not exactly a judge, but rather a fellow entrant.

No need to bust a blood vessel over it though. Expensively new guitars are nice, but there will be other contests to enter. Having said that, you now have a better idea of what the judges are looking for. Keep that in mind, and make it happen in the future ;-)
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/03/2008 22:39
electricmole
thanks gameboi. i really needed that. lol

yeh im not really mad but kinda disappointed. not even included in the top 3? damn. and i let a lot of really close people down on this contest.

actually if i was going to win top prize, i was planning to sell the guitar if possible with a big discount here so to get real money instead so i can buy myself a ps2/ps3, yeah for free. ^^

i accept the outcome but i just like to express what i thought or else i would never understand things. you are right, i kinda know now how contest here dtoids works, its all about being funny and witty. im not good with it but ill try. but im also hoping for more SERIOUS type of contest here.

yeah hoping for new many contests here, its Christmas!
Only Pony's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 01:28
Only Pony
Whaa! I win BIG!
I'd like a moment to thank the people who stood by me all the way. My mother, my biographer and naturally Baby Jesus whom without it wouldn't have been possible.
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 01:46
electricmole
all the hard effort, commitment, and passion for my God of War entry and now this? i am truly shocked and sad. =\
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 01:50
Gibbo
And I would have won it too if it weren't for those meddling Dtoiders! But seriously, congrats guys.
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 01:54
psycho terror2
mole, your entry was good and i'd feel shitty about it too given that the winners are a probably stolen shoop, a screenshot and an unoriginal comic, but GOD DAMN MAN it's just a competition.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 02:24
Justice
@psycho_terror, yeah the Indiana South Park episode was my inspiration, I figured it was pretty obvious since the reference was used to blatantly. No reason to hate.

& ElectricMole I thought yours was hilarious too, I'm actually surprised it didn't win.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 02:24
Justice
so blatantly*
StrawberryCream's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 04:10
StrawberryCream
Congrats! <3 Aww now i'm kinda sad I was going to give the guitar to my best friend for Christmas ^^;;;; Maybe next time! <3
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 08:24
electricmole
hell its not the end of the world for me. but winning this contest could probably be one of the best thing to happen in my life. 3000 dollars is really something in my place, its like a year salary of a regular employee here. and im just a working student, i could have sell the guitar and buy my first ps2 and lots LOTS of other stuffs. im going to get a job soon but this could have really help me start BIG. even 50-100 dollars for the 2nd/3rd prize is already a lot. and i let my mom down. =\

@psycho_terror, yeh its just a contest but its just a damn awesome contest and i thought i did really well. and i hate losing specially if i smell something fishy. xp

@justice, your such a good sports and congrats, awesome artwork by the way. i knew you would win something even 1st place.

thanks. yeah id do better next time.

lol. im begging like a little worm here.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 09:41
Char Aznable
Electricmole, stop whining. Nobody likes a sore loser, dude.
Bramenjam's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 10:49
Bramenjam
I feel the #1 winner is totally deserving, although I too would have liked to play the guitar (on the M-tv)
n3a's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 10:57
n3a
electricmole, it's just a contest man, don't take it so seriously. I'm a fellow entrant too but that's how contests are, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. I liked your entry, i guess it was a lot of work and if I was there choosing, the top 3 would be WAY different (seriously, a bad photoshop and a screen cap? At least the comic was good -and the guy actually MADE it).

But what can you do. Congrats to the winners ;)
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 11:24
psycho terror2
@ Justice

both times i mentioned your comic i meant to add that it was still funny, however it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. people would just assume it was your original idea had they not seen that south park episode, and i just think that's wrong. it's like when some lame band covers a good song and gets famous cause the kids don't realise it's a cover.

lies, lies, filthy lies and deceit. but still, GO JUSTICE, EVERYONE LOVES A WINNER!!!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 11:58
Holyetheline
Congrats to all!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 12:52
Justice
@psycho_terror, I totally understand how you feel. The creators of South Park are true GENUISES at what they do and all credit for the idea is due to them.
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 17:38
electricmole
@ char aznable. well im not really a loser. i think i was bound to win something if they haven't change the contest rule to "make us laugh". but ok no more whining after this.

@n3a. but i can still state my opinions, right. yeah same here, the winners weren't exactly i expected. i should have been on the winners list. lol. thanks for liking my entry. you are right, we lose but only this time. and when something wrong gonna happen again in the next contest then God knows what im going to do. xp

are the judges or admins don't usually reply on comments like in here? i don't even know what placed i got.

bring on the next 'international' contest! i can't wait to lose again. and let it be this Christmas time. xp
electricmole's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/04/2008 17:41
electricmole
congrats to all winners again you guys are awesome and very humble indeed. xp
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